Baby Got Back
Jonathan Coulton Lyrics

LA face with the Oakland booty
The woman has a face from Los Angeles but a big butt from Oakland.

I like big butts and I cannot lie
I find large butts pleasing regardless of what others think.

You other brothers can't deny
There are many other males who also appreciate large butts.

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
When a woman with a small waist enters the room.

And a round thing in your face
And a large butt in front of you.

You get sprung
You become excited and aroused.

Wanna pull up tough
I want to seem cool and confident.

You notice that butt was stuffed
You realize that the woman's butt is not natural.

Deep in the jeans she's wearing
Her butt is visible even though she's wearing jeans.

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
I am completely captivated and cannot stop looking.

Oh, babe I wanna get with ya
I am very attracted to you and want to get close to you.

And take your pretty pictcure
I would like to capture an image of your beauty.

My homeboys tried to warn me
My friends tried to caution me against pursuing this woman.

But that butt you got
Her butt is too amazing to ignore.

Makes me so horny
It is arousing and stimulating.

Ooh, rub on smooth skin
Caress her smooth skin.

You say you wanna get in my benz
She expressed interest in being in my car.

Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupie
I am willing to be used for my car because she is not an average fan.

I've seen them dancing
I have seen many women dancing.

The hell with romancing
I do not want a romantic relationship.

She's Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
She is perspiring, damp, and moving as impressively as a fast sports car.

I'm tired of magazines
I am no longer interested in the images I see in magazines.

Saying flat butts are the thing
Magazines suggest that small or non-existent butts are desirable.

Take the average black man and ask him that
If you ask the typical black man, you will find that he prefers a bigger butt.

She gotta pack much back
She has a substantial amount of butt.

So Fellas (yeah), Fellas (yeah)
Hey guys, hey guys.

Has your girlfriend got the butt (yeah)
Does your girlfriend have a big butt?

Tell 'em to shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
When she dances, shake her big, healthy butt.

Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty)
This woman has a beautiful butt. Her face comes from Los Angeles while her butt comes from Oakland.

I like 'em round and big
I like butts that are both round and big.

And when I'm throwin' a gig
When I am hosting an event.

I just can't help myself
I am unable to avoid my natural attraction.

I'm actin like an animal
I am behaving in an animalistic way.

Now here's my scandal
Here is my confession.

I wanna get you home
I want to take you home with me.

And wow, double up, wow-wow
I want to express my amazement in doubling up on some action.

I aint talkin bout playboy
I do not want to have a superficial relationship.

Cuz silicone parts are made for toys
Fake body parts are for toys, not for me.

I want em real thick and juicy
The butts that interest me are large and meaty.

So find that juicy double
Find the kind of double butt I like.

Jonny C's in trouble
I am in trouble because of my attraction to large butts.

Beggin for a piece of that bubble
I am desperate to be with a person who has a large butt.

So I'm lookin' at rock videos
I am watching music videos that feature rock music.

Knock kneed bimbos walkin like hoes
There are women in the videos who walk like prostitutes.

You can have them bimbos
I have no interest in those women.

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
I prefer to have women who are like Flo Jo in terms of their body type.

A word to the thick soul sistas
A message for the big butt women.

I wanna get with ya
I would like to have a relationship with you.

I won't cuss or hit ya
I will not use abusive language or physical violence against you.

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna UH
I must be honest and straightforward when I say that I would like to have sex with you.

Til' the break of dawn
Until the sun comes up in the morning.

Baby got it goin' on
This woman has an amazing body.

A lot of simps won't like this song
Many men who are foolish and easily fooled will not appreciate this song.

Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
Because those guys like to have one night stands and leave.

But I'd rather stay and play
I would rather have a more long-term and enjoyable sexual relationship.

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
I am a man with a large penis and enduring stamina.

And I'm down to get the friction on
I am willing to engage in vigorous sexual activity.

So Ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Ladies, ladies.

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
If you want to ride in my Mercedes car.

Then turn around and
Then turn around and show me your butt.

Stick it out
Stick your big butt out for me to see.

Even white boys got to shout
Even white males appreciate big butts and can be excited about them.

Actually when, when it comes to females
Actually, in terms of women.

Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my selection
Cosmopolitan magazine has no influence on who I choose to be with.

I mean, 36-24-36...
I mean, a body measurement of 36 inches for the chest, 24 for the waist, and 36 for the hips.

Maybe if she's 5'3"
Perhaps only if she is 5 feet 3 inches tall.

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Your girlfriend drives a Honda car.

Playin workout tapes by Fonda
She likes to listen to workout music by Jane Fonda.

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
Fonda's Honda does not have a powerful engine.

My anaconda don't want none unless you have got buns hun
My penis does not respond to women unless they have big butts.

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
You can exercise in a way to reduce your waistline, but please do not lose a lot of weight from your butt and hips.

Some brothers wanna play that hard role
Some men pretend to be tough.

And tell you that the butt ain't gold
And suggest that big butts are not desirable.

So they toss it and they leave it
They abandon women who have big butts.

And I pull up quick to retrieve it
I save these women from their bad relationships because I appreciate their bodies.

So cosmo says you're fat
Cosmopolitan magazine suggests that you are overweight.

Well I ain't down with that
I do not agree with that suggestion.

Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
Your waist is slender and your curvy body is impressive.

And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin'
I am seriously considering pursuing a sexual relationship with you.

To the beanpole dames in the magazines
To the thin young ladies in fashion magazines.

You aint it miss thing
You are not like those women in the magazines.

Give me a sister I can't resist her
I am really attracted to curvy black women.

Red beans and rice didn't miss her
This woman is so curvy that even when she eats red beans and rice, her curves remain impressive.

Some knucklehead tried to diss
Some idiot tried to insult me.

Cuz his girls were on my list
Because the women he has been with are exactly the kind of women I desire.

He had a game but he chose to hit 'em
He was successful with women but he did not treat them well.

And I pull up quick to get with 'em
As soon as I saw that the women he mistreated also have big butts, I pursued them.

So ladies (yeah) if your butt is round (yeah)
Hey ladies, if your butt is large and round.

And you wanna triple X Throw down (yeah)
And you are interested in a sexual experience.

Dial 1-900-JONNYC and kick them nasty thoughts
Call my number and enjoy some dirty conversations with me to satisfy your sexual desires.