Don't Leave Me
Josh Helena and Andrew Lyrics

Don't leave me at Bed Bath & Beyond
I know you're done with me and you're going to leave soon, but please don't leave me stranded at this random store.

Don't leave me at Bed Bath & Beyond
I'm pleading with you not to abandon me among these bed linens and kitchen gadgets.

I know that you're tired of me
I'm aware that you're sick of me and my behavior.

And soon you will be gone
You're going to walk away soon, leaving me behind.

But don't leave me at Bed Bath & Beyond
Despite everything, I'm begging you not to leave me stranded in this homeware store.

We walked in through the door
We entered the store together.

I dropped my flask upon the floor
I accidentally let go of my flask, causing it to fall to the ground.

The whiskey straight exploded
The contents of the flask spilled and made a mess.

All over everybody in the store
The whiskey got on everyone who was nearby.

You turned to me and said
You faced me and spoke directly to me.

"I just can't do this anymore,
"I can't handle this relationship anymore.

I hate you and your drunken ways,
I despise the way you act when you're drunk.

Your shitty bands, your stupid face
I don't like your taste in music, and I find your appearance unappealing.

Today's the day I leave and walk away,"
"I'm leaving you today and ending this relationship."

Alone with all these linens
I'm by myself among all these bed sheets and pillowcases.

Kitchen tools and home decor
I'm surrounded by kitchen gadgets and random home items.

And everything reminds me of
Every item in the store triggers memories of our past relationship.

The love we had before
I'm reminded of the love we used to share.

I don't believe I ever shall
I don't think I'll ever be able to forget or move on from what we had.

Be able to escape
I'm trapped in my thoughts and memories.

It's time that I accept my fate
I need to come to terms with the fact that things are over between us.

And buy some brand new dinner plates
One step towards moving on is getting some new dinnerware for myself.

Tonight I'll set a table just for one
I'm going to have to get used to being alone and doing things for myself.

I know that you hate my guts
I'm aware that you despise me completely.

And soon you will be gone
You're going to leave me soon.

But don't leave me at Bed Bath & Beyond
Despite it all, I'm pleading with you not to leave me here.