Dread Rock
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[Judge Dread]: "Coo, what a nice day. I think I'll have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Don't leave it in the sun to long though, it'll get all sticky. Here, is that a band I hear playing? Oh, the're playing my tune!"

When I go down the seaside
I'm feeling rather rude
The girls in their bikinis
Are showing all their boobs
And when they see my stick of rock
They all shout out with glee
If all you give it all away
Please save a lick for me

Chorus:
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more!

I took a stroll along the beach
My rock was in my hand
I saw a girl buried
Up to her neck in sand
She said some boys did this to me *
So please help get me out
Before I could assist her
My rock shot in her mouth

And she cried-
Chorus

I'm always in the discos
As soon as the sun goes down
I chat up all the nice galls
With bodies nice and brown
I take them back to me chalet
And they always get a shock
When I turn the lights on
And they see the size of me rock

They all cry-
Chorus

When me holidays are over
Me rock goes home with me
Athough it's not as big as it was
It's big enough for me
If you want to know who my girlfriend is
Take a look around the place
She's the one in the corner
With a smile upon her face

And she loves that it's a big one
She's never seen one as big as that before
And she loves that it's a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more!

[Judge Dread]: "Well darling, I bet you've never seen one as big as this have you?"
[Girlfriend]: "Oh yes I have. The milkman's got one, and he showed it to me while you were on holiday"
[Judge Dread]: "Coo, that must be what they mean by 'are you getting enough'. I'll tell you what, you're not getting any more of mine!"
[Girlfriend]: "Oh come on"

Chorus

Seems like there are two versions of this song. The other version differs in the marked verse:




* She sent some boys to me
To please help get me out

Overall Meaning

The song "Dread Rock" by Judge Dread is a classic risqué song that epitomizes the reggae artist's cheeky, racy, and scandalous lyrics. The song's title "Dread Rock" is a pun on the Jamaican music genre "dancehall," which Judge Dread was famous for creating explicit songs for. In the opening lines, Judge Dread takes listeners to the seaside, where he sees scantily clad women in bikinis, and then he subtly reveals his intentions with his "stick of rock" or penis. The first verse depicts how women react when they catch a glimpse of Judge Dread's huge penis, and they are thrilled to see it.


As the song progresses, the second verse tells of how Judge Dread is a player and how he is always cruising in nightclubs to pick up women. When he gets back to his place, he shows off his manhood, and the ladies are impressed by its size. In the final verse, Judge Dread reveals that his lady love is in the room, who happens to be pleased with the size of his penis. However, she also states that the milkman has a much bigger one. In response, Judge Dread ends the song and states that she is not getting any more of him.


Overall, "Dread Rock" is a humorous and explicitly sexual song with innuendos that are quite funny. The song is quite popular, especially for those who love reggae music and enjoy a good laugh. The lyrics are well crafted, and the beat is catchy and vibrant, which adds to the charm of the song.


Line by Line Meaning

When I go down the seaside
As I make my way to the beach


I'm feeling rather rude
I'm feeling a bit naughty


The girls in their bikinis
The ladies in their swimsuits


Are showing all their boobs
Are revealing their breasts


And when they see my stick of rock
And when they see my candy stick


They all shout out with glee
They all express their excitement


If all you give it all away
If you're going to share it with everyone


Please save a lick for me
Please save some for me


I took a stroll along the beach
I walked along the coast


My rock was in my hand
My candy stick was in my hand


I saw a girl buried
I saw a girl covered up


Up to her neck in sand
Up to her neck in sand


She said some boys did this to me *
She said some boys did this to me


So please help get me out
So please help me get out


Before I could assist her
Before I could help her


My rock shot in her mouth
My candy stick went in her mouth


And she cried-
And she shouted-


I'm always in the discos
I'm always at the nightclubs


As soon as the sun goes down
When the sun goes down


I chat up all the nice galls
I talk to all the nice girls


With bodies nice and brown
With beautiful brown bodies


I take them back to me chalet
I take them back to my house


And they always get a shock
And they're always amazed


When I turn the lights on
When I turn on the lights


And they see the size of me rock
And they see the size of my candy stick


They all cry-
They all shout-


When me holidays are over
When my holiday is over


Me rock goes home with me
My candy stick goes home with me


Athough it's not as big as it was
Even though it's not as large as it used to be


It's big enough for me
It's still big enough for me


If you want to know who my girlfriend is
If you want to know who my partner is


Take a look around the place
Look around


She's the one in the corner
She's the one in the corner


With a smile upon her face
With a smile on her face


And she loves that it's a big one
And she loves that it's large


She's never seen one as big as that before
She's never seen one that size before


And she loves that it's a big one
And she loves that it's large


It must be fourteen inches long or more!
It must be at least 14 inches long!


"Coo, what a nice day. I think I'll have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Don't leave it in the sun to long though, it'll get all sticky. Here, is that a band I hear playing? Oh, they're playing my tune!"
I'm enjoying the day, I'll relax on the sand, and listen to the music while I have my candy stick. I better be careful not to leave it in the sun too long, or it'll melt. Oh, the band is playing my song!




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@bluekillaofficial

Thanx for this great document. I met him a few times and found he was a great man. RIP

@davidsangel

My dad was good friends with this guy I met him a few times he was such a nice person :)

@judgedreadmusic

Long live the Judge...!

@bargainbasementsoulfan

priceless footage :)

@omerunaldesign

wow, hard to find. rip judge.

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