Smoke Dat Weed
Juicy J Lyrics

Yeah, we high as a junt up in this motherfucker
We are extremely high in this place

I'm drinkin' some fruit punch; thats belvedere vodka and cranberry juice
I am drinking a fruit punch that contains Belvedere vodka and cranberry juice.

YouknowwhatI'msayin? The engineer high, everybody highhhh
You know what I mean? Even the engineer is high, everyone is high.

Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke marijuana repeatedly.

Drank, drank, drank that liquor
Drink alcohol repeatedly.

Pop them pills, snort that P
Take pills and snort drugs.

Now I'ma go and do it like them white folk do
I am going to do it like white people do.

Get it from the dope man I.O.U
I owe the drug dealer money for the drugs.

Called tootin' snow but it's driftin' soo
Referring to cocaine, but it is not of good quality.

Menage-Trois awww mane dats cool
Having sex with two women at the same time is cool.

Whats in the plastic? High ass dro
What is in the plastic bag is high-quality marijuana.

The hoes that fuck smoke all my dope
The women who have sex with me also use my marijuana.

Now you the type of nigga, buy a hoe a rose
You are the kind of person who buys a prostitute a rose.

I'm a keep stuffin' coke up her hose
I will continue to put cocaine inside her vagina.

Columbian Cocktail Purie Snow
Referring to pure cocaine from Colombia.

And take her to the bounce and let her throw some bows
Take her to the club and let her dance.

And let her sip syrup and make her body slow
Let her drink cough syrup to slow down her body movements.

Then take her to a room, make her suck and blow
Take her to a private room and have her perform oral sex.

They act a damn fool with that acid mane
They act crazy when they use LSD.

And put it on they tongue then they go insane
They take LSD by putting it on their tongue and then become insane.

I think its kinda wild, they be out the frame
I think it is crazy how they act when they use drugs.

But like the commercial, this is your brain on drugs
Using drugs affects your brain, as shown in the public service announcement.

Whatch you know about them pill thangs
What do you know about using pills?

Have ya runnin' roud drinkin' Listerine
It makes you act like you are running around drinking Listerine.

Doing 'bout a hundred cold switchin' lanes
Driving at high speeds and changing lanes abruptly.

Take a X pill then ya wanna bang
Take a pill and become sexually aroused.

Get a little freak take her to your home
Have sex with a woman and bring her to your house.

Stuck ya dick in with no rubber on
Had sex without using a condom.

Three days later you be on the phone
Three days later you are calling your doctor.

Tellin' yo doctor "She Burnt Me Joe"
Telling your doctor you have contracted an STD.

Thats what ya get unprotected sex
That is what happens when you have unprotected sex.

Then ya took a pill called Percocet
Then you took a pill called Percocet.

It might keep you calm, but your still a wreck
Percocet might keep you calm, but you are still a mess.

The key little shots keep ya in the mix
The small doses of drugs keep you involved in drug use.

I know a young nigga out in Hollywood
I know a young man in Hollywood.

Who said he got sprung off Dog Food
Who said he became addicted to heroin.

He stuck a needle in his arm Ouchie-oooo
He injected the heroin using a needle and it hurt badly.

And then it made him feel like Awwww-cool
And then he felt better after taking the heroin.

Scarecrow is the dictionary table of contents of drugs
Referring to oneself as knowing a lot about drugs.

If you describe it, I could tell you what the fuck it was
If you describe a drug, I could tell you what it was.

Now if your getting very drowsy, you feel very down
If you are feeling very tired and depressed.

That must be heroine, I only sniff that Funkytown
That drug must be heroin, I usually only sniff cocaine.

The only marijuana that The Infamous will blow
The only type of marijuana that Lord Infamous will use.

Is purple koosh and white willow or I break down that dro
Lord Infamous only uses specific strains of marijuana.

Dromo tabs and Percocets, just before i get out bed
Using Dromo tabs and Percocets right before getting out of bed.

Break out the bag of blow and take about four to the head
Taking four doses of cocaine at once.

Lord must have his medicine, plenty yellow purple syrup
Lord Infamous must have the drugs that he uses regularly.

Purest herb, very perved, feel superb, to the curb
The high-quality marijuana feels great and is incredible.

Snotting up them railroad tracks, mack having a heart-attack
Snorting drugs heavily and almost having a heart-attack.

Take a Xanex, put it back, bitches 'bout to get attacked
Taking a Xanex to calm down before attacking someone.

Sometimes I may get down with the crystal Methamphetamine
Sometimes I use crystal meth.

Niggas stay up early, I will strain my eyes on your high beams
Staying up late while others are awake and driving.

I stay high as fuck
I am always extremely high.

Lord should take a piss test
Lord Infamous should take a drug test.

I would melt right through the fucking cup
If I took a drug test, I could not pass it due to my drug use.