Born and raised in Tennessee, as a child he appeared on the television shows Star Search and The All-New Mickey Mouse Club. In the late 1990s, Timberlake rose to prominence as one of the two lead vocalists and youngest member of NSYNC, which eventually became one of the best-selling boy bands of all time. Timberlake won two Grammy Awards for his R&B-focused debut solo album Justified (2002) and its single "Cry Me a River". Another single from the album, "Rock Your Body", was also successful.
His critically acclaimed second album FutureSex/LoveSounds (2006), characterized by its diversity in music genres, debuted atop the U.S. Billboard 200 and spawned the Hot 100 consecutive number-one singles with "SexyBack", "My Love" and "What Goes Around... Comes Around". Established as a solo artist worldwide, his first two albums both exceeded sales of 10 million copies, as he continued producing records and collaborating with other artists.
From 2008 through 2012, Timberlake focused on his acting career, effectively putting his music career on hiatus. He held starring roles in the films The Social Network, Bad Teacher, Friends with Benefits, and In Time.
Timberlake resumed his music career in 2013 with his third and fourth albums The 20/20 Experience and The 20/20 Experience - 2 of 2, exploring neo soul styles, partly inspired by the expansive song structures of 1960s and 1970s rock. The former became the best-selling album of the year and spawned the top three singles "Suit & Tie" and "Mirrors". Timberlake voiced Branch in DreamWorks Animation's Trolls (2016), whose soundtrack includes his fifth Billboard Hot 100 chart-topping single, "Can't Stop the Feeling!", which earned him an Academy Award nomination. His fifth studio album Man of the Woods (2018) became his fourth number-one album in the US. Supported by the two top ten singles, "Filthy" and "Say Something", it concluded 2018 as the sixth best-selling album of the year.
Dick In A Box
Justin Timberlake Lyrics
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I got something real important to give you
So just sit down
And listen
Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
To lay it on the line
Well, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do
Just follow these steps:
One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box
The song "Dick in a Box" by Justin Timberlake, featuring Andy Samberg, is a comedic Christmas-themed R&B song. In the song, Timberlake is speaking to a girl, telling her that he wants to give her something special. However, instead of the usual romantic gifts, Timberlake offers her something much more unique and unexpected, his "dick in a box." The song then goes on to explain how to properly gift-wrap the male genitalia and present it to your significant other.
The lyrics of the song are filled with innuendo and double entendre, and it seems to be satirizing both the overly romanticized gift-giving traditions of Christmas, as well as the sometimes ridiculous lengths people will go to impress their partners. The song's humor comes from the stark contrast between the romantic music and the absurdity of the lyrics.
Interestingly, the song was originally created as a digital short for Saturday Night Live, and was not meant to be a stand-alone song. However, it became so popular that it was eventually released as a single in 2006. The song's music video features Samberg and Timberlake wearing turtlenecks and giving explicit instructions on how to create a "dick in a box" gift. The video and song captured the absurdity of the holiday season.
Overall, "Dick in a Box" is a catchy and amusing song that takes aim at the over-the-top romanticism of Christmas gifts, while simultaneously celebrating the unique moments of bonding shared between partners that create lasting memories.
Line by Line Meaning
Hey, girl
I am addressing you, my romantic partner
I got something real important to give you
I have an important gift to give to you
So just sit down
Please take a seat and give me your attention
And listen
I want you to hear what I have to say
Girl, you know we been together
We have been in a romantic relationship for a long time
Such a long, long time
For an extended period
(Such a long time)
Emphasizing the previous line
And now I'm ready
I am prepared now
To lay it on the line
To be honest and straightforward
Well, you know it's Christmas
It is the holiday season
And my heart is open wide
I am feeling very emotional and vulnerable
(Open wide)
Emphasizing the previous line
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
I am going to give you a gift to convey my feelings to you
(What's on my mind)
Emphasizing the previous line
A gift real special
This is a unique and significant present
So take off the top
Please remove the lid
Take a look inside
Look at what's inside
It's my dick in a box
My penis, in a container
(It's in a box)
Emphasizing the previous line
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
I am not giving you an expensive piece of jewelry
That sort of gift don't mean anything
It does not have any real significance
Not gonna get you a fancy car
I am not giving you an expensive vehicle
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
You need to know that you are incredibly important to me
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
I am not giving you an expensive home in an exclusive area
A girl like you needs something real
You deserve something genuine and authentic
I wanna get you something from the heart
I want to give you a heartfelt present
(Something special, girl)
Reiterating the previous line
It's my dick in a box!
Emphasizing that the gift is a penis in a box
My dick in a box, babe
Reiterating that the gift is a penis in a box
It's my dick in a box!
Emphasizing the gift is a penis in a container
(Ooh)
An expression of excitement or satisfaction
My dick in a box, girl
Reiterating that the gift is a penis in a box
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
I am smart enough to know when I need to give a gift
And I got just the one
I have exactly the right gift for you
Something to show you that you are second to none
Something that proves you are valuable and cherished
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
Advising other men who want to impress their partner
It's easy to do
This is a simple thing to accomplish
Just follow these steps:
Do these actions in sequence to achieve your goal
One:
First step
Cut a hole in a box
Make an opening in the container
Two:
Second step
Put your junk in that box
Place your genitalia into the container
Three:
Third step
Make her open the box
Encourage your partner to open the container
And that's the way you do it
That is how you achieve your goal
Christmas
Holiday season
Dick in a box
Referring to the gift of a penis in a container
Hanukkah
Jewish holiday
Dick in a box!
Emphasizing the gift is a penis in a container
Kwanzaa
African-American and Pan-African holiday
A dick in a box
Referring to the gift of a penis in a container
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
This gift is appropriate for all occasions
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
This gift is appropriate for all situations
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
This gift is appropriate anywhere
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
This gift is appropriate in any situation
Yeah
An expression of agreement or satisfaction
A dick in a box
Referring to the gift of a penis in a container
Dick in a box
Referring to the gift of a penis in a container
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Andy D. Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Justin R. Timberlake, Katreese Barnes
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
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@JaydenRodrigues
Classic!!!! 🎁
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@cecedoll88
I know it's finally easy to find. Made my day.
@pervysage4934
All these years, even knowing the punchline this still cracks me up like a mad man. One of the best SNL shorts.
@adamdorgant9454
Agreed!!!
@FatEarthComedy
One of the best!!
@faptainamerica9049
Proof that Justin Timberlake can make a hit from literally anything.
@tanyaotey5685
yup!!
@aacproductions996
Except filthy