Dick in a Box
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg Lyrics

Hey girl
I'm addressing you, female recipient of this song.

I got somethin' real important to give you
I have something very significant to give you.

So just sit down and listen
Please pause and pay attention to what I have to say.

Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
We have spent a considerable amount of time together.

(Such a long time)
Indeed, it has been a long time.

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
I am prepared to be completely honest with you.

Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
It is Christmas time and I am particularly sentimental.

(Open wide)
I am revealing my innermost feelings.

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
I am presenting you with a gift that will express what is in my thoughts.

(What's on my mind)
I am about to reveal what I am thinking.

A gift real special, so take off the top
This is an extraordinary present, please open the wrapping.

Take a look inside it's my dick in a box
Look inside the container to find my genitalia resting inside.

It's in a box
My penis is situated within a container.

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
I am not buying you jewelry.

That sort of gift don't mean anything
A gift of that nature has no real significance to me.

Not gonna get you a fancy car
I am not buying you a luxurious vehicle.

Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
You must recognize that you are a significant part of my life.

Not gonna get you a house in the hills
I am not buying you a residence in an exclusive neighborhood.

A girl like you needs somethin' real
You need something genuine and authentic, not a superficial present.

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
I would like to give you something that comes from my heart.

Somethin' special girl
An exceptional item, just for you.

See I'm wise enough to know
I possess the intelligence to determine.

When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
I am aware of when an appropriate occasion calls for a gift and I have identified the perfect present.

Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
The item is designed to display to you that you are incomparable.

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
A shout out to all the gentlemen that are trying to woo their significant others.

It's easy to do just follow these steps
It is a straightforward process, please adhere to these guidelines.

1, cut a hole in a box
Step one involves puncturing a gap in the container.

2, put your junk in that box
The second stage necessitates placing your genitalia inside.

3, make her open the box
Finally, request the female to open the container and retrieve her gift.

And that's the way you do it
That is the technique to follow.

Christmas, dick in a box
This particular item is suitable for the Christmas holiday.

Hanukkah, dick in a box
The item is also appropriate for the Hanukkah celebration.

Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
This item can be gifted during the Kwanzaa observance.

Every single holiday a dick in a box
This specific item can be given during any holiday celebration.

Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
It is even acceptable to present this particular gift in the presence of your parents.

Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
You can offer this item while grocery shopping in the middle of the day.

Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box
This gift can also be given backstage during the Country Music Awards show.

My dick in a box
The gift contained within the box is my genitalia.

My dick in a box babe
The item within the container is my genitalia and you are my significant other.

Ooh, my dick in a box girl
The item placed in the box is my genitalia and I am presenting it to you, female recipient.