Ding Dong
K.O. Lyrics

Stress machen, Beck's-Flasche, es geht direkt zur Sache
We're getting straight to business, no need for small talk. We'll crack open some beers and get to work.

Kugelgesichert, auch ohne Teflonplatte
We're always prepared for anything, even without top-of-the-line equipment.

Immer Extraklasse, wenn wir hier Geschäfte machen
We're always at the top of our game when it comes to business dealings.

Flex abpacken und danach die Reste naschen
After we finish our work, we'll take care of the leftovers and enjoy ourselves.

Kenn' meine Gegenden besser als meine Westentasche
I'm familiar with my surroundings like the back of my hand.

Hier regelt keiner Probleme mit 'ner Silvesterwaffe
We don't need to use violence to solve problems in the area.

Plätzchen backen, weiter das Gesetz missachten
We don't care about the consequences of our actions and will continue breaking the law.

Maxwell lässt es krachen, ha, und werd' als letztes lachen
Maxwell is always causing chaos and will always come out on top in the end.

Schein ist gerollt, der Stein wird zu Staub
We're rolling up a fake ID and crushing up some drugs.

Vorbei fahren am Zoll und die Preise gehen rauf
We're smuggling goods and the prices are going up due to the high demand.

Ach du heiliger Strohsack, du weißt, wer das Obst hat
You know who has the goods, and we need to act fast before they're all gone.

Los, mach, hier gehen Früchte weg wie auf dem Großmarkt
Come on, let's move quickly because these goods are selling fast like they would at a big market.

Wir haben Kohldampf, Chicken zum Abendessen
We're hungry and ready for some delicious chicken for dinner.

Und fressen uns bis an die Spitze der Nahrungskette
We'll indulge ourselves and climb to the top of the food chain.

Bademantel, Adiletten, während ich Bacardi ex'
I'm relaxed at home, wearing nothing but a bathrobe and sandals, while sipping on Bacardi.

Maxwell, Tarek, 1-8-7, K.I.Z
Maxwell, Tarek, 1-8-7, K.I.Z are all here, ready to do business.

Vielleicht hat der Postbote einen Brief dabei
Maybe the mailman has a letter for us.

Oder der Pizzalieferant hat sich beeilt
Or maybe the pizza delivery guy is here faster than expected.

Oder irgendein Wichser macht Klingelstreich
Or maybe some annoying person is playing ding dong ditch.

Du machst auf, wir dringen in dein Zimmer ein
If you answer the door, we'll forcefully enter your room.

Deine Freundin schreit, die Kinder weinen
Your girlfriend will be screaming, and your children will be crying in fear.

Und wir prügeln deine Liebsten windelweich
We'll violently attack your loved ones until they're left helpless and defenseless.

Aus deinem Bauch hängen deine Innereien
We'll leave you with gruesome injuries and your entrails hanging out of your abdomen.

Oh mein Gott, wie kann man so behindert sein?
We're questioning how someone could be so stupid as to mess with us.

Es ist Tarek K.I.Z, mich bringt keiner um
I'm Tarek K.I.Z, and no one can kill me.

Ich komm' mit Baseballschläger zu meiner Steinigung
I'll be prepared to fight with a baseball bat if necessary.

Von meiner Mucke kriegt man Kopfschmerzen
My music is so hard-hitting and intense that it can give people headaches.

Mich wundert selber, weshalb Leute so einen Schrott hören
I'm surprised that people actually listen to my music, which is pretty low-quality.

Bei 'ner schlechten Plattenkritik gibt es ein zweites Charlie Hebdo
If my album gets a bad review, there will be consequences as serious as the Charlie Hebdo attacks.

Achtzehntausend Fans bei der letztens K.I.Z-Show
We had a massive turnout at our last K.I.Z concert, with 18,000 fans in attendance.

Ich hab zu viel Geld, um mit Drogen aufzuhören (Niemals!)
I have too much money to ever stop doing drugs.

Discokugeln in meinen Augenhöhlen
My eyes are so dilated from drugs that they look like disco balls.

Wir zertreten deinen Kopf
We'll crush your head under our feet.

Gutscheine für den Puff an deiner Mutter in der Amazon-Premiumbox
We'll send your mother gift cards for the brothel in an Amazon Prime box.

Berlin mein Khalifat, mein Herz ist rabenschwarz
Berlin is my caliphate, and my heart is black as a raven.

Vor dem Abendessen lass' ich meine Eltern filzen von ei'm Bodyguard
Before we eat dinner, I'll have my bodyguard search my parents for weapons.

Tarek, ich bin ein Mädchenschwarm
I'm a ladies' man, and I have no shortage of admirers.

Während ich die eine fick', ruf ich bereits die nächste an
While I'm having sex with one woman, I'm already calling up the next.

Von meinem Röntgenblick kriegt die Nutte Lebermetastasen
My gaze is so intense that it can cause liver cancer in prostitutes.