12 Days of Christmas
KATYA Lyrics
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10 pounds of ravioli
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Herpies
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 free black page listings
Herpies
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 corpses cackling
9 free black page listings
Herpies
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a valtrex perscription
10 corpses cackling
9 free black page listings
Herpies
again
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 swollen kidneys
a valtrex perscription
10 corpses cackling
9 free black page listings
Herpies
for real
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings-wah-wah-wah
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
and 10 pounds of ravioli
KATYA's "12 Days of Christmas" is a satirical take on the traditional Christmas tune. Instead of the typical gifts, the lyrics include a humorous list of items that are both bizarre and inappropriate for the holiday season. The song follows the format of the original with each verse adding a new gift and repeating the previous ones. The gifts include 10 pounds of ravioli, Bob Ross paintings, roasted meat chunks, pregnant piglets, nuva rings, slavic seamen, shots of narcan, herpes, free black page listings, corpses cackling, valtrex prescription, and swollen kidneys.
The lyrics are intended to be comedic and highlight the absurdity of gift-giving during the holiday season. The inclusion of inappropriate gifts like herpes and shots of narcan provide a commentary on the commercialization of Christmas and the pressure to give extravagant gifts. The song also pokes fun at traditional Christmas songs and their predictable lyrics.
Overall, KATYA's "12 Days of Christmas" is a humorous take on the holiday season that encourages listeners to not take gift-giving too seriously.
Line by Line Meaning
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
My significant other presented me with a gift on the first day of the Christmas season
10 pounds of ravioli
The gift was a huge quantity of delicious stuffed pasta, likely with cheese and meat fillings
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Continuing the tradition, my beloved gifted me another present on the second day of the Christmas season
2 Bob Ross Paintings
The gift was Bob Ross paintings, known for their beautiful landscapes and happy, soothing vibe
and 10 pounds of ravioli
Plus, I received another 10 pounds of delicious ravioli
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
For the third day of the Christmas season, my partner had yet another gift for me
3 roasted meat chunks
The gift turned out to be three sizable, well-cooked chunks of meat
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
By now, my loving partner hardly needed an excuse to surprise me each day with thoughtful presents
4 pregnant piglets
This time, the gift was four cute little piglets who were already expecting offspring
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
And so it continued, with a new surprise on each day of the Christmas season
5 nuva rings
The fifth bounteous gift turned out to be five NuvaRings, which are hormonal birth control devices
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
The surprises kept coming, with a special gift planned for the sixth day of the jolly season
6 slavic seamen
This time, my sweetie presented six capable seamen of Slavic origin as the new gift
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Another day, another tender gesture from my thoughtful partner
7 shots of narcan
The seventh gift was seven doses of Narcan, a medication that can help reverse opioid overdoses
On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
My beloved's creative gifting spree showed no signs of slowing down
Herpies
On the eighth day, sadly, I received a diagnosis of herpes
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nonetheless, my partner persisted in making me feel loved and cared for
9 free black page listings
The ninth gift consisted of nine coupons for free ads in a local newspaper
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Every day brought with it new joys and presents from my devoted other half
10 corpses cackling
This time, the gift turned out to be ten people who had recently died, but were apparently still able to laugh
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
The eleventh day of the Christmas holiday brought yet another display of affection from my thoughtful mate
a valtrex perscription
I received a prescription for Valtrex, a medication often used to treat outbreaks of herpes
again
Perhaps this gift was an attempt to help me deal with my earlier herpes diagnosis from day eight
On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
As the Christmas season drew to a close, my partner still managed to surprise me with one final present
12 swollen kidneys
This last and twelfth day's gift consisted of twelve kidneys that had become noticeably enlarged for some reason
Contributed by Caleb G. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@brigtomas
"...fucking hate music videos..."
"Oh are we still rolling?"
@xingcat
"I was trying to make an innuendo there, but I don't want to identify as a cow." We've all been there, Katya. Sometimes, we're the tippers, and sometimes, we're the cows.
@MannyBaltazar
"Yeah we're gonna go get some pizza and then three and a half hours from now I'm gonna smother his face in baby oil and he's gonna twerk my makeup off." - Katya
@blueinkheart
Ironically thirsty
@CorpseTwist69
@2:05 she's like "you think i'm kidding bitches ;)" lol
@B0BBYSW0RLD
I'm not joking bitch! Oh at all! 😂
@MissLaceyNoel
Even when she's being gross she's beautiful. <3
@JPlovesmusic
Jerry O'Connell in a SPEEDO?!!!! Yassssss thank you.
@meliber
The million dollar question: is Katya answering questions from someone on the balcony or just aimlessly rambling the whole time ??
@RaphaelGhunnter
We need an 18+ version of these guys ASAP, Katya dahling.