KJ Five Two
KJ-52 Lyrics

My name is KJ aka KJ Five Two
I am KJ, also known as KJ Five Two

My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you
Hello, I am KJ and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance

My name is KJ Five Two, brown hair, eyes of blue
I am KJ Five Two and have brown hair and blue eyes

200 pounds clockin in at 6 foot 2
I weigh 200 pounds and I am 6'2" tall

You can catch me watchin Veggie Tales spinnin Mountain Dew
I enjoy watching Veggie Tales while drinking Mountain Dew

Spendin too much money at the mall and Gadzooks
I tend to overspend at the mall and Gadzooks

Now I'm rollin through McDonalds and I'm gettin a number 2
I am currently driving through McDonald's and ordering a number 2 meal

But I know they gonna act rude and mess up my food
I anticipate the McDonald's employees will be impolite and make a mistake with my order

Here's your cheeseburger and your coke too
I receive my cheeseburger and Coke from the drive-thru attendant

Ha ha thanks a lot but where's my fries fool
I jokingly ask where my fries are, as they were not given to me with my meal

I tried to grow a mullet way back in high school
In high school, I attempted to grow a mullet hairstyle

I was like "now everybody is gonna think that I'm cool"
I thought having a mullet would make me appear cool to others

And the girls are gonna say I'm cuter then Tom Cruise
I believed that the girls would find me more attractive than Tom Cruise because of my mullet

But instead they laughed like the SpongeBob dude
However, the girls laughed at me instead, similarly to how SpongeBob laughs

Lookin back I don't know jus how I made it through
In hindsight, I'm not quite sure how I managed to get through that experience

But ya live and learn, that's jus what you go through
It's all a part of life, and we gain knowledge and experiences by going through such things

Cause now everybody is like KJ rocks dude
Nowadays, many people like me and appreciate what I do

My name is KJ... everybody stayed tuned
My name is KJ and everyone is encouraged to stay tuned and continue following my work

My name is KJ-Five Two, now ya'll be messin up my name
People often incorrectly refer to me as just "fifty-two" and confuse my name

Its not fifty-two and it doesn't stand for King James
My name is not "fifty-two" and it does not refer to King James

I waited too long now, so let me explain
I should have explained this earlier, but I will do so now

John 6:9 let me break it down plain
I will now explain a story from John 6:9

Five loaves, two fishes is what a Boy gave
A young boy gave five loaves of bread and two fishes

So I took what I had and jus did the same
I similarly took what I had and gave it to God to use as He sees fit

Put all I had in His hands and jus walked away
I completely entrust everything I have to the Lord and relinquish control

I said Lord it all yours you can have the whole thing
I prayed to God, giving Him ownership of all my possessions and life

I know what I bring it might sound a little strange
I understand that my approach may seem peculiar or unconventional

But I'm not in it jus for the money or the fame
However, my purpose is not simply to acquire wealth or gain popularity

And I'm still jus the same ain't nothin ever changed
Despite any success, I remain unchanged and true to who I am

I still drive a mini van and naw I ain't the shame
I continue to drive a minivan and am not ashamed of it

Spinnin Lipton Ice Tea dippin switchin lanes
I listen to music while driving, enjoying Lipton Iced Tea and changing lanes

Like an insane soccer mom about to hit the game
I drive like a crazy and enthusiastic soccer mom heading to her child's game

Yellin at lame drivers savin "get out the way"
I yell at inconsiderate drivers, telling them to move out of my way

My name is KJ, ya'll know the name
My name is KJ and I am known by many

[Chorus]
Repeats the chorus of the song