Sucks
KMFDM Lyrics


KMFDM sucks!
We like talking dirty, we smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink

Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines 'cause they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJ's, they're making us ill
Whatever we tell you is meant to be crap
We hate all music and especially rap

We don't like Michael Jackson, we hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna or Kylie Minogue
KMFDM sucks!

Our records have stickers with a warning from Tipper
'Cause they're no good for kids if we'd get her we'd strip her

KMFDM forward the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan if you turn it around

(spoken) Hey Satan its En Esh talking now, let me know what's going on man,
call..call me anytime man, anytime man, I don't know its your call ??

You might think we're stupid but we're way above it
We don't give a shit and the kids just love it

We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks
KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM sucks!

Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: GUENTHER SCHULZ, Sascha Konietzko

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
To comment on specific lyrics, highlight them
Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
Most interesting comment from YouTube:

TheFunkywhiteboy63

We like talking dirty
We smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink

Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines, 'coz they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJs, they're makin' us ill
Whatever we tell you, is meant to be crap
We hate all music, and especially rap

We don't like Michael Jackson
We hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna
Or Kylie Minogue

KMFDM Sucks!

Our records have stickers, with a warning from Tipper
'Coz they're no good for kids, if we'd get her we'd strip her

KMFDM forward, the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan, if you turn it around

You might think we're stupid, but we're way above it
We don't give a shit, and the kids just love it

We won't sell to a major, for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM Sucks!
KMFDM Sucks!



All comments from YouTube:

Tsar Drakken

Always loved KMFDMs tongue and cheek sense of humor

Beanmachine91

@Chris and they still suck! XD

anon2999

a bit late, but it's tongue in cheek.

Chris

Part of why they're my favourite band, they don't take themselves to seriously.

0bliVioid97

Vladimir Kovalchuk The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Vladimir Ukrainian

It's not humor. It's true

TheFunkywhiteboy63

We like talking dirty
We smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink

Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines, 'coz they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJs, they're makin' us ill
Whatever we tell you, is meant to be crap
We hate all music, and especially rap

We don't like Michael Jackson
We hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna
Or Kylie Minogue

KMFDM Sucks!

Our records have stickers, with a warning from Tipper
'Coz they're no good for kids, if we'd get her we'd strip her

KMFDM forward, the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan, if you turn it around

You might think we're stupid, but we're way above it
We don't give a shit, and the kids just love it

We won't sell to a major, for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM Sucks!
KMFDM Sucks!

Bryan Wilson

You cant hate depeche mode!

1 More Replies...

ᵗʰᵉNight★Star

Here's a fun little fact for you.
I've always loved KMFDM but only recently did I actually finally realize the main riff of this song is directly based on a section of the soundtrack of Dario Argento's amazingly influential horror classic "Demons".
It's basically an insanely gory movie about a bunch of people that go to a movie theater called the Metropol in Berlin, Germany after being invited by a guy in an iron mask. Upon watching the movie, they are trapped in the theater as they start turning into slime-vomiting, demonic hell-creatures, ripping and mutilating each other.
As the survivors try to find their way out, it ends with a climax involving a badass dude riding a dirtbike up and down the theater with a katana slicing demons apart, decapitating more with a crashing helicopter's blades, firing a grappling hook through the ceiling only to find the entire country has become an apocalyptic war-zone.
It's a brutal fucking movie filled with very awesome imagery. And one of the main riffs of the movie's soundtrack theme is almost exactly like this. A clear homage by KMFDM. Fucking awesome shit.

Nelly P

The art for this song and a lot of their other have a very Frank Miller Sin City vibe to it

More Comments