Apocalypse
Kaaris & Kalash Criminel Lyrics

Big Freeze, big Kalash, big Kaaris
We bring a sense of power, dominance, and intensity with our music, just like an unstoppable force.

Big cash et big kichta, big tarif
We have a lot of money and expensive kicks, and our rates for shows are high.

S/o le plug, le triple filtre arrive
Shout out to the supplier, the best product is on its way.

Y a des guitares, y a pas d'guitaristes
We have the tools and resources to create great music, even if we don't have the traditional skills.

On leur montre comment faire comme des moniteurs
We teach others how to succeed in the industry, like guidance counselors.

J'm'arrête pas tant qu'j'vois pas des lignes sur les moniteurs
I keep going until I see success and positive results.

S/o les fanatiques, S/o les auditeurs
Shout out to the dedicated fans and listeners who support us.

Rappe pour le cash, pas pour les chroniqueurs
We make music for the money, not for the critics.

J'ai la vision comme Khris Middleton, movie REP John Singleton
I have a clear vision for my career, like a talented athlete or successful filmmaker.

J'arrive anglais comme à Wimbledon, Datejust SS édition Wimbledon
I arrive with confidence and skill, just like a professional tennis player at Wimbledon.

V'là l'gaz aqua, j'suis dans la chambre
There's a strong presence and energy surrounding me, I'm in control.

Chargeur plein avec une dans la chambre
I'm fully equipped and prepared for any situation.

Faut j'marche comme si j'en ai pris une dans la jambe
I need to keep moving forward, even if I face obstacles or setbacks.

S/o l'syndicat, bienvenue dans l'agence
Shout out to the team and the collective, welcome to our agency.

Emmène les prods, j'enchaîne plein d'bains de sang (hein)
Bring the beats, I'm ready to create and deliver powerful music.

Fond bleu Epica cinq cents
We love big stacks of money, especially in blue 500 Euro bills.

On aime les grosses liasses avec plein d'dix mille
We enjoy large stacks of money, filled with 10,000 Euro bills.

On aime les grosses liasses avec plein d'cinq cents
We also appreciate bundles of money, consisting of 500 Euro bills.

S/o le Flem, S/o le Bill Congo, sur la prod, trop de big combos
Shout out to our collaborators and the powerful beats they provide.

J'continue jusqu'à qu'j'ai au moins dix condos
I will keep working hard until I have at least ten luxurious homes.

Concu' sont lourds comme un litron d'eau
Our lyrics are heavy and impactful, like a liter of water.

On va mettre des disquettes à toute la terre comme Xi Jinping
We will dominate the music industry globally, just like Xi Jinping's influence.

On va prendre les dernières chicots qui t'restent pour faire un bling-bling
We will take whatever remains of your resources to show off our wealth and success.

Avant d'découper, on fait pas d'vocalises
Before we cut through obstacles, we don't waste time with unnecessary preparations.

Mélange le triple filtré et la grosse Cali'
Blend the best quality ingredients and produce for the most potent and intense results.

J'demande plus l'Snap, j'demande ton OnlyFans (hey)
I'm not interested in Snapchat anymore, now I want access to your OnlyFans account.

Y a plus de ffres-chi sur mon compte que ton numéro IBAN (let's go)
My bank account has more digits than your IBAN number, let's get the party started.

Double rotor dans l'hélicoptère comme Kobe Bryant (okay)
We bring a sense of elegance and skill, just like Kobe Bryant's iconic moves on the basketball court.

Ton ciel est gris, ma cons' est jaune comme un Super Saiyan
You may feel down and gloomy, but my confidence and energy are as vibrant as a Super Saiyan.

Sois contente si j'te gratte un doigt, j'crache le feu comme le Krakatoa
You should be grateful if I give you any attention at all, because when I perform, I bring explosive and fiery energy like the Krakatoa volcano.

J'vis dans la luxure comme un païen
I live a life of indulgence and excess, like a hedonistic pagan.

J'protège mon or comme un malien
I defend and value my wealth and assets, just like a Malian protecting their gold.

Si t'es des nôtres, t'es jamais en hess
If you're part of our group, you'll never be in a difficult or disadvantaged situation.

J't'envoie une recharge PCS (gang, gang, gang)
I'll send you a prepaid recharge card for your cell phone, just to show off my generosity and wealth.

J'mets le mode animal dans ta chatte
I unleash my wildest and most aggressive nature when I engage in intimate activities.

J'apparaîs grâce au Tesseract
I appear unexpectedly and mysteriously, like a magic trick with the Tesseract.

J'ai deux puces, une qui m'ramène des ients-cli et l'autre qui m'suce (pute)
I have two types of connections in my life, one who brings me money and the other who provides oral pleasure.

J'suis accoudé dans le Urus
I casually lean against my luxurious Lamborghini Urus as a sign of my success.

En Jacquemus, 2-7 sauvage équipe russe
I wear high-end fashion brand Jacquemus, representing the wild and powerful 27 Russian team.

Quatre vingt treize mille balles qui fusent (gang)
Ninety-three thousand Euros are flying around, signifying our massive wealth.

T'attends ta passe dans la chambre d'hôtel
You wait for your turn in the hotel room, hoping to have an opportunity to succeed.

On attend le tueur du Dajjâl 2-7 (2-7)
We eagerly await the arrival of a powerful figure who will bring destruction and chaos, representing the 27th team.

J'suis Africain, j'ai la peau blanche, j'suis un Zulu, j'suis un viking
I am proud of my African heritage, despite my appearance, and I embody the strength and fierceness of a Zulu warrior and a Viking.

Tu vaux rien comme l'argent d'un streaming
You are worthless, just like the insignificant amount of money earned from music streaming.

J'suis avec DSK dans une soirée libertine
I attend wild and indulgent parties with DSK, referencing Dominique Strauss-Kahn's scandalous reputation.

J'suis l'agresseur, comme 50 (sauvage) comme Ja Rule, t'es la victime
I play the role of the aggressor, like 50 Cent and Ja Rule, while you are the victim.

Classique comme Window Shopper
I have a timeless and classic style, just like 50 Cent's hit song 'Window Shopper'.

Même si chez nous on fait pas d'lèche-vitrine
Even though we don't engage in window shopping ourselves.

J'suis Ragnar avec une cagoule, précis comme un shooter d'Chicago (ouh)
I am like the legendary Viking warrior Ragnar, wearing a mask for anonymity, and I deliver precise and accurate lyrics like a skilled shooter in Chicago.

Pourquoi j'suis aussi violent?
You may wonder why I am so aggressive and intense in my music.

Parce que j'ai connu la vie au Congo (sauvage, sauvagerie)
It's because I have experienced the harsh realities and struggles of life in the Congo, which has shaped my fierce and savage nature.

6-6-7, 9-3, 2-7, violent comme arrêt du cœur (pouh)
The numbers 6-6-7, 9-3, and 2-7 represent our area codes and symbolize our violent and intense nature, comparable to a heart attack.

Sur scène, on fout le zbeul, j'saute de partout comme un rockeur
On stage, we create chaos and disorder, jumping around like a rockstar.

On déteste quand même les keufs même si on regarde Texas Walker
We still have a strong dislike for the police, even if we enjoy watching the show 'Texas Walker'.

Une fois qu'j'ai fini d'baiser, j'me réveille comme Undertaker (pouh)
After engaging in intimate activities, I wake up feeling invigorated and powerful, like the wrestler Undertaker.

Personne n'est parfait, on croit en Dieu
Nobody is perfect, but we still have faith in a higher power.

Et on prie même si on fait d'la musique (woah)
We continue to pray and seek guidance, even though we are involved in the music industry.

J'suis pas un rappeur (tah, tah, tah) j'suis une force politique
I am more than just a rapper, I am a political force to be reckoned with.

Le rap français nous voit comme l'Apocalypse
The French rap scene perceives us as a cataclysmic and transformative force.