School Skit Spirit 1
Kanye West Lyrics

Now beat that
You can't top that

And your mother's saying, "Go to college"
Your mother is encouraging you to pursue higher education

So you finish college and it's wonderful
You feel accomplished after graduating college

You feel so good
You have a sense of pride after finishing college

And after all the partying and craziness
After experiencing the wild college life

And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school
You may have developed a drug addiction while being around peers at college

Being around your peers, hey
College is a place where you are surrounded by peers

Now you'll get that twenty-five thous' job a year
You may only end up with a low-paying entry-level job after college

And you'll spend all your money on crack cocaine
Your low salary may lead to drug addiction and financial strain

But, it'll be your money
You may have to fend for yourself financially without borrowing from your parents

No more borrowing from mom for my high
No more taking money from your parents to support your drug habits

So now you get your degree tattooed on your back
You are extremely proud of your college degree

You're so excited about it
The idea of having a college degree excites you

If you continue to work at The Gap
You might end up working a retail job after graduation

After several interviews, oh my God
It may take a while to find a job after college

You'll come in at a entry-level position
You may only be offered low-level positions after graduation

And when you do that, if you kiss enough ass
If you flatter your boss and coworkers, you may be able to move up

You'll move up to the next level
You can eventually get promoted to a higher position

Which is being a secretary's secretary
Your promotion may only lead to a role as a secretary's assistant

And, boy, is that great
Sarcasm: This job may not be as great as you expected

You get to take messages for the secretary
Your main job responsibility may include taking messages and other basic tasks

Who never went to college
The secretary did not attend college but is still in a higher position than you

She's actually the boss's niece
The secretary may only have her job because of family connections

So now you're part of the family
You may feel like you are part of the company's family

You know what college does for you?
Do you know the benefits of attending college?

It makes you really smart, man
You can gain a lot of knowledge and intelligence from college

All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the class
Other students may have been more interested in socializing during class

Not me, I listened, okay?
I was focused and paid attention during class

I was a hall monitor, this was meant to be
I had a strong sense of responsibility and duty

You know how many classes I took?
I took a lot of classes

Extra classes, extra classes
I was an overachiever and took extra classes for personal growth

No, I've never had sex, but you know what?
I have not engaged in sexual activity but it doesn't matter to me

My degree keeps me satisfied
My academic achievement makes me feel fulfilled

When a lady walks up to me, she say
A woman may approach me and say

"Hey, you know what's sexy?"
"Do you want to know what is sexy?"

I say no, I don't know what it is
I reply that I do not know the answer

But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast
However, I can quickly count the change in her purse due to my strong math skills.