Illest Motherfucker Alive
Kanye West Jay-Z Lyrics

1985 white Lamborghini countach, two of 'em
I have two expensive cars from the '80s and I want to show them off in a music video.

I need a slow motion video right now / Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion / Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga / Shooting a nigga, hey hey hey / I need a slow motion video right now ay ay
I want to film a music video in slow motion and be as cool as Hype Williams, a famous music video director.

Damn baby pussy can't be your only hustle / Unless you bad as Naomi Russell / I mean a lot of niggas got money / So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell / Russell brand, Russell crow / Zero zero zero zero, a whole lot of 0's / What you after, actor money? / You in line behind currency, yeah you after money
You need to have more than just sex appeal to make money, unless you're as successful as Naomi Russell. Many people are wealthy, so it's not just about getting famous like Russell Brand or Russell Crowe. You're chasing money, just like everyone else.

Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes / Got staples on my dick (why) fuckin' centerfolds / And I swear to god they so cold / Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes / I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome / She got her fur too, we get our his and her on / Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blur on / Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose / Get back, you over close
I use protection when I have sex with many attractive models. They're really cold and I attract cold weather, even in Miami. I wear fur because I feel like a pimp. My girlfriend and I have matching furs. Don't stare at the jewelry, or you'll be overwhelmed by our wealth. You're too close, back away before you're paralyzed by how cool we are.

Oh no, the hood was strugglin' / But then I blessed them with that polo / Niggas was making music and then my first solo / Collo Drolo sponsored by Manolo / She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos / Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed / Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos / Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed
The neighborhood was struggling until I brought them my fashion brand, Polo. People were making music, but then I had a successful solo career. I'm sponsored by luxury brands like Manolo Blahnik. My girlfriend has expensive shoes ready for photo shoots. I'm so cool that you'll want to close the door on me. I wear expensive T-shirts without logos. Let me tell you about my amazing style and vision.

Take it how you want til a nigga dead / (til then I'm the illest motherfucer alive) / Whole world aiming at a nigga head / (because I'm the illest motherfucker alive)
People can think what they want about me until I die, but I still think I'm the coolest person alive. Everyone is trying to bring me down, but I'm still the best.

Yeah yeah uh huh hold up / King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think / Eleven in a row, Bill Russell rings, Michael Jordan swag / Y'all think Michael Jordan bad / Nigga I got a 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had / Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass / Niggas hear watch the throne, / Yeah it's like the Beatles back / Bey' Bey' my yoko ono, / Rih' Rih' complete the family / Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys / Fuck your awards like Eddie Morphy's couch / The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house / I don't even know what we doing here / Seems to me a complete waste of gear / Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles / Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models / Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it / When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music / Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses / My house like a museum, so I see 'em when I'm peeing / Usually you have this much taste you European / That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again / Know when to leave when the heat is coming, I learned that / This is where De Niro would be if he ain't turn back / Fuck Sosa, this Hova this is real life / This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like
I'm the king of rap, and I know it. I have more championship rings than Michael Jordan, and I'm better than the Beatles. My wife is like Yoko Ono, and Rihanna completes our family. We're going to look amazing at the Grammys. The awards don't matter to me, and neither does the fashion of other rappers. I have expensive art in my house and I'm very particular about my taste. I've learned when to leave when things get too intense. This is where De Niro's character in Scarface would be if he didn't turn back. I'm better than Sosa, and this is what real life should feel like.