StickUp!
Kari Faux Lyrics

It's a stickup bitch (I need my money today, for real)
I demand my payment immediately and won't tolerate any excuses.

It's a stickup bitch (No, like for real. I need my money today)
Seriously, I need my money today and won't settle for anything less.

(AAAAAAHHHHH)
This is a warning cry to show I mean business and won't be taken lightly.

Cash, card, or PayPal, or write me a check
I am open to various forms of payment and expect one of them to be used to settle the debt.

It's time to pay off your debts
You owe me money and it's time to settle that debt.

I don't wanna hear shit about no 30-day net
I don't want to hear any excuses about a payment delay or payment terms.

If you don't have my bread then I'm wringing your neck
If you don't have the money you owe me, I will take severe measures to ensure that I receive it.

You've been dodging my calls, acting perplexed
You've been avoiding me and acting confused, but I won't let you get away with not paying me back.

Thinking my patience is up for the test
You may think I'm losing patience, but I'm still determined to collect the debt.

Wanna play games, boy go be my guest
If you want to play games, feel free to try, but be warned that the outcome won't be in your favor.

I'll be right at your door, you ain't getting no rest
I won't let you rest until you pay me back what you owe.

Southern belle, raising hell, littest in the streets
I am a strong and fearless woman from the South who won't hesitate to raise hell if necessary.

You can keep the sob story cause I got no sympathy
Don't even try to tell me a sob story, because I won't feel sorry for you.

I'm on the edge, flexibility
I'm at my limit and I am willing to be flexible and creative to ensure that I receive payment.

You don't get the picture so here's the imagery
If you don't understand the severity of the situation, let me paint a picture for you.

See I'm on your ass like the back of your jeans
I am closely following you and won't let you out of my sight until you pay me back.

And I'm down to chokeslam you like it's WWE
I am willing to use force to ensure that I receive payment, even if that means resorting to violence.

This is a stick up so do as I please
I am in charge of this situation and I expect you to comply with my demands.

Put the money in the bag and do it rapidly
I want the payment to be made quickly and efficiently.

Need the money in my hand right now (right now)
I need the payment immediately, without any further delay.

Money in my hand
I want the payment to be made in cash and I want it to be handed to me directly.

Money in my hand right now (right now)
The payment needs to be made immediately and handed to me directly.

Money in my hand right now right now right now
I can't stress enough how desperately I need the payment to be made right now.

It's a stickup bitch
I am still in charge of this situation and expect my demands to be met.

Closest thing I got to a red carpet
I come from a humble background and don't expect any special treatment.

Was Kool-Aid stains on my momma floor
My childhood was far from luxurious and I don't take any opportunities for granted.

So don't play with me bitch, play with your kids
Don't mess with me, take care of your own responsibilities.

Before I turn your ass into a ghost
I am not afraid to use force to get what I want, even if it means going too far.

I ain't grow up on no coast
I come from a different background than you may expect.

I'm from the city where it's all about the approach
I come from a place where having the right approach is key to getting what you want.

And them niggas keep that thang
People around me are armed and dangerous, so be careful how you handle the situation.

Tucked so you better protect your throat
Be aware that the people around me are dangerous and you should watch your back.

Look, thought you was smart
You may have thought you were smarter than me and could get away with not paying me back.

Thought you was a scholar
You may have thought you were intelligent and could outsmart me.

Don't lose your shit over a couple of dollars
Don't get too upset over a small debt and let it escalate into a bigger problem.

Look what you did, turned me into a robber
Your actions have caused me to resort to desperate measures to receive payment.

Ain't no more talking, so don't even bother
I am done with talking and now it's time for action, so don't waste your breath.

I'm doing the math and I'm doing it proper
I have been keeping track of what you owe me and have made all calculations necessary.

Got the solution and you are the problem
I have a solution to our problem, but you are the one causing the issue.

If they catch me, I'll stand up and say 'She was playing with my money your honor'
I am willing to take the risk and resort to theft to ensure that I receive what I am owed, and will defend my actions if caught.