Karl Pilkington (born September 16, 1972 in Manchester, England) is a non-f… Read Full Bio ↴Karl Pilkington (born September 16, 1972 in Manchester, England) is a non-fictional English radio producer previously best known for producing The Ricky Gervais Show on the radio station Xfm. After leaving Xfm, Pilkington has reached an international audience through his appearances with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast.
Gervais has repeatedly denied suggestions that Pilkington is an invented character, claiming that Karl's unique qualities are beyond his powers of imagination. Pilkington's remark "I could eat a knob at night" made during a conversation about the 'bush tucker trials' in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! has spawned much internet interest, as well as merchandise and music. His comic style depends on a completely deadpan delivery coupled with an apparent inability to recognise the idiocy of his world view.
Most famously known for having a head like a f**king orange.
Gervais has repeatedly denied suggestions that Pilkington is an invented character, claiming that Karl's unique qualities are beyond his powers of imagination. Pilkington's remark "I could eat a knob at night" made during a conversation about the 'bush tucker trials' in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! has spawned much internet interest, as well as merchandise and music. His comic style depends on a completely deadpan delivery coupled with an apparent inability to recognise the idiocy of his world view.
Most famously known for having a head like a f**king orange.
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Monkey News Part 1
Karl Pilkington Lyrics
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Joe Ans
To save you some time:
23:04 - The Bank Robbery
56:55 - The Spa
1:10:30 - The London to Brighton Bike Ride
1:36:54 - Kirsty Morris
1:53:15 - The Bassist
2:26:01 - The Russian TV Show
2:36:50 - The New York Fire Department
2:55:38 - The Jockey
Ermerk
00:56:54 Monkey Spa Buisness
01:01:00 Monkeys in The Army
01:03:00 Monkey Prison
01:10:31 Monkey Cyclist
01:15:08 space monkey
01:41:51 Monkey Cops and Monkey Father Son Fight
01:45:15 Monkey Porn Cinematographer
01:48:38 Monkey Chef
01:51:46 Monkey smoking fags and Driking Wine
01:53:14 Monkey Base Player
01:55:04 Theres this Card Game Going on
01:56:32 Christmas Feel
01:59:13 Monkey Escapes New York Prison
02:02:45 Space Monkey
02:08:24 Please Listen to the News Rick
02:20:20 Cheep as Chimps 1
02:23:22 Cheep as Chimps 2
02:26:02 Chimp Chat Show Host (Thanks John)
02:30:32 Chimp Tries it on With the Zookeepers Wife
02:50:21 Monkey Pilot
02:55:39 Monkey Gangster
The Pontiac Bandit
@Mc Tommo Darlo I’m still convinced that was the real deal.
I think Neil Fox thought they genuinely wanted feedback and that his was the opinion that they respected, as a radio presenter.
Obviously they knew the show was a shambles and didn’t give a shit what anyone thought…least of all Neil bloody Fox.
I think Ricky was just annoyed that the winners of the Sony awards were basically all the same, anodyne nonsense.
If Karl had submitted the ‘Old Mother Hubbard’ episode, I think we would have had a very different result.
ENIGMATIC OCTOPI
It's 2020 and we are no closer to finding another as genuine and thought provoking as Karl Pilkington. All these years later and these broadcasts still hold up as some of the finest pieces of recorded history. I have yet to find another like mind as KPs. Id rather be a blind moth....& so would I Karl, so would I. Genius on another level. Brilliant.
mmhmm
@Andy J S what are your thoughts on Parmenides? I don't necessarily think he was wrong, but I find his reasoning to be quite linguistically confused.
Andy J S
Lol Karl is hilarious but the finest pieces of recorded history is more than a little dramatic to say the least. So we'll put Pythagoras, Plato and Parmenides contribution to the understanding of natura naturans, what nature does as insignificantly less important. Hahaha
Rhys Lindsay
Not even a bronze
Colin Smith
So very true- in America as well!
Carl Maycock
If you had to pick your ideal dinner guest, karl would have to be on the list!
MJ Dalicandro
Karl's complete credulity and sincerity, Steve's straight man of genuine curiosity and accepting Karl's story, and Ricky's rapid swings between maniacal laughter and anger. The perfect combination yet to be recreated.
rusheil francis
Honestly, as many times ive listened to these three, this is the best trio in comedy of our generation, and its all unplanned nonsense.
James Draper
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