Karl Pilkington (born September 16, 1972 in Manchester, England) is a non-f… Read Full Bio ↴Karl Pilkington (born September 16, 1972 in Manchester, England) is a non-fictional English radio producer previously best known for producing The Ricky Gervais Show on the radio station Xfm. After leaving Xfm, Pilkington has reached an international audience through his appearances with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast.

Gervais has repeatedly denied suggestions that Pilkington is an invented character, claiming that Karl's unique qualities are beyond his powers of imagination. Pilkington's remark "I could eat a knob at night" made during a conversation about the 'bush tucker trials' in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! has spawned much internet interest, as well as merchandise and music. His comic style depends on a completely deadpan delivery coupled with an apparent inability to recognise the idiocy of his world view.

Most famously known for having a head like a f**king orange.

Noah's Ark
Karl Pilkington Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'Noah's Ark' by these artists:

(12 inch) Eek-A-Mouse Ee na moi na moi na moi na moi na…
Bobby Bare (Dorsey Burnette - Barry DeVorzon) The Lord looked down …
boku no lyric no bouyomi ゾンビの群れ眠れそうすれば全部無かったことになっている救済の船崩れ移ろう果てに何も持たない hollow w…
Coco & Rosie Thank you god for this fine day Bless all the children…
David Lynch I know a song I know a, know a s, know…
Eek-A-Mouse ee na moi na moi na moi na moi na…
Jiggy Djé Nou passie is natuurlijk wel belangrijk denk ik in mijn…
Lynch David I know a song I know a, know a s, know…
Marit Peters My heart is failing Daughter, won't you take me One last t…

Marjorie -W.C Sinclair Down bad bitch Sucking dick for some ketamine I'm living lav…
Mike Posner Open your eyes Make room for a little sweet love The Lord…
Nicholas Krgovich you put the lamp out lie in the cool quiet only sleep…
Nuspirit Helsinki Thank you god for this fine day Bless all the children…
Olmo & Mathilda The animals came in two by two hurrah hurrah! The animals…
Prince Aki Let the rain wash me through, wash me through Oceans of…
Rune Klan Nogen må græde, så andre kan le Nogen er blinde, selvom…
Skull and Bones As Nibiru Aproached in the skies The Annunnaki knew About a …
Spha Mdlalose I'm trying hard but this ain't working Working working out I…
Stone Coyotes The Like a bolt from the sky In the twinkling of an…
The Young Heretics Noahs ark can't save us all …
Young Heretics Noahs ark can't save us all Binary against the squall And in…

ぼくのりりっくのぼうよみゾンビの群れ眠れそうすれば全部無かったことになっている救済の船崩れ移ろう果てに何も持たない hollow w…

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Comments from YouTube:

@rarerecordcollector9459

1y↑13

Could you do more of these? I know it’s been 10 years but they’re brilliant.

@josephine9975

9y↑35

'I like you and that, here a little job for ya' freaking hilarious.

@TheGrumpyGuide

4y↑118

"Where's the water gone?"
"It floated off...."

PAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

@AutomaticDuck300

9y↑78

Lost it at "Buy shares in galoshes" and "it just floated off". These animations really add to it much better than the HBO ones. Great job, man!

@kieranflaherty3316

45w

What are galoshes btw??

@80ki68

45w↑1

@@kieranflaherty3316
Waterproof shoes

@victoriaollier2345

8y↑94

''This is mental..''

@HearthMaiden

10y↑42

This is GENIUS. Especially 0:58 XD
3:08 - Steve's losing it XD!!

@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015

3y↑2

I recognise you from Man Moth's XFM videos on YouTube.

@CosmicAeon

11y↑10

Steve's expressions and goggle-eyed-ness in these animations is probably the best thing I've ever seen.

@lextube

11y↑40

I love Rick's face when he's laughing. More of these! :D

@acollsen

11y↑15

Awww, I feel sorry for Karl in the end "can't be bothered", lol animation is awesome!

@Jex2112

7y↑22

"..........It floated off" xD LOL!!

@truckcompany

11y↑14

I LOVE the part when is says 'It floated off'

@ReturnOfTheGhoulScouts

4y↑6

Heard this before just on audio but I love the animation here! Love how some of the creatures even have a KP head! Lol

I actually think the look of RSK is better here than the official RG show!

"Their mam and dad had a criminal record!" Lol!!!

@OliverBranch

11y↑11

"This is mental." Omg the close up. Lol

@OLMOT-xp3mu

3y↑2

The animations make these so much funnier😂😂😂

@TheGrumpyGuide

4y↑26

"It rained for ages...people got sick of the rain" 😂🤣

@jamestickle3070

3y↑1

And died

@Mattsretiring

3y↑1

Like livin' Up North

@TheGreatestTyrone

11y↑2

Love the art style and that every creature except Ricky and Steve has Karl's head

@ValValiantThor216

3y↑1

Ricky on the floor at the end with the squeaky laugh 🤣😂

@AdaManny555

5y↑11

"Right. Come on, Even I'm getting bored of this now" XDDDDD

@itsOnMARS2023

1y↑1

Ricky's laugh is extremely well know, Steve Merchant's laugh however is extremely underrated. I always lose it when Merchant laughs!

@MrDiddymandarlo

11y↑8

3:09 "This is mental" THAT FACE!! HAHAHA

@basedgodstrugglin

2y↑5

It was a children’s bible
Where did the water go?
It floated off
That 10 seconds has me crying laughing. I cannot handle that

@HoldemHustle

These are amazing. Just what I was after

@shootermcgavin8793

3y↑2

How have I just stumbled across this masterpiece 🤣🤣

@HLWSFilms

10y↑3

Carl really is a good sport

@jamesgabbitus2927

11y↑4

Where did the water go? It floated off.

@derbydave

11y

smallpoppy you have an awesome gift! How long does each clip take?

@barakuda1111

11y

Your animations are awesome :)

@BSEmadcow

11y↑4

"Kids bible" sums all the bibles up.

@DJ_PROMO_PR

7y↑1

When Noah looked back at Ricky and Stephen whispering stuff I was done LOL

@TheGrumpyGuide

4y↑4

"So he was like 'Ah!'" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@pauljohnson5190

3y↑1

Steve's laugh at the end literally made me choke on a sandwich!!

@jim191185

10y↑4

I love these videos.. better animation than The Ricky Gervais show.

@DlcEnergy

look who's here. it's jiiiimy andeeers. jk... lol

@KubbsWickedSoul

The Karlheaded chimps are a great touch.

@ddstar

11y↑1

I love how you draw animals!

@fateola

11y↑1

"We have not got time for this. This is mental."

@reptiliathon

11y

This is better than the official ricky g show animation. It suit the humor much better!!

@ki-cq1ce

3y↑3

Steve is definitely Wheatley in human form

@holdmybeer

11y

Love this channel.

@esahla80

11y

Brilliant stuff! :D

@gavhenrad

11y

This is great, nice one

@soundactivationmeditations259

Animations are fantastic btw

@Tomoj15

11y

Great animation

@closeyamy

Ricky on the floor at the end lmao

@ISetYourFaceOnFire

4y↑2

Can someone do a compilation of all the times Karl said "AWW FORGET IT".

@w8m4n

https://youtu.be/ebqrvfcL8h4

@McPrfctday

11y↑2

I heard the beginning of Mr Blue Sky at the end

@nothanks1239

I love the ending to this 😂

@AdamAborigine

42w

I genuinely think this animation is better than the RGS

@lodersracing

5y↑1

It floated off lmfao

@ddstar

11y

I don't know if anyone noticed.. but he drew ricky "skinnier" because he lost weight. Spot on details mate!

@beni6063

10y↑7

Why can't Ricky just shut up and let him explain

@RosariaDF

11y

Oh that's funny. Where did the water go after it evaporated? So it turned into clouds and didn't fall back down in the form of rain? It just stayed up in the atmosphere I suppose.

@mjt532

Did Noah have extra ravens knockin' about on the boat? If not, why do we still have ravens? The one he sent off presumably drowned.

@MrV902

3:12
Totally worth it.

@phlojem285

If the Ice caps froze, then there would be less space for the remaining water. When it freezes, Ice expands. I believe it is the only thing that does that, everything else condenses

@JDueler11

11y

There used to be a part 3.

@TheGrumpyGuide

4y↑1

Noah did send a Raven out first. There is an area in the Ararat Mountains called "Crow won't land". Fact.

@seandan7873

3y↑1

There were civilisations from multiple countries that were around before and after the "flood" and none of their historical writings ever recorded a flood or how they survived said flood. Fact.

@Myballs64

11y↑1

This is the most hilarious shit karl pilkington has said in a long time. Actually, all since he said "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse".

@jaysongillham

11y

very nice

@jontedeakin1986

Ricky: "right, i can believe that god made everything. But making water go away, thats one step too far"

@derbydave

11y

lol Merchant "This is mental." :D

@Jonayofsweden

10y

I'm not sure what you're trying to say? 14 isn't an odd number. Neither is 2. I was trying to say that the story is ludicrous. The bible actually lets you know exactly how big the boat was as well, and it is impossibe to fit those animals on there. And also, is it a coincidence that only the animals and things that were known at the time was mentioned? if god really was there speaking he could've told them about how things really are, dinosaurs, other planets and what not. But that's religion.

@Chrisbernstein

8y↑2

Love Adam and Eve just standing there giving God the middle finger!! Hahahaha!

@MsRandomette

10y

Even if that's so what would be the point of having an odd number?

@Jonayofsweden

11y

Acording to the bible Noa actually had 7 pairs of everything man and female. So it wasn't 2 of every animal it was 14 of every animal.

@GoodDeedsEveryday

11y

@nOT_sURE08

They're asking him to tell this story and then berating him for the way he tells it. This is classic psychological abuse.

@thebritchad2044

3y↑7

And not one Animal attacked Noah in his long journey at sea.

@DudeSilad

3y↑1

Where did he find the kangaroos and koalas?

@AK-ULTRA

@@DudeSilad Australia lmao

@tomimpala

11y

Talented

@GigaBoost

3y↑1

Noah didn't bring spiders on the ark, only creatures with the breath of life in their nostrils. Insects breathe through their skin.

@jashugg

3y↑1

Spiders are not insects. Also they do have lungs, unlike insects, which may be relevant. Or not.

@natmanprime4295

SPIDERS ARENT GONNA DROWN IN A FLOOD, NEITHER ARE INSECTS

@VinnyBhoy88

11y↑2

hahahahahaha it floated off!!!

@ZzZz-fx7zb

3y↑1

From a hot country Noah managed to find penguins 😂
I guess due to the flooded earth they swam to him after receiving the Ravens message

@AmandaCarselind

11y

"and he said to Noah...get an umbrella" hahahha

@thefootballkid17

11y

PART 3 ;D

@kieranflaherty3316

1:01 Can someone explain this Smerch joke to me pls

@dohertyz

10y↑3

0:05 LMFAO

@Mattsretiring

Hmmm. I've noticed a couple of holes in the Noah narrative thanks to this.

@Pilkoid

11y

It floated off

@keoni158

11y

cant be bothered - Gav

@notmyname9261

2:01 - Raining 'n' that.

@Fettster777

11y

2:53 Steve goes off on Ricky, lol

@bappo4940

i mean i understand that people dont belive in this but when karl explains it it makes twice as unbelieveble as he says it but in my opinion i do belive it

@Germtalia

11y

shit floated off

@jimmy2k4o

11y

anybody else think these are better than the HBO cartoon?

@unrulygaming4601

I mean he wasn't wrong when he said it floated off technically the rain would return to the clouds and rain again into the ocean

@bulletprooth

10y↑36

This is what 50% of Americans believe ^_^ ha

@christianmaas8934

Well good job starting the shit in the first place, Asia and Europe.....

@Ivan.Wright

3y↑1

@Heiliger Katholik I'm not Christian and I think the same. I think a lot of people take it too literally and just talk trash about it without putting any real thought into it, people like Ricky. You have to look past the words to find meaning. Especially since it's been rewritten, added to, and translated so many times.

@chesterdonnelly1212

3y↑1

@@Ivan.Wright it just didn’t happen

@Ivan.Wright

@@chesterdonnelly1212 What didn't happen?

@chesterdonnelly1212

3y↑2

@@Ivan.Wright the world was never underwater. No one put 2 of every species on a big boat. Both of these things are impossible and never happened.

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@DarkArtistKaiser

11y

Ah you mean all the versions of the Bible or the Bible?

@Asidders

11y

Brilliant an' that

@23piz23mitch

11y

It floated off'

@nepritellidu

11y

Get two of everything. Alright?

@thebritchad2044

The water Dried out from the sun lol

@chicago24ys

11y

0:57 GET AN UMBRELLA

@SnappyPenguin566

11y

they obviously never heard of evaporation

@zombierapesqaud4433

10y

The water sank into the sand Extreme Facepalm

@Dim4323

Kane the big red machine

@hopaloop

11y

twigs float on water.

@Dr_Kubrick

11y

2:20 holy shit that moan

@iscreamfitness

How did the carnevours survive

@stringtheoryguitars4952

Before the flood man could not eat meat but afterwards it was allowed. Same presumably goes for animals.

@phreak761

11y

There was but it floated off.

@aliceoloughlin1973

3:18

@HaloSparta

10y↑9

how would you fit over a million species on a ark that's the size of a football field

@grimknight3121

10y↑3

There were less species of animals alive at the time, also there Noa took more than two of every animal. Also the ark was over three football fields long and one football field high.

@HaloSparta

10y↑18

Grim Knight you sound stupid lmao

@HaloSparta

10y↑3

Sam Clements well in christian mythology noah got 2 of each animal/species on earth which is literally impossible because the fucking wooden ark is too fucking tiny, it wouldn't even be able to fit enough food for 2 elephants...

just pointing that out...

@djm4z

10y↑3

Sam Clements how did he do it without the animals eating each other? Without the animals eating the ark or without mass disease spreading through the arc. How did he control the climate for penguins and desert cheetahs? The bible is a fairytale, that's all it is and all it ever will be.