Lollypork Stomp
Kashmir Lyrics


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The moon was hanging cool
And full above the waving swimming pool
As we were feeding mouths with heat and drool
'cause we were having christmas feast
A merry one with pork and grease
And every guest was eating meat like beasts

'cause santa gave us lollypork and everyone was gay
The smell of frying pig was in the air
I really think that eating piggy pork is quite O.K
As long as the meat is well done
I think its fair

fanatic vegetarians would call us rude barbarians
But before they did we forked them on the grill
The taste was quite 'mermalian'
Reminded me of aliens
But salt could give oooooh the last thrill

and santa gave us lollypork....

my youngest son once asked his dad
"how can it be that I'm so fat?
You taught me lollypork was for my health!
The skinny kids with baseball bats
Still kick my ass and tell me that
My family was never one of wealth"





and santa gave us lollypork....

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Lollypork Stomp by Kashmir paint a picture of a Christmas feast where the guests are eating pork and enjoying it immensely. The moon hangs full and cool above a swimming pool where the guests are feasting with heat and drool. Every guest is eating meat like beasts, and the smell of frying pig fills the air. The song presents a joyful and almost carnival-like scene, with everyone enjoying themselves.


The song also touches upon the controversial topic of eating meat, mentioning that fanatic vegetarians would call them rude barbarians. However, the song dismisses these accusations and even suggests that pork is good for one's health. The youngest son of the family seems to be struggling with his weight and being bullied by other kids because of it. Despite this, the family continues to enjoy their lollypork feast, which seems to be a staple in their household.


Overall, the song seems to be a lighthearted celebration of the joys of Christmas and the pleasures of eating pork. While it touches upon weight issues and vegetarianism, it ultimately presents an unapologetic and joyful celebration of meat-eating.


Line by Line Meaning

The moon was hanging cool And full above the waving swimming pool As we were feeding mouths with heat and drool 'cause we were having christmas feast
The atmosphere was calm and serene as we enjoyed our Christmas feast, drooling over the delicious food while the moon provided a beautiful backdrop to our celebrations.


A merry one with pork and grease And every guest was eating meat like beasts
We were having a jolly time, eating pork and enjoying the company of each other. Everyone was savoring the meat like animals, relishing the taste and flavor.


'cause santa gave us lollypork and everyone was gay The smell of frying pig was in the air I really think that eating piggy pork is quite O.K As long as the meat is well done I think its fair
Santa gave us the delicious Lollypork, which made everyone happy and in high spirits. We could smell the tantalizing aroma of fried pig all around us. Personally, I think eating pork is acceptable, but only if it's well cooked and safe for consumption.


Fanatic vegetarians would call us rude barbarians But before they did we forked them on the grill The taste was quite 'mermalian' Reminded me of aliens But salt could give oooooh the last thrill
Some strict vegetarians might view us as impolite savages for our choice of food. However, before they could complain, we decided to cook their meat along with ours. The flavor was unique, almost extraterrestrial, but a sprinkle of salt gave it a perfect finishing touch.


My youngest son once asked his dad "how can it be that I'm so fat? You taught me lollypork was for my health! The skinny kids with baseball bats Still kick my ass and tell me that My family was never one of wealth"
My young son was perplexed one day and asked me why he was overweight despite consuming Lollypork which I had taught him was healthy. He was being bullied by thinner kids who said that he belonged to a poor family.


And santa gave us lollypork....
Santa's gift of Lollypork was the highlight of our Christmas feast, the perfect delicacy to bring everyone together and make the occasion all the more memorable.




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