The Most Offensive Song Ever
Kenny McCormick;Mr. Hankey Lyrics


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Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared.
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother,"
And Mary thought that was weird.
[Mary said, "I'm not a virgin
I blew a guy last year"]
But then, Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear:

["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still not be considered flawed.
[Though, Mary, you went to town,
and sucked some semen down,]
You're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!"

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,
[and Mary had to offer him a bribe.]
Said she had no money,
[and they had no place to sleep.]
Gabriel appeared to Mary,
And told her not to weep.

["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the Inn,
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a room for free!"]

That's right

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star,
And missed a woman's touch.
[Mary thought that she might pleasure them,
But could not take them to bed.]
But, again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said

["You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
Everyone in the nation.
[Fellatio ain't no sin,
So go and blow those three wise men!]
And you'll still be a virgin,
['Cause there ain't no penetration!"]

[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary!
[The donkey, or the ox and the lamb]
And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick!
[They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!]
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.





[Mary, you can suck my dick!]

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" are highly controversial and offensive, and they involve religious themes. The song is performed by the character Kenny McCormick in the TV show South Park. The first verse of the song alludes to the immaculate conception, where the Angel Gabriel visits the Virgin Mary to inform her of her divine conception. Mary initially protests to being a virgin, but the angel reassures her that she can have multiple sexual partners and still be considered a virgin in the sight of God.


The second verse of the song portrays Mary and Joseph's journey to Bethlehem, where they desperately needed a place to stay, but all the inns were fully booked. Mary resorts to performing sexual favors to get a room, and the Angel Gabriel appears to reassure her that she has not sinned and still retains her virginity.


In the final verse, the song introduces the three wise men who come bearing gifts for the newborn Christ. Mary contemplates pleasuring them, but the angel again appears to remind her that fellatio is not a sin and that she can still be a virgin. The song ends by suggesting that fellatio can bring peace and joy to the world.


Line by Line Meaning

Howdy Ho!
Kenny greets his audience in his usual manner.


The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. He said, "you are to be the virgin mother," And Mary thought that was weird.
Angel Gabriel came to Virgin Mary in a dream and told her that she would become the mother of Jesus, surprising her.


Mary said, "I'm not a virgin I blew a guy last year"] But then, Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear:
Kenny makes a vulgar joke about Mary's virginity and Gabriel reassures her that performing sexual acts doesn't affect her virginity in the eyes of God.


"'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] And still not be considered flawed. [Though, Mary, you went to town, and sucked some semen down,] You're still still a virgin In the eyes of god!"
Gabriel explains that performing oral sex doesn't affect Mary's virginity or her status as the mother of Jesus.


There was no room at the Inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. They were so very tired, you see, [and Mary had to offer him a bribe.] Said she had no money, [and they had no place to sleep.] Gabriel appeared to Mary, And told her not to weep.
Kenny points out the lack of lodging for Mary and Joseph, and suggests that Mary used sexual favors to get them a place to stay. Gabriel once again appears to reassure Mary.


"'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [you can suck all the dick you want] And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the Inn, then it's not considered a sin [to suck a dick to get a room for free!"]
Gabriel confirms that Mary can still be a virgin and the mother of Jesus even if she performs oral sex to get a room at an inn.


And three wisemen did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such. They said that they had followed a star, And missed a woman's touch. [Mary thought that she might pleasure them, But could not take them to bed.] But, again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said
Kenny mentions the wise men who visited Jesus after his birth and implies that Mary considered having sexual relations with them. Gabriel once again appears to reassure Mary.


"You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] Everyone in the nation. [Fellatio ain't no sin, So go and blow those three wise men!] And you'll still be a virgin, ['Cause there ain't no penetration!"]
Gabriel emphasizes Mary's virginity and reassures her that performing oral sex doesn't change that. He encourages her to perform sexual acts on the wise men as well.


"[You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary! [The donkey, or the ox and the lamb] And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick! [They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!] ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy.
Kenny's lyrics become even more absurd as he suggests that Mary can perform oral sex on animals and the little drummer boy, and that this act would bring peace on earth and joy. He makes another vulgar joke at Mary's expense.


"['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy. [Mary, you can suck my dick!]"
Kenny finishes the song with another crude joke and reinforces his point that oral sex can somehow bring peace and joy.




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Written by: MARC SHAIMAN, TREY PARKER

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