== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''It’s no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
Don't Touch Your Sister
Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics
Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴ Line by Line Meaning ↴
Sit yourself down
Your daddy's got something to say
What you ought to know
‘Bout the birds and the bees
And to keep you from going astray
Cause there are some rules that us men folk must foller
And life on the farm will be fine
But don't touch your sister she's mine
You, can jack yourself off just as much as you want
Maybe grandma will give you a hand
Or go ask your momma cause she's been a waitin’ for you
to grow into a man
You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
prickin’ your dick on a spine
No tellin’ where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don't touch your sister she's mine
Don't touch your sister or you’ll be in trouble
Cause that sorta thing just ain't done
If you feel a twitching from down in your britches
Go look somewhere else for your fun
You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
prickin’ your dick on a spine
No tellin’ where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don't touch your sister she's mine
You can go hump your grampa cause if you’ll real gentle
he probably won’t know that you’re there
But when you are finished just button his flannels and
prop him back up in his chair
You can have your first choice of the salesmen that
call or the preacher when he calls next time
No telling where else you can go dunk your biscuit
But don’t touch your sister she’s mine
Them, buzzards ain’t bad when you know how to catch ‘em
Just fart and they’ll think that you’re dead
And don’t turn your back on the cat cause it scratches
but potty cabs love giving head
You can do what you like to the horses and cattle, the
chicken, the goats and the swine
You can bang anything that you find in the barnyard
But don’t touch your sister she’s mine
You can bang anything that you find on the farm here
But don’t touch your sister she’s mine
The lyrics of Kevin Bloody Wilson's song "Don't Touch Your Sister" appears to be a father passing down his knowledge and rules to his son about sex and relationships. He starts by stating how important it is to stay away from his sister as it is taboo and unacceptable. He then proceeds to give his son some advice on how to self-pleasure and experiment sexually without harming anyone or himself physically. He suggests practising with a cactus or enjoying grandma's and mom's company.
The father goes on to highlight how life on the farm should not limit his son's sexual experiences, as he can explore his sexuality with anything that he finds in the barnyard except "his sister, who is his." The father further gives him some unconventional ideas, including being sexually involved with the salesmen or the preacher on his next visit. Additionally, he advises his son to be mindful of the animals that he decides to experiment with.
The song is somewhat comedic, and although it makes light of bizarre topics such as incest, necrophilia, bestiality, and paedophilia, it has a thought-provoking message about the societal norms and rules that govern sexual relations. It highlights the importance of educating young people and having open conversations about sexuality, as opposed to hiding such topics under the rug.
Line by Line Meaning
Son gotta talk to you
Son, I need to have a serious conversation with you.
Sit yourself down
Please take a seat and listen to what I have to say.
Your daddy's got something to say
As your father, I have important information to share with you.
What you ought to know
This conversation will be informative and educational.
‘Bout the birds and the bees
We will be discussing sexuality and reproductive processes.
And to keep you from going astray
I want to make sure you understand what is and is not acceptable behavior.
Cause there are some rules that us men folk must foller
As a man, there are certain guidelines you must abide by.
And life on the farm will be fine
If you follow these rules, things will go smoothly on the farm.
You can bang anything that you find in the holler
You are free to engage in sexual activity with anything in the nearby area.
But don't touch your sister she's mine
However, it is not acceptable to engage in sexual activity with your sister.
You, can jack yourself off just as much as you want
You are free to masturbate as often as you like.
Maybe grandma will give you a hand
If you need assistance, your grandmother may be willing to help.
Or go ask your momma cause she's been a waitin’ for you
Your mother can provide guidance and support in these matters.
to grow into a man
As you mature, you will gain a better understanding of these concepts.
You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of
You can experiment with objects such as a cactus, but be careful of the spines.
prickin’ your dick on a spine
It is important to be mindful of potential injuries during experimentation.
No tellin’ where else you can go dunk your biscuit
There are many other options for sexual activity that you can explore.
Don't touch your sister or you’ll be in trouble
It is important to understand that engaging in sexual activity with your sister is not acceptable and will result in consequences.
Cause that sorta thing just ain't done
Incest is not socially or morally acceptable behavior.
If you feel a twitching from down in your britches
If you experience sexual arousal, it is important to exercise restraint and make ethical choices.
Go look somewhere else for your fun
Instead of engaging in inappropriate behavior with family members, seek out other options for sexual gratification.
You can go hump your grampa cause if you’re real gentle
Sexual activity with an older family member may be an option, as long as it is consensual and approached with care.
he probably won’t know that you’re there
It is important to respect the other person's emotional and physical boundaries during any sexual encounter.
But when you are finished just button his flannels and
Once the activity is concluded, be respectful and considerate of the other person.
prop him back up in his chair
Ensure that the other person is comfortable and given appropriate care after the activity.
You can have your first choice of the salesmen that call or the preacher when he calls next time
There are other people in the community who may be open to sexual activity, such as salesmen or the preacher.
No telling where else you can go dunk your biscuit
There are many options and opportunities for sexual activity.
Don’t touch your sister she’s mine
Again, it is important to reiterate that engaging in sexual activity with a family member is not acceptable.
Them, buzzards ain’t bad when you know how to catch ‘em
There are many unconventional options for sexual activity if you are imaginative and confident.
Just fart and they’ll think that you’re dead
It is possible to lure in certain animals for sexual activity if you know how to manipulate them.
And don’t turn your back on the cat cause it scratches
Be cautious of animals who may be adverse to sexual activity, such as cats.
but potty cabs love giving head
Other animals, such as pigs, may be more willing to engage in sexual activity and may even enjoy giving oral sex.
You can do what you like to the horses and cattle, the chicken, the goats and the swine
There are many animals available for sexual activity on the farm.
But don’t touch your sister she’s mine
It is important to remember that incestuous activity is not acceptable.
You can bang anything that you find on the farm here
There are many options for sexual activity on the farm and in the surrounding area.
But don’t touch your sister she’s mine
Emphasizes the importance of not engaging in sexual activity with a family member.
Contributed by Penelope N. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
BAZ
on Fair And Just (With Col Elliot)
Not sure about the line Start too much. Pretty sure its supposed to be, The Yanks Starsky and Hutch
G'day from the USA.
on Dicktaphone
I love this song! Another song that interests me is "The Queue To the Cemetery". Are there any lyrics to that song?