== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''It’s no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
Grandad's Got a Bone
Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics
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he'd been wankin an fell out of his chair,
An as he fell on his guts his colostun he bust
splatterin muck an guck an shit everywhere,
It was all up the wall on the matron an all
it was caked on her apron an hair,
And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in his hand.......
Ah, it couldn't ave been a worse day cos it was his birthday
with the rellies rallied all round his bed,
Absoloutly amazed that he'd actually made another birthday cos he should have ben dead,
With all that fuckin an fightin that he'd done in his life, he should have been hung years ago,
By any number of blokes whose missus he's poked with that monster he was strokin there now
(Chorus)
Ah, grandads got his stiffy
grandads got a bone
somebody better get nana in quick
we'd promised her we'd phone
He's OD'd on Viagra
CALL GRANDMOTHER UP ON THE PHONE
grandads got a stiffy
grandads got a bone
(verse)
But he just wouldn't stop wankin so we chucked on a blanked, so the women and kids couldn't see
his battered banana hangin out his pyjamas and the cum stain an shit on his sheets
but that filthy old bastard sat cackaling laughin, just waving his slug in the air
And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
'EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!'
(Chorus)
Cos, grandads got his stiffy
grandads got a bone
somebody better get nana in quick
we'd promised her we'd phone
Cos grandads going ballistic
CALL GRANDMOTHER UP ON THE PHONE
grandads got a stiffy
grandads got a bone
The lyrics of Kevin Bloody Wilson's song "Grandad's Got a Bone" are explicit and controversial, depicting an elderly man's sexual behavior in a nursing home. The song starts with the description of the grandad falling out of his chair while masturbating, which results in him breaking his colostomy bag and causing a disgusting mess to be scattered around the room. Despite this, the grandad continues with his lewd behavior, waving his genitals around in front of everyone who is present.
The second verse reveals that it's grandad's birthday, and despite his age and health, he insists on continuing his sexual activities. The lyrics suggest that grandad has had a very promiscuous life, with numerous affairs with other men's wives, and he has largely escaped punishment for his actions. The chorus further highlights grandad's continued sexual desire and the need for someone to contact his wife.
While the lyrics of the song are graphic and inappropriate, they do reflect the reality of sexual behavior among the elderly, which is often overlooked or stigmatized in society. The song's humor is rooted in breaking taboo and shocking the listener with its crude portrayal of an elderly man's sexual escapades, and it is certainly not suitable for all audiences.
Line by Line Meaning
The old Bastard lay sprawled on the nursin home floor
The elderly man lay unclothed on the floor of his nursing home.
he'd been wankin an fell out of his chair,
He had been masturbating and fell out of his chair.
An as he fell on his guts his colostun he bust
As he fell, his colostomy bag broke.
splatterin muck an guck an shit everywhere,
His excrement was spread all over the place.
It was all up the wall on the matron an all
The nurse was covered in fecal matter, as was the wall.
it was caked on her apron an hair,
The feces had solidified and was stuck to her clothes and hair.
And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in his hand.......
As everyone tried to avoid getting sprayed with feces, the man continued to masturbate unabashedly.
Ah, it couldn't ave been a worse day cos it was his birthday
It was a particularly unfortunate day as it was his birthday.
with the rellies rallied all round his bed,
His relatives had gathered around his bed.
Absoloutly amazed that he'd actually made another birthday cos he should have ben dead,
His relatives were surprised he had made it to another birthday considering the lifestyle he's led and things he's done.
With all that fuckin an fightin that he'd done in his life, he should have been hung years ago,
Given how much he has fought and had sex in his life, many people believed he should have been dead long ago.
By any number of blokes whose missus he's poked with that monster he was strokin there now
Many of the men he fought could have killed him due to the women he had slept with, and the size of his genitalia, which he was currently using.
(Chorus)
Refrain
Ah, grandads got his stiffy
Grandfather has an erection.
grandads got a bone
Grandfather has an erection.
somebody better get nana in quick
Grandmother should be informed immediately.
we'd promised her we'd phone
They had promised to call her.
He's OD'd on Viagra
He overdosed on Viagra.
CALL GRANDMOTHER UP ON THE PHONE
Grandmother needs to be called immediately.
grandads going ballistic
Grandfather is rapidly losing control of himself.
Cos grandads got his stiffy
Grandfather has an erection.
grandads got a bone
Grandfather has an erection.
Contributed by Hunter H. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
BAZ
on Fair And Just (With Col Elliot)
Not sure about the line Start too much. Pretty sure its supposed to be, The Yanks Starsky and Hutch
G'day from the USA.
on Dicktaphone
I love this song! Another song that interests me is "The Queue To the Cemetery". Are there any lyrics to that song?