== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''Itβs no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
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Hey Santa Claus
Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics
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like at christmas time we couldnt even afford a fire
but we made due with what we had then when i was young
dad used to suck a peppermint and we'd sit around his tongue
we couldnt afford no sparkly tinsel for our christmas tree
so wed just wheel our grandad in and make the old cunt sneeze
(wheel him around the other side nana)
thing change pretty bloody quick
and i heard then unwrap their pressies
last night when i got home
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out
'I saw mummy sucking santa clause'
The song "Hey Santa Claus" by Kevin Bloody Wilson is a humorous and satirical take on the holiday season. The lyrics begin with the singer reminiscing about his childhood, when his family couldn't afford luxuries like a fire or tinsel for their Christmas tree. Instead, they would sit around and suck on peppermints with his dad. The song takes a dark turn when the singer expresses his disappointment with the gifts he received from Santa Claus. He curses at Santa Claus for not bringing him a bike like he had asked for in his letter. Instead, he received other gifts that he did not want or need, like thongs and a cowboy suit. The song also features a female voice demanding her pram, and the singer threatening to punch Santa and release his reindeer.
The song's sarcastic and vulgar humor implies a sense of disillusionment and bitterness towards the materialistic culture of Christmas. It highlights the notion that the holiday season has become more about consumerism than the spirit of giving and spending time with loved ones. The song's crude language and dark humor may not appeal to everyone, but it effectively draws attention to the commercialization of the holiday season.
Line by Line Meaning
quite often i get to thinkin how as kids we got by
I often reflect on how we managed when I was a child
like at christmas time we couldnt even afford a fire
During Christmas, we couldn't afford wood to make a fire
but we made due with what we had then when i was young
When I was young, we made do with the little we had
dad used to suck a peppermint and we'd sit around his tongue
We used to gather around my dad while he sucked a peppermint
we couldnt afford no sparkly tinsel for our christmas tree
We couldn't afford any tinsels to decorate our Christmas tree
so wed just wheel our grandad in and make the old cunt sneeze
Instead, we'd wheel our grandfather and make him sneeze for fun
thing change pretty bloody quick
Things change rapidly
ive got kids now of my own
Now I have children of my own
and i heard then unwrap their pressies last night when i got home
Last night, I heard them unwrap their Christmas presents when I got home
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Hey, Santa Claus, you idiot!
Where's me fucking bike?
Where the hell is my bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I unwrapped several presents but I didn't like any of them
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
I wrote you a letter and came to see you in person twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
You old useless person, you forgot my bike
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
If I wanted flip-flops, I would have asked for them
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You can take this cowboy suit and ping pong set and shove them up your behind!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
You messed up my entire order
It's enough to make you spew
It's frustrating
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
I'm not the only one who's angry
Me sisters dirty too!
My sister is also angry
(female voice)
(Female voice)
Where's me fucking pram?
Where's my damn baby stroller?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
You promised to bring me one, and you know who I am
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'm the little girl who you made sit on your lap
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
I'll give you the middle finger
You forgot me fucking pram
You forgot to bring my baby stroller
(male voice)
(Male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
Next time I visit you, I'll punch you in the stomach
And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
I'll set your reindeer free and have them kick Rudolph in the testicles!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
Just wait until next year when you go to the store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And my little sister and I will come into the store, making a scene
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
And we'll say, just wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
Hey moms and dads, you should notice his breath and blood-shot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
Don't believe in him, kids, because he's a liar
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
He's a drunk and a pervert, and he's not that smart
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
Because that old jerk forgot to bring me my bike
You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in
Wait until I report you, you old idiot
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out
My old man will punch you in the face
'I saw mummy sucking santa clause'
I saw Mom kissing Santa Claus
Contributed by Hannah A. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
BAZ
on Fair And Just (With Col Elliot)
Not sure about the line Start too much. Pretty sure its supposed to be, The Yanks Starsky and Hutch
G'day from the USA.
on Dicktaphone
I love this song! Another song that interests me is "The Queue To the Cemetery". Are there any lyrics to that song?