== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''It’s no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
Missing you
Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics
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I can tell it's all over
I can see that our love's on the rocks
I've known for some time
That the passion was dying
Since the handjobs and the headjobs had stopped
And fucking? Fucking forget it
And me hardies are breaking
And me love spuds are aching
And I'm missing you
Sucking me cock
I've lost count of the pearl necklaces I give ya
And the facials from the odd tonsil prod
And I miss the way
You'd smile as you gargle
Hold your nose and then swallow the lot
Now there's an unemployed sign, pinned on me fly
And me zipper's all rusty and locked
And I miss your sweet lips, doing tricks with me dick
And I'm missing you
Sucking me cock
Since you've stopped giving head
I've been wanking instead
'Till I've near-worn the fucking knob off
And me gonads are hurting
They're bulging near bursting
Now the sucking and slurping have stopped
Can't wank fast enough, cause it keeps backing up
Since your spittle has dried on me knob
And me sphincter's missing your finger
And I'm missing you
Sucking me cock
And me sphincter's missing your finger
While I'm missing you
Sucking me cock
The song "Missing You" by Kevin Bloody Wilson is a sexually explicit, humorous song about a man missing the sexual experiences he had with his former lover. The lyrics are graphic and use crude language to describe the singer's sexual frustrations and desires. The song begins with the singer admitting that he knows their love is over and that he can see it coming to an end. He references the decline in their sexual activity, specifically mentioning the absence of handjobs, headjobs, and penetration. He laments the loss of these sexual experiences, using crude language to describe his longing for them. He goes on to describe how he has turned to masturbation since his lover stopped performing oral sex on him. The lyrics continue to be explicit throughout, talking about sexual acts and desires.
Line by Line Meaning
No need to tell me
I already know it's over
I can tell it's all over
It's obvious we're finished
I can see that our love's on the rocks
Our relationship is in trouble
I've known for some time
I've suspected this for a while now
That the passion was dying
Our love life has been fading away
Since the handjobs and the headjobs had stopped
Our sex life has been non-existent
And fucking? Fucking forget it
Sex is out of the question
May as well feed this here bone to the dog
There's no point in trying anymore
And me hardies are breaking
I'm in physical pain
And me love spuds are aching
My testicles hurt
And I'm missing you
I want you back
Sucking me cock
Performing oral sex on me
I've lost count of the pearl necklaces I give ya
I've given you a lot of cum facials
And the facials from the odd tonsil prod
I miss ejaculating on your face after throat fucking you
And I miss the way
I miss how
You'd smile as you gargle
You looked cute when deepthroating
Hold your nose and then swallow the lot
You swallowed all of my semen
Now there's an unemployed sign, pinned on me fly
I haven't had sex in a while
And me zipper's all rusty and locked
My pants are stuck with no chance of opening
And I miss your sweet lips, doing tricks with me dick
I miss how you would pleasure me orally
Since you've stopped giving head
Since you stopped performing oral sex
I've been wanking instead
I've been masturbating instead
'Till I've near-worn the fucking knob off
I've masturbated to the point of pain
And me gonads are hurting
My testicles are in pain
They're bulging near bursting
They are swollen and painful
Now the sucking and slurping have stopped
We no longer engage in oral sex
Can't wank fast enough, cause it keeps backing up
I'm masturbating so much that it's uncomfortable
Since your spittle has dried on me knob
Since your saliva is no longer on my penis
And me sphincter's missing your finger
I miss how you would stimulate me anally
While I'm missing you
I want you back
Sucking me cock
Performing oral sex on me
And me sphincter's missing your finger
I miss how you would stimulate me anally
And I'm missing you
I want you back
Lyrics © Ultra Tunes, Universal Music Publishing Group, Royalty Network, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Kym Mazelle, Beresford Romeo, Simon Law
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
BAZ
on Fair And Just (With Col Elliot)
Not sure about the line Start too much. Pretty sure its supposed to be, The Yanks Starsky and Hutch
G'day from the USA.
on Dicktaphone
I love this song! Another song that interests me is "The Queue To the Cemetery". Are there any lyrics to that song?