== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''It’s no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
Pussy Tricks
Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics
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Me missus said she wanted to tell me
somethin', and she wanted the world to know
While she was out gettin' her make-up
done, I've stared across the room and seen
This fuckin' A-grade, ten and half and she was starin' back at me
But she was standin' upside down on
her head, with her legs spread in the air
And the primal urge surged when I
seen she weren't wearin' any underwear
So I asked her why she's upside down like that,
and did she know she weren't wearin' and knickers?
She said "I'm goin' on the Jerry
Springer show 'cause I do pussy tricks'
What?
'I do pussy tricks'
I do pussy tricks (puss, puss,
pussy tricks) like stuff you've never seen
Pussy tricks (puss, puss, pussy tricks) and I'm gonna be in TV
And I'll blow smoke rings from a big cigar, just like Monica did
Fair dinkum fuckin' amazin' pussy tricks' ...
Then she told me what her name was, and I told her mine
And she apologised for standin' with her legs
in the air but she was waitin' for her hair to dry
Then she asked would I mind if she practiced
Would I fuckin' mind?
So I shut the door, bolted the latch,
pulled up a chair and said, "Oh alright"
Then she stood on her head and she said:
"Hey Kev, watch this one, what do you think?"
And I near pole-volted out'a me chair,
that pussy started winkin', like this
That pussy started winkin'
And she done pussy tricks (puss, puss,
pussy tricks) like stuff I've never seen
Pussy tricks (puss, puss, pussy tricks) pussy winkin' back at me
Then she blew smoke rings from a big cigar, just like Monica did
Fair dinkum fuckin' amazin' pussy tricks ...
Then she asked me to move in closer and she said:
"Hey Kev, watch this"
And I swear as true as I'm standin' here,
that pussy puckered up and blew me a kiss
And what happened next you wouldn't
believe, and I swear on a stack'a bibles
She grabbed me head between her legs, and
that fuckin' pussy was smilin', like this
Then she begged me to stick a couple'a fingers in
Couple'a fingers fuckin' hell!
My mates aren't gonna believe me,
that cunt could whistle as well, fuckin' hell
That cunt could whistle as well!
And she done pussy tricks (puss, puss,
pussy tricks) first it winked at me like this
Pussy tricks (puss, puss, pussy tricks) puckered up and blew me a kiss
Then she combed her hair like Elvis,
and she twitched her upper lip like this
Fair dinkum fuckin' amazin' pussy tricks
Fair dinkum fuckin' amazin' pussy tricks
("Thank you, thank you very much")
Fair dinkum fukin' amazin' pussy tricks
The lyrics of the song "Pussy Tricks" by Kevin Bloody Wilson are quite straightforward and humorous. The song is about the singer's experience of being backstage at the Jerry Springer Show with his wife. While waiting for his wife to come out, he notices a beautiful woman standing upside down on her head with her legs spread open, revealing that she is not wearing any underwear. He questions her about the reason for her position, to which she replies that she is going to perform "pussy tricks" on the show.
The woman proceeds to blow smoke rings from a cigar and demonstrates other tricks with her genitals, leaving the singer in shock and awe. She even puckers up and blows him a kiss with her vagina. The lyrics are peppered with Australian slang and obscenities, making it a controversial and comedic song.
Through his humorous lyrics and the use of exaggerated sexual references, the song highlights the obsession with sex that pervades our culture. It serves as a satirical commentary on how sex is used in the media to captivate audiences and generate ratings.
Line by Line Meaning
I'm sittin' backstage, shittin' meself, at the Jerry Springer Show
I'm nervous backstage at the Jerry Springer Show
Me missus said she wanted to tell me
somethin', and she wanted the world to know
My wife wants to tell me something and wants the world to know
While she was out gettin' her make-up
done, I've stared across the room and seen
This fuckin' A-grade, ten and half and she was starin' back at me
While waiting, I saw a beautiful woman staring back at me
But she was standin' upside down on
her head, with her legs spread in the air
And the primal urge surged when I
seen she weren't wearin' any underwear
The woman was standing on her head with her legs spread and I got aroused seeing she had no underwear on
So I asked her why she's upside down like that,
and did she know she weren't wearin' and knickers?
She said "I'm goin' on the Jerry
Springer show 'cause I do pussy tricks'
I asked the woman why she was upside down and not wearing underwear, and she told me she was going on Jerry Springer to show off her "pussy tricks"
I do pussy tricks (puss, puss,
pussy tricks) like stuff you've never seen
Pussy tricks (puss, puss, pussy tricks) and I'm gonna be in TV
And I'll blow smoke rings from a big cigar, just like Monica did
Fair dinkum fuckin' amazin' pussy tricks' ...
The woman boasts about her amazing "pussy tricks" and plans to blow smoke rings on TV, like Monica Lewinsky did
Then she told me what her name was, and I told her mine
And she apologised for standin' with her legs
in the air but she was waitin' for her hair to dry
We introduced ourselves, and she apologized for standing upside down with her legs in the air, saying she was waiting for her hair to dry
Then she asked would I mind if she practiced
Would I fuckin' mind?
So I shut the door, bolted the latch,
pulled up a chair and said, "Oh alright"
She asked if she could practice her "pussy tricks" on me, and I eagerly agreed
Then she stood on her head and she said:
"Hey Kev, watch this one, what do you think?"
And I near pole-volted out'a me chair,
that pussy started winkin', like this
That pussy started winkin'
She performed one of her "pussy tricks" for me - winking while upside down - and I was amazed
And she done pussy tricks (puss, puss,
pussy tricks) like stuff I've never seen
Pussy tricks (puss, puss, pussy tricks) pussy winkin' back at me
Then she blew smoke rings from a big cigar, just like Monica did
Fair dinkum fuckin' amazin' pussy tricks ...
She continued to show off her impressive "pussy tricks" - including blowing smoke rings - and I was blown away
Then she asked me to move in closer and she said:
"Hey Kev, watch this"
And I swear as true as I'm standin' here,
that pussy puckered up and blew me a kiss
She asked me to move closer and blew me a kiss using her "pussy tricks"
And what happened next you wouldn't
believe, and I swear on a stack'a bibles
She grabbed me head between her legs, and
that fuckin' pussy was smilin', like this
She surprised me by grabbing my head between her legs while still performing her "pussy tricks"
Then she begged me to stick a couple'a fingers in
Couple'a fingers fuckin' hell!
My mates aren't gonna believe me,
that cunt could whistle as well, fuckin' hell
That cunt could whistle as well!
She asked me to put my fingers inside her and I was shocked when she started whistling
And she done pussy tricks (puss, puss,
pussy tricks) first it winked at me like this
Pussy tricks (puss, puss, pussy tricks) puckered up and blew me a kiss
Then she combed her hair like Elvis,
and she twitched her upper lip like this
Fair dinkum fuckin' amazin' pussy tricks
She performed more impressive "pussy tricks" such as winking and blowing me a kiss, as well as combing her hair like Elvis
Writer(s): kevin bloody wilson
Contributed by Julian J. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
BAZ
on Fair And Just (With Col Elliot)
Not sure about the line Start too much. Pretty sure its supposed to be, The Yanks Starsky and Hutch
G'day from the USA.
on Dicktaphone
I love this song! Another song that interests me is "The Queue To the Cemetery". Are there any lyrics to that song?