She's the Sorta Sheila
Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics


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Verse 1:
A
Well there ain’t many sheilas where I come from
E
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
‘N’ they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
‘N’ if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
You’d shave its arse ‘n’ teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldn’t teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So she’s the sorta sheila for me.
Chorus: (play this after each verse)
E A
Yeah, she’s the sorta sheila for me
E
She’s the sorta sheila for me
She ain’t no fuckin’ oil paintin’ but
A
She’s the sorta sheila for me.
Extra verses:
Verse 2:
Well there’s no politically correct word for fuckin’
fat
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
She’s Elli McPherson when I’m upin ‘er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn’t bother tryin’ to fuck ‘er
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 3:
She’s got B.O. and she’s got bad breath
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and she’s always fartin’
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate I’m fuckin’ laughin’
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 4:
Yeah, she ain’t to pretty and she ain’t to bright
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
She’s got the uglies and she’s got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root ‘er
So she’s the sorta sheila for me.
play chorus twice
End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is she’s deaf ‘n’ dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So I’m not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
She’s the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She’s the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She’s the sorta sheila for me.




E A E A
She’s the sorta sheila for me.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Kevin Bloody Wilson's song "She's the Sorta Sheila for Me" tell the story of a man's love for a woman who is not conventionally attractive and has some rather unpleasant habits. In the first verse, the man acknowledges that others might find his partner unappealing, but to him, she's perfect. He likens her to a dog, saying that if he had a dog that looked like her, he'd have to shave its arse and teach it to walk backward. However, he points out that no animal could match her sexual prowess, and therefore she's the perfect woman for him.


The subsequent verses continue in the same vein, with the man describing his partner's physical flaws and habits but always adding that she's "the sorta sheila for me." He explains that he doesn't care that she's overweight or that he has to follow a map to find his way around her body. He even goes as far as saying that, with enough alcohol, she turns into a supermodel. The final verse reveals that she's deaf and dumb and that her late father left her a pub, making her a catch in the man's eyes.


Overall, the song is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to those who don't fit into society's narrow definition of beauty but still have something to offer. It's a celebration of love that transcends physical appearance and baseless societal norms.


Line by Line Meaning

Well there ain’t many sheilas where I come from
There is not a lot of women where I live.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
She is the woman I like despite what others might say.


‘N’ they recon I got the ugliest one
People think that the woman I like is not good looking.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


‘N’ if ya had a dog that looked like that
If you had a dog that looks like her.


You’d shave its arse ‘n’ teach it to walk backwards
You would make the dog look better, but it wouldn't change how it acts.


But you couldn’t teach an animal to fuck like that
But you cannot teach someone how to have sex like she does.


So she’s the sorta sheila for me.
So she is still the woman for me.


Yeah, she’s the sorta sheila for me
She is still the woman for me.


She ain’t no fuckin’ oil paintin’ but
She is not the most beautiful woman.


She’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


Well there’s no politically correct word for fuckin’ fat
There is no polite way of saying someone is fat.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her anyway.


Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
If someone wants to have sex with her, they need to navigate her body.


But providing I can get drunk enough
As long as I am drunk enough.


She’s Elli McPherson when I’m upin ‘er
She is like a supermodel when I sleep with her.


And even Wayne Kerry wouldn’t bother tryin’ to fuck ‘er
Even someone desperate or unsophisticated would not be interested in her.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


She’s got B.O. and she’s got bad breath
She smells bad.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her anyway.


She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
She is not very attractive.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


She picks her nose and she’s always fartin’
She has some disgusting habits.


Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
Her body is not firm or shapely.


But I tell ya what mate I’m fuckin’ laughin’
But I still find her funny and enjoyable.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


Yeah, she ain’t to pretty and she ain’t to bright
She is not very pretty, and she is not very intelligent.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
She has some bad habits.


But she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


She’s got the uglies and she’s got the stupids
She is not attractive or intelligent.


Mate two short planks look like a computer
She is not very smart.


And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root ‘er
I need to drink to find the courage to have sex with her.


So she’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


Yeah you know the best bit is she’s deaf ‘n’ dumb
The best part is that she cannot hear or talk.


And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
Her previous partner died and left her a bar.


So I’m not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
I am not as foolish as you think.


She’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


She’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


She’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.


She’s the sorta sheila for me.
But I still like her.




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