Stool Pigeon
Kid Creole & The Coconuts Lyrics


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There's a gentleman that's going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He's an old ex-con that's been away
Now he's back, no one's safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
And the maximum security
Even after plastic surgery
So go on and squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while

There's a gentleman that's going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He's an old ex-con that's been away
Now he's back, no one's safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

After all the talk then they wired him
And he took a walk with his crooked friends
And they joked about the good old days
And he recorded it on a reel of tape
He caught the mug who did in the forgery
And the babe in charge of larceny
So the FBI they rewarded him
Because they like a guy who will stab a friend

There's a gentleman that's going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He's an old ex-con that's been away
Now he's back, no one's safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

There's a gentleman that's going round ....

If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
He got a spanking new identity
And a condo down in Miami
He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry
But he couldn't buy any company





There's a gentleman that's going round ....
There's a gentleman that's going round ....

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Kid Creole & The Coconuts' "Stool Pigeon" describe the story of an "old ex-con" who returns to his former criminal world as a "stool pigeon" for the FBI, offering information about his former associates in exchange for rewards. The first verse describes the stool pigeon's arrival and influence in his former criminal environment. The second verse describes the process of him becoming a stool pigeon and how he trades his testimony for a comfortable new life. The final verse describes the rewards he received for his testimony and how he became wealthy, but still couldn't buy any genuine relationships or loyalty.


"Stool Pigeon" is a nostalgic song that reflects the criminal underworld of the 1950s and 1960s, combined with a playful upbeat sound. The lyrics take a satirical look at the stool pigeon's life and his dealings with the FBI. The phrase "stool pigeon" refers to a person who informs on others to the police or authorities in order to gain rewards.


Line by Line Meaning

There's a gentleman that's going round
An unidentified man is wandering around


Turning the joint upside down
Causing chaos and disarray wherever he goes


Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
Referring to the man as a stool pigeon, or informant


He's an old ex-con that's been away
He is a former prisoner who had been incarcerated for some time


Now he's back, no one's safe
With his return, everyone is in danger


If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
If you want to become an informant, the FBI has a proposition for you


We can make a deal, make it worth your while
The FBI can give you compensation for your cooperation


So he told it all and in return
He gave up all the information he had and, in exchange


He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
He received a credit card and a Thunderbird car


And the maximum security
He received the highest level of security


Even after plastic surgery
The security included a new appearance through plastic surgery


He caught the mug who did in the forgery
He reported the person responsible for forging something illegal


And the babe in charge of larceny
He reported the woman in charge of theft


So the FBI they rewarded him
The FBI gave him a reward for his efforts


Because they like a guy who will stab a friend
The FBI respects someone who will turn on their one-time friends


After all the talk then they wired him
After all the discussion, they wired him meaning they recorded his conversations


And he took a walk with his crooked friends
He spent time with his associates who were involved in criminal activity


And they joked about the good old days
They reminisced the old days when they committed crimes together and joked about them


And he recorded it on a reel of tape
Unknown to his buddies, he recorded their conversations which was taped


He got a spanking new identity
He got a completely new identity


And a condo down in Miami
He purchased a luxurious apartment in Miami


He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry
He bought an airplane, a boat, and expensive jewelry


But he couldn't buy any company
However, he couldn't buy true companionship or loyalty


There's a gentleman that's going round ....
Repeating the first stanza about the wandering, shady man




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@tomburroughes9834

I miss the 80s, and suspect I am not the only one.

@johnportwood5711

I miss the 60's!

@georgebamforth7372

@John Portwood And the 70's!

@peterzichau6994

I miss everything but these stupid times we're in now.

@homoerectussemenallyretent8889

Just found out I couldn't remember the lyrics.

@donaldvandansik5888

If missing is your thing. IMHO.it CONCERNS John Peel on Big London 266 continued on RADIO 648. After BBC WORLD SERVICE Scooped up the real Pirate talent

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@stuartvorster4911

Real Music. When you wrote your own. When you knew you were different. When you didn't have to conform to statistics & marketing BS.
Thank the gods for music prior to the year 2000.....!

@gunterschulz9724

War 1982 dabei in Essen beim Rockpalast, funktastisch und nach all den Jahren immer noch nicht angestaubt. Toller ๐Ÿ˜€

@angiedefreitas5060

They never got the fame they truly deserved.

@angiedefreitas5060

@Java Monsoon I was the only one in my circle of friends/acquaintances that new about them. This was Toronto mid to late 80's.

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