Hillbilly Stomp
Kid Rock Lyrics

I'm drunk again, excuse the hiccup
I am intoxicated once again, please forgive my hiccups

The redneck originator, rollin' in my pick up
I am the creator of redneck culture and I am driving my pickup truck

Truck jacked up with the four gold shocks
My truck is elevated and it has four gold shock absorbers

And where I come from mud flaps come stock
In my hometown, vehicles are sold with mud flaps already installed

People Kid Rock it up and down the block
People play my music loudly up and down the street

And the hens all flock to the coup with the cock
Women are attracted to the confident man in charge

You want to rock with me baby, row it down to the swamp
If you want to party with me, come down to the swamp

Dock your boat, we'll do the hillbilly stomp
Park your boat and let's dance the hillbilly stomp

I like stuckies, truckers and big mesh hats
I enjoy convenience stores, truck drivers and large hats made of mesh

I like large round women in laundromats
I find beauty in curvy women at the laundromat

I like to wander jack like a backwards thug
I enjoy aimlessly roaming around like a rebellious criminal

And watch the moonshine through the bottom of a jug
I drink moonshine from the bottom of a jug while observing the world

Hugging and kissing with my vision all blurry
I am embracing and kissing someone with impaired vision

Sifting through this world of worry
Navigating through this troubled world

Hurry up with love, please, God bless
Please hurry and bring me love, God bless

I don't do drugs anymore or any less
I have stopped using drugs, no more or less than that

I didn't start this mess on this planet
I am not responsible for the chaos on earth

Stop looking at me like a bandit
Please stop accusing or judging me unfairly

I've been chilling down at the swamp
I have been relaxing and hanging out at the swamp

With the folks that want to do the hillbilly stomp
I am with people who also want to dance the hillbilly stomp

Now people want to know how to do this dance
There is now interest in learning this type of dance

Life your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Lift your legs as if you have wet your pants

Plant your hands on the top of your butt
Place your hands on your buttocks

And stomp around the woods like you're all fucked up
Stomp around in the forest like you are intoxicated

Circle up the trucks, fire up the brush
Gather the trucks and ignite the brush to create ambiance

Untuck your shirt, we're gonna kick some dust
Relax and loosen your clothing, we are going to party

Don't two plus two it or three plus three it
Don't overthink it, just enjoy the moment

Four by four and to a place that's scenic
Traverse by a four-wheel drive vehicle to a picturesque location

Heat it up like some hot ham hocks cooking
Increase the heat and create a smoky environment

And hop to the spot where the cops ain't looking
Go to a location where law enforcement is not present

Bring your whole flock, go on down to the swamp
Invite your entire group to come to the swamp

And we can rock all night doing the hillbilly stomp
We can dance and party all night long doing the hillbilly stomp