Krack Rocks
Kid Rock Lyrics

Who are you, who are you
Kid Rock questions the identity of the listener and demands to know their name.

Well I'm the punk with the pump in the back of my pack
Kid Rock identifies himself as a punk with a pump in his backpack.

How you step rock
Kid Rock asks the listener how they are doing.

I step in stride
Kid Rock walks confidently and with purpose.

I step across stage with my nuts in my hand
Kid Rock is a confident performer who holds nothing back.

The punks want to front cause I got my own band
Kid Rock's success as a musician causes jealousy and competition from other punks.

Goddamn I'm the man with the helly buzz
Kid Rock is confident in his abilities and his drunken state.

And my shit don't stink, like eli's does
Kid Rock's ego is so large that he believes his feces do not have an odor, unlike Eli's.

I'm a pleasure girls man from what I heard
Kid Rock is rumored to be a ladies' man.

Nah man, I kicked that bitch to the curb
Kid Rock has ended a relationship with a woman he no longer desires.

I don't really need to be tied down
Kid Rock values his freedom and independence.

I'm a ramblin man, and I'm platinum bound
Kid Rock is always on the move, but his success will take him to even greater heights.

Me too, rolled my crew, I'm not too new
Kid Rock has a group of friends who share similar experiences and interests.

.16 is what I blew
Kid Rock has a blood alcohol content of .16, which is above the legal driving limit.

I bet that set you straight, that illegal action
Kid Rock knows that drunk driving is illegal and is aware of the consequences.

Fuck that, I still roll with a 40 in my lap
Kid Rock continues to drink and carry alcohol in his car despite the risks.

Back in 2nd grade, I carried a lunch box
Kid Rock reflects on his childhood, specifically carrying a lunch box in second grade.

Turned 21 started smokin crack pots
On his 21st birthday, Kid Rock began smoking crack cocaine.

Snortin that D by the dime
Kid Rock snorts drugs, specifically a form of cocaine known as 'D' or 'dime'.

Wish I could slow down, I'm ahead of my time
Kid Rock is living fast and wishes he could slow down, but he feels like he is ahead of his time.

I'm the Krack, I'm the Krack
Kid Rock is addicted to crack cocaine.

Krack, Krack, Krack
Kid Rock repeats the word crack, emphasizing his addiction.

I'm the Krack bitch, my last dimes what I'm bettin
Kid Rock is willing to bet his last bit of money on his addiction to crack cocaine.

I'm up in the casino with a flash like stetson
Kid Rock is in a casino and is flashing his money around like a cowboy hat.

Girls all stare, they gauck, they sneer
Women look at Kid Rock with envy and judgment.

So I grab me a bitch and I slapped her in the rear
Kid Rock shows his misogyny by slapping a woman on her rear end.

My livingroom is the place I'm hangin out
Kid Rock spends his time in his living room.

Uptight pussy's is the shit I'm bangin out
Kid Rock has casual sex with women he considers too uptight or difficult to be in a relationship with.

I'm sick of livin in these perplex times
Kid Rock is tired of the confusion and uncertainty in his life.

That's why I kick these motherfuckin sex rhymes
Kid Rock copes with his problems by writing explicit sexual lyrics.

I'm headin down south
Kid Rock is traveling south.

I'm headin down south
Kid Rock is traveling south.

I'm headin down, headin down
Kid Rock repeats that he is traveling south.

Hip hip hip hip diggin exactly where you go
Kid Rock urges the listener to keep dancing and enjoying the music.

I'm headin down south on a dusty path
Kid Rock is traveling south on a dirt road.

I got a cool ass buzz and an empty flask
Kid Rock is drunk and has an empty flask.

Ass on the wagon and they think I'm all soft
People underestimate Kid Rock's toughness and resilience.

But I don't givea fuck, I'm trippin my balls off
Kid Rock doesn't care about others' opinions and is having a wild, drug-fueled trip.

Up in the crack house tunin them rocks off
Kid Rock is getting high in a crack house and preparing drugs.

Hoe's come around an we be knockin the box top
Women are present and Kid Rock is having sex with them.

Knocked out, knocked up and all that shit
Kid Rock is having sex recklessly and without protection, risking pregnancy or disease.

Hot wax, sweaty spot, lickin spit from your clit
Kid Rock describes explicit, sexual acts.

Everything that gets old
Kid Rock believes that everything eventually loses value.

It get's over rated
The things that become too popular or mainstream are overrated in Kid Rock's view.

Old to me, just means out dated
Kid Rock prefers new and fresh things over old and outdated ones.

I'm the Kid Rock, fuck all that 60's shit
Kid Rock rejects the peace and love era of the 1960s.

Take Woodstock and shove it up your momma's clit
Kid Rock is insulting the Woodstock festival and the hippie movement.

Oh shit, and there it is
Kid Rock has made a bold statement.

I get a lot of pussy cause I'm in show biz
Kid Rock is popular with women because of his success as a musician.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Kid Rock is setting the scene for a story or joke.

I wished for a kiss and your mom popped out.
Kid Rock's joke involves a sexual encounter with the listener's mother.

Put her hands on her flop and started eyein me
Kid Rock's vulgar joke continues with inappropriate imagery.

So I smacked the ole bitch with my flyin D
Kid Rock's joke ends with physically assaulting the listener's mother.

That's when I said "man I gotta get a grip"
Kid Rock acknowledges the inappropriateness of his joke and realizes he needs to control himself.

Looked at the TV realized I was trippin
Kid Rock is high and having hallucinations while watching television.

It ain't no party like a Detroit party
Kid Rock believes that parties in Detroit are the best.

'Cause a Detroit party don't stop
Parties in Detroit go on as long as possible and don't end until everyone is exhausted.

I said It ain't no party like a Detroit party
Kid Rock repeats his earlier statement and emphasizes his love for Detroit parties.

'Cause a Detroit party don't stop
Kid Rock repeats his earlier statement about parties in Detroit going on as long as possible.