Lowlife
Kid Rock Lyrics

I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track
I'm into classic rock, and I have an old eight-track tape of Ted Nugent's music.

My best friend's in a gun rack
I live in a rural area, and my friend keeps his guns in a gun rack in his truck.

I'm a lowlife
I'm a person who lacks moral standards and principles, and I'm not very successful in life.

I owe everybody money
I'm heavily in debt and owe a lot of people money.

I think racist jokes are funny
I have a warped sense of humor and find jokes that are offensive to others amusing.

I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I have a vulgar and crude way of thinking, and I often use vulgar and profane language.

I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out
I'm making time to go out and do things, despite my other responsibilities and obligations.

With your wife
I'm going out with someone who is married to someone else, which is morally wrong.

'Cause I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife, and that's why I engage in immoral and unethical behavior.

I got kids I never seen
I have children that I've never met or don't take responsibility for.

And their momma's seventeen
The mother of my children is very young and inexperienced in life.

I take strippers out to breakfast
I go to strip clubs, and I also take the strippers out to eat afterward.

You can add that to my checklist
I'm proud of my immoral behavior and consider it part of my lifestyle and identity.

Ahh, the landlord called the rent is due
I'm late on my rent payments, and my landlord has called to remind me of it.

I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo
I spent all of my money on a tattoo of the band 'Kiss,' despite not being able to afford it.

I Rock n Roll all night
I'm a fan of rock music and enjoy staying up late listening to it.

I'm watchin' porno on the TV
I'm watching pornography on the television, which is vulgar and inappropriate.

Wonderin' why she'd ever leave me
I'm wondering why my romantic partner has left me, despite my immoral behavior.

The object of my affection
The person I'm attracted to or interested in.

Asked the police for protection
The person I'm interested in has asked the police for protection against me or someone else.

The romance is gone, I'm doin' fine
My romantic relationship has ended, but I'm not bothered by it and am doing okay without it.

Me and your mom had a real good time
I'm bragging about sleeping with someone's mother, despite it being disrespectful and inappropriate.

Just last night
This happened recently and is something I'm proud of or find amusing.

I make black music for the white man
I'm a musician who makes music that is often associated with Black culture, but my main audience is White people.

Keep cocaine upon my nightstand
I keep cocaine on my bedside table for easy access and frequent use.

Ain't never hung out in the Catskills
I've never spent time in the Catskill Mountains, which is a reference to a popular vacation destination.

But I've been to jail in Nashville
I've been arrested and spent time in a Nashville jail for a crime or offense.

Livin' the highlife
Despite being a lowlife, I view my immoral and unethical behavior as living a lavish or exciting lifestyle.