Sugar
Kid Rock Lyrics

Hard to remember if anything was real
It's difficult to distinguish between what was genuine and what wasn't.

Cold like December and I don't like how that feels
The situation is uncomfortable and unwelcoming.

I been livin' a long time
He's been alive for a significant period of time.

I been givin' a long time too
He has been dedicating himself to things for a long time.

And I can't believe I wasted so much time on you
He's astonished that he spent so much time on someone or something that wasn't worth it.

But time has brought me back around
With time, he has returned to where he started.

Back around to me
He's rediscovered himself.

And I feel so free
Freedom is refreshing and empowering.

Now who's gonna give me some sugar tonight
He's looking for someone to lovingly attend to him.

Sugar tonight
He's seeking affection and intimacy.

Bad like Brutus
He's menacing or dangerous, like the ancient Roman assassin Brutus.

Hit like Joe Louis
He punches hard, just like the legendary boxer Joe Louis.

I gots lots of cash
He has an abundance of money.

But I'm not Jewish
He's not Jewish.

I'm not no nudist
He's not a nudist.

I'm fully clothed
He's dressed appropriately.

And I f*** hot p**** until it's cold
He enjoys sex.

Got rhymes of gold
He has fantastic lyrics.

Got a voice of platinum
He has an amazing voice.

I'm not Dwayne Wayne
He's not the fictional character Dwayne Wayne from the TV show A Different World.

But that's what's happening
That's what's going on.

I'm back in black and if ya have to ask
He's returned to his former dark self.

You can kiss my Anglo-Saxon ass
He's telling someone to kiss his butt.

Hot like a toti
He's attractive, like the South African slang term "toti."

Smooth like Mondovi
He's slick, like the town of Mondovi, Italy.

Around the way they call me Bathroom Bobby
He has a nickname of Bathroom Bobby.

Sugar is my hobby and my greatest joy
He enjoys indulging in intimacy and affection.

And that's why they call me "cowboy"
That's why he's nicknamed Cowboy.

No Jive I come alive like Frampton
He's lively and energetic, like Peter Frampton, the English rock musician.

I'm bigger than Seinfeld's house in the Hamptons
He's larger than life.

Cramp my style, go ahead and give it your best
He's challenging those who try to mess with his groove.

But I ain't met a mutha f***a who can do that yet
No one has been able to succeed in ruining his vibe so far.

They call me Shotgun Bobby, rock the young hotties
He has another nickname of Shotgun Bobby.

Jock the John Gottis, sock the paparazzi
He's physically fighting off the paparazzi, like the way that John Gotti, the infamous mobster, inspired loyalty.

Real life Fonzie, I roll like Yahtzee
He's similar to the character Fonzie from Happy Days, and he does well in a game of Yahtzee.

I like stars and bars but I ain't no Nazi
He enjoys the American flag, but he's not a fascist or racist.

So f*** you, f*** u in the nose
He's telling someone off by insulting them and even resorting to violence.

F*** you and your flows, f*** you and your hoes
He's insulting someone's art and possibly also their sexual partners.

F*** u and your mother if u can't understand it
He's being extremely rude and vulgar towards someone who doesn't "get it."

I'm the illest mutha f***er on the God damn planet
He considers himself to be the best person on earth.

Huh
The song ends abruptly with an exclamation that is open to interpretation.