Cowboy Intro
Kid Rock & The Twisted Brown Trucker Band Lyrics

Well I'm a' packin up my game and I'm a head out west
I'm leaving behind my old way of life and heading to the western United States

Where real women come equipped wit' scripts and fake breasts
The women in the west are known for having plastic surgery and being involved in the entertainment industry

Find a nest in the hills chill like flynt
I want to find a comfortable place to live in the mountains and relax

Buy an old drop-top find a spot to pimp
I want to find an old car to fix up and customize for cruising around in style

Then I'm a' Kid Rock it up and down ya' block
I'm going to make a big entrance wherever I go, with my music blaring and my swagger on full display

With a bottle of scotch and watch lots a crotch
I want to drink and enjoy myself while checking out attractive women

Buy a yacht with a flag that say's "Chillin' the most"
I want to own a luxurious yacht with a flag that reflects my laid-back attitude

Then rock that b**** up and down the coast
I'm going to take my yacht all along the West Coast

Give a toast to the sun
I want to celebrate the good things in life, like the beautiful weather in California

Drink with the stars
I want to party with famous people in Hollywood

Get thrown in the mix
I want to be part of the action and excitement of the West Coast lifestyle

And get tossed outta bars
I'm willing to push the limits and get kicked out of bars for having too much fun

Sift to Tiajuana
I want to explore the city of Tijuana, Mexico

I want to rome
I want to wander around and see what I can find

Find motown telephones and come back home
I want to find interesting things and new experiences in different places, but eventually return to my roots in Detroit

Start an escort service for all the right reasons
I want to start a business that provides companionship and pleasure for people in a professional and ethical way

And set up shop at the top of four seasons
I want to establish my business at a high-end hotel chain in Beverly Hills to attract wealthy clients

Kid Rock and I'm the Real Mccoy
I'm Kid Rock, the genuine article, not an imitation or wannabe

And I'm headed out west sucker 'cause I want to be a
I'm going to the West Coast because I want to live the exciting life of a cowboy

With the top let down and the sunshine shinin'
I want to drive around in a convertible with the sun shining down on me

West Coast Chillin' while the boone's whinen
I want to relax and enjoy the West Coast lifestyle while drinking Boone's Farm wine

Ride At night cause I sleep all day!
I'm a night owl and prefer to be active at night rather than during the day

Cowboy!Baby/I can smell a pig from a mile away
I want to be a cowboy and live a simple life, but I can also detect when someone is dishonest or corrupt

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin when my train rolls in
I'm confident that everyone will notice me and pay attention when I arrive

It goes"hooy-hooy-hooy" Like dust in the wind
My train whistle makes a distinct sound, like the wind blowing dust around

Stoned pimp, stoned brew, stoned out of my mind
I like to indulge in drugs and alcohol, and enjoy the carefree feeling it gives me

I once was lost but now I'm just blind
I used to be unsure of my path in life, but now I'm too focused on my own ego and desires to see anything else

Palm trees and weed
I want to enjoy the laid-back California lifestyle and indulge in recreational marijuana use

Scabbed knees and rice
I'm willing to get injured and have setbacks in life, but I'm also able to survive on very little

Get a map to the stars
I want to find the homes and locations of famous people in Los Angeles

Find heidi flice
I want to hook up with the model Heidi Klum

And if the price is right
I'm willing to pay whatever it takes to get what I want

Then I'm gonna make my bid
I will make a competitive offer to get what I want

And let Californi-A
I'm going to make a big impression on the state of California

Know why they call me
I want to show off my cowboy persona and make sure everyone knows who I am

Kid Rock You can call me Tex
I want people to know that I have the attitude and style of a Texan cowboy

Rollin' sunset women with a bootle of becks
I want to be with beautiful women and drink beer while watching the sunset

See a slimy in a vette Roll down my gla**
I'm not impressed by someone who drives a Corvette, and will let them know it by rolling down my window and insulting them

And said "Yeah this dick fits right in yo a**"
I'm not afraid to be vulgar and assert my dominance over others

No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
I'm not joking - I'm a true cowboy, complete with guns and spurs

Call me hoss,I'm the boss,with the sauce,and the horse
I see myself as the top cowboy, with the confidence and swagger to back it up

No remorse for the sheriff and his eye ain't right
I don't care about law enforcement or authority figures, and I think they're all crooked

I'm a paint his town red Then I'm a' paint his wife white
I'm going to cause a lot of chaos and destruction, taking out my anger on everyone around me - including innocent people

'Cause chaos Rock like Amedeus
I thrive on chaos and enjoy causing destruction, like the title character in the movie Amadeus

Got west coast p**** for my Detroit playas
I have access to attractive women on the West Coast that my friends back in Detroit would be envious of

Mack like mayors ball like lakers
I have the smooth talk and style of a politician, but I also have the athleticism and confidence of a basketball player

They told us to leave but bet they couldn't make us
People have tried to kick me out of places before, but I'm too tough and persistent to give up that easily

Why they want to pick on me
I don't understand why people are always targeting me and treating me unfairly

Lock me up and throw away my key
People want to punish me and get me out of their community because of my disruptive behavior

I ain't no cheat I'm just a regular failure
Despite my bragging and bravado, I'm really just like everyone else - a flawed human being who makes mistakes

I'm not straight out a' compton I'm straight out the trailer
I may not have grown up in the inner city like some rappers, but I still have the same street smarts and swagger as if I did

Cuss like a sailor Drink like a mick
I have a rough around the edges personality and I like to drink alcohol excessively

My only words of wisdom are just suck my dick
I don't have much respect for others, and prefer to assert my dominance and sexual prowess whenever possible

I'm takin' my pick
I'm going to choose the best options for myself and make sure I come out on top

Up and down that and keep on truckin'
I'm going to keep moving forward and pushing ahead, no matter what obstacles come my way

Till' I fall in the ocean
I won't stop until I've made a big splash and achieved everything I've set out to do