JoJo's Chillin
Killer Mike Lyrics

My man JoJo got a caught on fed photo
JoJo got caught in a federal photograph

So he gotta get out of Atlanta hit SoHo
JoJo needs to leave Atlanta and go to SoHo

Baby mama say he been selfish, he like "so ho?"
JoJo's baby mama calls him selfish and he responds by questioning why

Then he picked up the cell phone called his old ho
He calls his previous lover on his cell phone

She took him to the airport, hit him with some bread
The old ho takes JoJo to the airport and gives him some money

Parked in the deck, then hit him with some head
She then performs oral sex on him in the parking deck

Hit the counter with the fake ID and the ticket
Jojo uses a fake ID and ticket at the counter

The old man little suspicious but he hit him with a fifty
The old man is suspicious but Jojo bribes him with $50

Hit him with a hundred, hit him with the "Shh"
After bribing the old man with $100, JoJo tells him to keep quiet

The old man stamped the ticket and he went like "Shh"
The old man stamps the ticket and stays quiet, as he was told to do

Then he hit him with the smile, and he hit him with the wink
Jojo smiles and winks at the old man

And JoJo hit the bathroom, JoJo hit the sink
JoJo goes to the bathroom and washes his face

Cold water, had to splash on the face
JoJo splashes cold water on his face

His iPod pumping Snoop "Murder was the Case"
JoJo listens to Snoop's "Murder was the Case" on his iPod

Oh shit, looked to his left, Ghostface
JoJo is surprised to see Ghostface standing next to him

"Peace God, Peace God, where's Shallah Rae?"
Ghostface greets JoJo and asks about Shallah Rae's whereabouts

"Think he had show down in M.I.A today"
Ghostface thinks that Shallah Rae had a show in Miami today

Ghost told him "nice Wallies" then went out on his way
After complimenting JoJo's shoes, Ghostface leaves

Now it's back to reality, reality say:
The song transitions to reality

Still gotta make it to that side of the gate
Jojo needs to make it to the other side of the gate

He moves out the bathroom quickly with haste
JoJo quickly leaves the bathroom

And it's a long line, it's a while before the gates
There is a long line and a wait before the gates

And it's an old lady giving Jo the evil eye
An old lady is giving JoJo a dirty look

Mad cause she see him cutting spaces in line
She's angry because she saw JoJo cutting the line

JoJo's chillin'
JoJo is relaxed and unbothered

Back in line JoJo spot Ivy
Jojo spots Ivy while waiting in line

Girl from the hood that he knew from NYC
Jojo sees a girl from his hometown of NYC

TSA agent so she cleared him on the ID
Ivy clears Jojo to pass through security

Before he go through X-ray he taking off his shades
Jojo takes off his sunglasses before going through X-ray

Taking off his jacket, arm out the sleeve
He takes off his jacket, sliding his arm out of a sleeve

Reached in his pocket, oh shit got weed
Jojo realizes he has weed in his pocket

He done made it this far, whats Jo to do?
Jojo debates what to do now that he's come this far with the weed

So he stuffed it in his pocket
He decides to hide the weed in his pocket

And he walked right through (He walked right through?)
Jojo successfully passes through X-ray

He walked right through
Jojo successfully passes through security

Then the TSA agent say "She pointing at you"
A TSA agent accuses Jojo of wrongdoing

The old lady that had seen Jo cut line
The old lady who saw Jojo cut the line points him out

Went to a officer and tried to drop dime
She tries to report JoJo to an officer

But Ivy wasn't having that, stepped to the copper
Ivy stands up for Jojo and confronts the officer

Told him that the old lady's ID wasn't proper
Ivy tells the officer that the old lady's ID is invalid

Now the old lady getting treated like a terrorist
The old lady is now being treated like a terrorist

Cop got his hand where her grey pubic hair it is
The cop's hand is near the old lady's genital area

After this though she gonna have to see a therapist
The old lady will need therapy after this incident

JoJo found the situation hilarious
JoJo finds the situation funny

Threw the old lady's deuces, heading to the train
Jojo says goodbye to the old lady and heads to the train

Concourse A, headed to his plane
Jojo goes to concourse A to board his plane

Arrived on time, they called the first class
Jojo's flight arrives on time and first class is called

Upgraded ticket took a little more cash
Jojo pays more money to upgrade his ticket

Jo's relieved, hes almost free
Jojo is relieved because he's almost free of this situation

Can't wait to land in the NYC
Jojo is excited to land in New York City

JoJo's chillin'
Jojo is relaxed and unbothered

Seat belts on, seat back up
Jojo fastens his seatbelt and puts his seat back up

Triple shot of Seagram's in JoJo's cup
Jojo drinks a triple shot of Seagram's from his cup

A little too much he felt the stewardess up
Jojo touches the stewardess inappropriately because he has had too much to drink

She said "Stop, sir!", he looks like "What?"
The stewardess tells Jojo to stop, but he acts clueless

Gave a big tip then he headed to the bathroom
Jojo gives the stewardess a large tip before going to the bathroom

When he got there told her "Hey, it has room"
After going to the bathroom, Jojo tells the stewardess that there is space in there

Turned the bathroom into a smashroom
Jojo turns the bathroom into a place to have sex

She was hitting lines he was hitting from behind
While having sex, Jojo also snorts cocaine

Look up in the mirror saw Ghost another time
Jojo sees Ghostface in the mirror again

"Peace god, pardon god, I ain't see ya Wis'
Ghostface greets Jojo again and apologizes for missing him earlier

Lean toward the mirror cause I gotta talk biz
Ghostface leans towards the mirror to have a private conversation with Jojo

Ghostface told him only 20 to LaGuardia
Ghostface tells Jojo that the cost to travel to LaGuardia is only 20 dollars

When you get there a car take you to Astoria
Once Jojo arrives, a car will take him to Astoria

You don't want the alphabet boys on call
Jojo should avoid drawing attention from law enforcement agencies

So tell the stewardess to make a wheelchair call
Jojo tells the stewardess to make a wheelchair call to help him avoid law enforcement

Wheelchair came, deboard plane
A wheelchair arrives and Jojo gets off the plane

Jojo couple old folks and they canes
Jojo assists a few elderly passengers on the plane

Exiting the door he seen a dog walking slow
As Jojo exits, he sees a slow walking dog

Couldn't dump the weed, nowhere to go
Jojo can't get rid of the weed because he has nowhere to put it

Turns out the dog sniffed out that blow
The dog sniffs out Jojo's weed

Good thing the stewardess a cokehead ho
Luckily, the stewardess is also a cocaine user

Cause they bumrushed the bitch
They ambush and overpower the stewardess

And threw her ass to the flo'
They throw her to the floor

Jo told the wheelchair boy "Let's go!"
Jojo tells the wheelchair operator to hurry up and leave

And Jo got away that's how the story go
Jojo escapes, and that's how the story ends

JoJo's chillin'
Jojo is relaxed and unbothered