Dial-A-Teen
Killer Pussy Lyrics


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Need some help around the house?
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Rake the leaves or catch a mouse
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Walk the dog or wash the clothes
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Wax the floor with Mop & Glo
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)

If you have odd jobs to do
Dial-a-Teen is just for you
They've got a lot of girls and boys
To bring you kinky little joys
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you, oh!

Mow the lawn or wash the car
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Bake a cake or tend the bar
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
After all the work is done
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Comes the time for havin' fun
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)

If you have odd jobs to do
Dial-a-Teen is just for you
They've got a lot of girls and boys
To bring you kinky little joys
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you, ow!

Take your Dial-a-Teen to bed
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Fiddlin', diddlin', givin' head
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
All tied up in bondage gear
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Gettin' stoned and drinkin' beer
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)

If you have odd jobs to do
Dial-a-Teen is just for you
They've got a lot of girls and boys
To bring you kinky little joys
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you

Overall Meaning

The song "Dial-A-Teen" by Killer Pussy is a satirical take on a telephonic service that provides teenagers to perform odd jobs around the house. The first stanza mentions various activities like raking leaves, catching a mouse, walking the dog, and waxing the floor, which can be taken care of by Dial-A-Teen's boys and girls. The second stanza is more explicit and suggests that the teenagers can be hired for sexual activities in addition to the odd jobs mentioned earlier.


The final stanza describes activities like bondage, drugs, and alcohol, indicating that Dial-A-Teen is not just a service that provides workers for household chores, but also for more adult activities. The song is playful and tongue-in-cheek, but at the same time, it is a commentary on the sexualization of young people in American society.


Line by Line Meaning

Need some help around the house?
Do you require assistance with household chores or tasks?


Rake the leaves or catch a mouse
Dial-a-Teen can help you with outdoor tasks such as leaf-raking or mouse-catching.


Walk the dog or wash the clothes
If you need someone to walk the dog or do laundry, Dial-a-Teen is available.


Wax the floor with Mop & Glo
Dial-a-Teen can wax your floor using the brand Mop & Glo.


If you have odd jobs to do
If you have unusual or unexpected tasks that need done,


Dial-a-Teen is just for you
Dial-a-Teen is the perfect solution to your problem.


They've got a lot of girls and boys
Dial-a-Teen has many young men and women available for hire.


To bring you kinky little joys
These Dial-a-Teens can provide unique and exciting experiences.


Mow the lawn or wash the car
If you need someone to do yard work (like mowing the lawn) or wash a car, Dial-a-Teen is the way to go.


Bake a cake or tend the bar
Dial-a-Teens can also help with indoor tasks, such as baking or bartending.


After all the work is done
Once all the tasks are completed,


Comes the time for havin' fun
it's time to relax and have fun!


Take your Dial-a-Teen to bed
You can even take your Dial-a-Teen to bed,


Fiddlin', diddlin', givin' head
and engage in sexual acts like foreplay, masturbation, or oral sex.


All tied up in bondage gear
Dial-a-Teens are open to kinkier behaviors, even ones involving bondage gear.


Gettin' stoned and drinkin' beer
Dial-a-Teens can even join you in recreational activities such as smoking pot and drinking beer.


Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you
In summary, Dial-a-Teen is available to cater to your needs and desires.


Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you


Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you




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Comments from YouTube:

Michael Mccarthy

Obscure song right here....

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