Moist Towelette
Killer Pussy Lyrics


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Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette

The fiesta is a big success
We ate a lot, but we made a mess
Now there's a sloppy spill on my party dress
But it'll cause me no distress
'Cause you know I've got such a

Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette

Your face is smeared with chips and dips
There's sour cream around your lips
And taco sauce on your fingertips
Your shirt is streaked with spots and drips
And boy, do you ever need a

Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette

I see your reflection in the olive-oil tin
The guacamole runs down your chin
You sense the saucy mood I'm in
You flash your great big greasy grin
And then you slip me your

Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette

Moist
Ooh, I can feel it
So moist

Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette

We're both a mess, but I won't gripe
So hold me close, the time is ripe
And I can tell you're just my type
So kiss me, quick
Before you wipe with that

Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette

Overall Meaning

The Killer Pussy's song "Moist Towelette" is a comical take on the use of moist towelettes for cleaning up after messy situations, particularly after eating messy foods. The lyrics are filled with food references, such as chips, dips, sour cream, and taco sauce, creating vivid images of messy eaters in need of a wipe. The use of moist towelettes is portrayed almost sensually, with the repeated chanting of "moist" and the singer's comment of "Ooh, I can feel it, so moist."


The lyrics also suggest a playful and flirty interaction between two messy eaters. The singer notices the messiness of their companion, but instead of judging, they find it endearing and even attractive. The refrain of "Moist towelette" becomes a euphemism for both the physical act of cleaning up and for the intimacy of the moment.


Overall, the song is a lighthearted and humorous exploration of the use of moist towelettes, while also touching upon themes of attraction and acceptance of messiness.


Line by Line Meaning

Moist towelette
Repeating the phrase of the product being referenced in this song


The fiesta is a big success
The party is going well


We ate a lot, but we made a mess
We consumed a lot of food and made a mess


Now there's a sloppy spill on my party dress
There is an accidental spill on my dress


But it'll cause me no distress
But it won't bother me much


'Cause you know I've got such a
Because I have a product that can help


Your face is smeared with chips and dips
Your face has food stains


There's sour cream around your lips
You have sour cream on your lips


And taco sauce on your fingertips
You have taco sauce on your fingers


Your shirt is streaked with spots and drips
Your shirt has stains and drips


And boy, do you ever need a
And you definitely require


I see your reflection in the olive-oil tin
I can see your reflection in the tin of olive oil


The guacamole runs down your chin
Guacamole is dripping down from your chin


You sense the saucy mood I'm in
You feel the mood I'm in is playful


You flash your great big greasy grin
You smile in a big, greasy way


And then you slip me your
And then you give me


Ooh, I can feel it
I can feel the moisture/excitement


So moist
So wet or dirty


We're both a mess, but I won't gripe
We're both untidy, but I won't complain


So hold me close, the time is ripe
So embrace me, it's an appropriate moment


And I can tell you're just my type
And I know you're my preferred partner


So kiss me, quick
So kiss me immediately


Before you wipe with that
Before you use that




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Jeff Tidwell

A classic.

Lawrence Deveney

That's expensive

Michael Mccarthy

KROQ liked KP.... they got air play...
Gone but not forgotten...

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