Moist Towelette
Killer Pussy Lyrics
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Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
The fiesta is a big success
We ate a lot, but we made a mess
Now there's a sloppy spill on my party dress
But it'll cause me no distress
'Cause you know I've got such a
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Your face is smeared with chips and dips
There's sour cream around your lips
And taco sauce on your fingertips
Your shirt is streaked with spots and drips
And boy, do you ever need a
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
I see your reflection in the olive-oil tin
The guacamole runs down your chin
You sense the saucy mood I'm in
You flash your great big greasy grin
And then you slip me your
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist
Ooh, I can feel it
So moist
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
We're both a mess, but I won't gripe
So hold me close, the time is ripe
And I can tell you're just my type
So kiss me, quick
Before you wipe with that
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
Moist towelette
The Killer Pussy's song "Moist Towelette" is a comical take on the use of moist towelettes for cleaning up after messy situations, particularly after eating messy foods. The lyrics are filled with food references, such as chips, dips, sour cream, and taco sauce, creating vivid images of messy eaters in need of a wipe. The use of moist towelettes is portrayed almost sensually, with the repeated chanting of "moist" and the singer's comment of "Ooh, I can feel it, so moist."
The lyrics also suggest a playful and flirty interaction between two messy eaters. The singer notices the messiness of their companion, but instead of judging, they find it endearing and even attractive. The refrain of "Moist towelette" becomes a euphemism for both the physical act of cleaning up and for the intimacy of the moment.
Overall, the song is a lighthearted and humorous exploration of the use of moist towelettes, while also touching upon themes of attraction and acceptance of messiness.
Line by Line Meaning
Moist towelette
Repeating the phrase of the product being referenced in this song
The fiesta is a big success
The party is going well
We ate a lot, but we made a mess
We consumed a lot of food and made a mess
Now there's a sloppy spill on my party dress
There is an accidental spill on my dress
But it'll cause me no distress
But it won't bother me much
'Cause you know I've got such a
Because I have a product that can help
Your face is smeared with chips and dips
Your face has food stains
There's sour cream around your lips
You have sour cream on your lips
And taco sauce on your fingertips
You have taco sauce on your fingers
Your shirt is streaked with spots and drips
Your shirt has stains and drips
And boy, do you ever need a
And you definitely require
I see your reflection in the olive-oil tin
I can see your reflection in the tin of olive oil
The guacamole runs down your chin
Guacamole is dripping down from your chin
You sense the saucy mood I'm in
You feel the mood I'm in is playful
You flash your great big greasy grin
You smile in a big, greasy way
And then you slip me your
And then you give me
Ooh, I can feel it
I can feel the moisture/excitement
So moist
So wet or dirty
We're both a mess, but I won't gripe
We're both untidy, but I won't complain
So hold me close, the time is ripe
So embrace me, it's an appropriate moment
And I can tell you're just my type
And I know you're my preferred partner
So kiss me, quick
So kiss me immediately
Before you wipe with that
Before you use that
Contributed by Austin I. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Jeff Tidwell
A classic.
Lawrence Deveney
That's expensive
Michael Mccarthy
KROQ liked KP.... they got air play...
Gone but not forgotten...