Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage
Killer Pussy Lyrics
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(Teenage enema nurse)
I turned 15 thought it was a teen scene
(Teenage enema nurse)
Thought it would be easy, but it makes me queasy
(I’m a Teenage enema nurse)
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Must have left a chapter out.
In school and nursing classes.
They never taught me all about
Those tubes and lubes and asses.
Teenage enema nurse (x4)
They told me stick the nozzle in
There’s really nothing to it
It’s not a very pretty job
But someone’s got to do it.
Teenage enema nurse (x4)
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teen job, mean job, not a very clean job
(Teenage enema nurse)
Poses it with hoses ain't No bed of roses
(Teenage enema nurse)
There are no implications just evacuations
(Teenage enema nurse)
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage
I’ve had such Emergency it made me so disgusted
__?___Urgency to empty and it busted
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Oh shit the pay is low
I labor not in vain
I’d quick but I’m so broke I know
I’d never find a way
Teenage enema nurse
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage.
The Killer Pussy's song "Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage" is a satirical song that explores the experiences of being a teenage nurse and specifically those that involve enemas. Enemas are a medical treatment used to empty the bowels or as a form of constipation relief. The song opens up by describing the awkwardness of the teenage years and having to navigate them as a nurse tasked with performing enemas. The singer goes on to state that she assumed that being a teenage nurse would be an easy task, however, the reality is far from easy.
In the next verse, the singer muses on how nursing classes do not cover the intricacies of performing enemas. She explains that someone has to perform this not so pleasant task and that is the nurse's job. The lyrics show how the experience is not pretty, but it must be done. The chorus then repeats that they are all "Teenage enema nurses in bondage," suggesting that the experience is akin to a form of bondage in itself.
The final verse humorously tackles the topic of low pay for nurses, stating that even though the pay is meager, the work must be done because they cannot afford to leave. Overall, the song sheds light on the difficulties of being a nurse, specifically when it comes to performing tasks like enemas, and how these tasks can be just as difficult and uncomfortable for the nurse as they are for the patient.
Line by Line Meaning
Teenage, greenage, awkward in-between age
Being in the teenage years is awkward and in-between, like a 'green' unripe fruit. Being a teenager and a nurse at the same time adds to the awkwardness.
I turned 15 thought it was a teen scene
At 15, I thought that being a teenager was supposed to be cool and fun, like in the movies.
Thought it would be easy, but it makes me queasy
Being a teenage enema nurse is not as easy as I thought, in fact, it makes me feel sick to my stomach.
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage
We are all just teenagers doing a job that makes us feel trapped and helpless, like we're in bondage.
Must have left a chapter out.
There must have been a section of the nursing class that they didn't teach us about enemas.
In school and nursing classes.
I learned how to be a nurse in school.
They never taught me all about
They didn't prepare me for all the gross stuff I'd have to deal with.
Those tubes and lubes and asses.
I have to deal with enema tubes, lubrication, and people's butts.
They told me stick the nozzle in
I was instructed to insert the nozzle into the patient's rectum.
There’s really nothing to it
There is technically nothing complicated about the process of administering an enema.
It’s not a very pretty job
It's a gross job that makes me feel uncomfortable.
But someone’s got to do it.
The job of giving enemas has to be done by someone, even though it's gross and uncomfortable.
Teen job, mean job, not a very clean job
Being a teenage enema nurse is a difficult and unclean job.
Poses it with hoses ain't No bed of roses
Administering an enema with hoses is not easy and it's not pleasant.
There are no implications just evacuations
The only goal of administering an enema is to help someone evacuate their bowels, there are no other implications.
I’ve had such Emergency it made me so disgusted
I've had to deal with emergency situations that were so gross and disgusting that I feel disgusted.
__?___Urgency to empty and it busted
The urgency to empty the bowels caused the patient to have an accident.
Oh shit the pay is low
The pay for this job is not good.
I labor not in vain
I do not work for nothing, there is some value in what I do.
I’d quick but I’m so broke I know
I would quit this job, but I can't afford to because I'm broke.
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage.
We are all teenagers stuck in a gross and uncomfortable job with no way out, like we're in bondage.
Contributed by Noah G. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
JueyLewis&theBrews
Thank you for finally giving Minsky and HJK the business end of our ire. I can't tell you how frustrating it is hearing them peddle the same losing strategy week in and week out. Hey Harvey, IT'S NOT EFFING WORKING!! We're about to lose all the rights our forebears spilled their blood and guts over, while the dems pretend like they can't fight their way out of a paper bag. But you know lets keep throwing good money after bad and offer the same tired proposals while expecting different results #beyondmaddening 😤
jo jo
The montgomery ward example was after the declaration of war and the nationalization of industry. He refused to make uniforms and adhere to rationing. So the army carried him out of the office in his office chair and took control.
JumpkickMan
Some of the funniest parts of the shell are when he sang it hasn't started yet
M Mmd
With the way Amazon's employment works, their whole intention is to turn and burn the workforce. There's only so many people you can turn and burn with a company that size and a limited workforce of people that do that kind of work. They're suffering those effects now. They are starting to see no choice in accepting the unionizing because they've burned though so many people that there isn't a large enough work force left to exploit. You will lose employees and stop gaining new ones. Starbucks' problem is getting so national that even stores in the south are starting to win union votes and it's massively public now.
Starbucks' potention employee pool is infinitely smaller than Amazon's potention LABOR pool. A barista is a specialized position that not everyone can do. They're seeing the effects of their union busting exponentially faster than Amazon did for this reason.
Seeing this being the case, businesses with smaller labor pools or smaller potential labor pools are going to see results much faster. The smaller your labor pool is, the more specialized the job is, the smarter and less willing to put up with your shit the employees are.
Evelyn Rossetto
ICE??? MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!! BUT I COULD NEVER WORD IT LIKE YOU DAVID!!
JumpkickMan
Jason is David's long-lost black sun and David is Jason's long-lost Jewish mother
M Mmd
sighthis makes me feel so fucked up :/ I'm seriously contemplating a vasectomy because having kids in this country is nearly impossible now.jo jo
Get the babies to the charging stations.
Sharon Gersowsky
I was really happy to hear Harvey Jay Kaye telling Feldo how ridiculous he sounds when he says he's pro abortion. I love Feldman but sometimes he really irritates and infuriates me
Ra vael
What is wrong about abortion?
Are you against other medical procedures, like chemotheraphy or appendoctomy?
I am all pro abortion till 6th month of prognancy - what is ridiculous about that?