Lager & Ale
Kim Mitchell Lyrics


Late weekend night and I'm at the Bojar Grill
I got decisions to be made between lager and ale
When through the kitchen door come the dancing girl
Then everything on the menu mattered

Oh, the thoughts in my head, oh if she knew
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
Over to the jukebox, I staggered
For a love song to scatter my body before her
Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains
So I started humming in-a-godda-da-vida

I'll pay the bar tab and even the cab
Off to the hotel we'll wallow

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Brad Early

Late weekend night and I'm at the Bojar Grill
I got decisions to be made between lager and ale
When through the kitchen door come the dancing girl
Then everything on the menu mattered

Oh, the thoughts in my head
Oh, if she knew
I hope you'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

Oh, the thoughts in my head
Oh, if she knew
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

Over to the jukebox I staggered
For a love song to scatter my body before her
Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains
So I started humming In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Oh, the thoughts in my head
Oh, if she knew
I hope you'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

Hey, I'll pay your bar tab and even the cab, baby
Off to the hotel we'll wallow

Ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able



All comments from YouTube:

Supernaut

This is so "Canadian" it should be our national anthem! Rock on!

B.J. Banditt

@Gordon Vos U betcha. WINNER, WINNER; LIQUID FUCKIN' DINNER!!!!! CHUG-A-LUG, MY FRIEND!!!!!

Gordon Vos

I agree

B.J. Banditt

ATTN.: ALL BEER DRINKERS!!!!! U HAVE BEEN REWARDED W/LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP 2 THE I TAPPA KEGGA FRATERNITY (THE BEER DRINKERS' FRATERNITY).ALL FEMALES (DRUNK &/OR "SOBER") R COMPLETELY WELCOME!!!!! If u c a "DRUNKEN BAR SLOB" who's "READY, WILLING, & ABLE", THAT'S ME!!!!! So PLEASE ACCOMMOD8 ME!!!!! U'll get lifetime membership 2 the I TAPPA KEGGA FRATERNITY in return; REST ASSURED!!!!!

B.J. Banditt

Not only is it Canada's National Anthem; it's the BEER DRINKER'S NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!!!

Spinman Finn

your user name coincides with my 2nd fave Black Sabbath track, right after 'the Writ' fyi

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Bobby

If labatt blue and export A had a theme song this would be it

B.J. Banditt

@Fred Tracy That's actually a good thing. Fred; trust me on this 1. U can make better beer than those MFers. In fact, Goebel considers themselves as the "Crowd Pleaser"; more like "Toilet Pleaser" if u ask me. Likewise w/Schaefer. That's ALL u need 2 know RE: Goebel & Schaefer.

Fred Tracy

@B.J. Banditt never heard of Goebel and Schaefer

B.J. Banditt

@Fred Tracy Goebel & Schaefer r SKUNK PISS!!!!! Shit; I can make better beer than those MFin' brands.

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