Fazers
King Geedorah Lyrics


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Follow the light ... the light is your guide ...
I am controller of Planet X
And I've invited you here to discuss something that's very important

King Geedorah, take me to your leader
Quick to claim that he not no snake like, "Me neither"
They need to take a breather
He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
Been on Saturday feature -- pleased to meet cha'
And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like --
He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
Even give you more zip-zip then ZZ Top
On full beers, though shall not ball corners
Geedorah like, "One more step, and y'alls goners"
So-called rich, front if y'all want to
When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
He only here to warn us what the plan is
The hour is upon us, it's bananas
Born alone die alone, no matter who your man is
Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
Spring chicken eater, ID'ed as the ringleader
Who needs a heater? Catch 'em with bare hands
These same hands that make razors out beer cans
His own biggest fan
And got a fan base as big as Japan
Uh ... yeah ... and?
All hail the king! And give him three cheers, fam
Like, hip hip hooray!
Do his thing for the little kids like Sling Blade

To the grave, put in work like a slave
On how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
Rock 'em like "Su-su-sudio" played
Back when we used to rock the shag, no fade
This skilled trade like a tailor made suede
Hit the studio -- and I'm paid
Half upfront, half upon mastering
"Would you like that in cash," last thing you should ask the king
You don't have to be no crystal ball reader
Allergic to salt pita, used to be a wall beater
In the game like a Wall Street cheater
A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cita
Turn into a triple-X monster from a fairy tale movie
He don't know me very well, do he?
King Geedorah, crush on his seed's teacher
They need to pay her better, she had nothing on the reefer
Heifer, and I had to offer her a stick of gum
She was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum
Which is only good for my son
When I'm in the hood? Razor's on tongue




Nowadays, it's amazing raising young
Rule number one: keep your fazers on stun!

Overall Meaning

In the song "Fazers," King Geedorah (the alter-ego of rapper MF DOOM) invites the listener to join him on Planet X for a discussion about something important. The lyrics include references to various pop culture icons, from Sigmund the Sea Creature to ZZ Top, and Geedorah boasts about his lyrics, warning that anyone who crosses him is a goner. He also comments on the state of hip hop and the need to keep evolving.


The line "Follow the light ... the light is your guide ..." could be interpreted in a few different ways. Perhaps Geedorah is suggesting that the listener should follow him as their guide, or he could be referencing science fiction tropes about following a beam of light in space. He introduces himself as the controller of Planet X, establishing his authority and setting the stage for his message. The verse about his rhyming skills is a classic example of DOOM's clever wordplay and allusions.


Overall, the song is a showcase of DOOM's unique style and playful approach to lyrics. The use of sci-fi and comic book themes is a recurring motif in his music and adds to the otherworldly feel of the song.


Line by Line Meaning

Follow the light ... the light is your guide ...
Listen to the guidance provided by this introduction and prepare yourself to receive important information.


I am controller of Planet X
I hold all the power on this planet and have ultimate authority.


And I've invited you here to discuss something that's very important
You have been specifically chosen to hear this important message.


King Geedorah, take me to your leader
I am requesting to speak with the highest-ranking individual, King Geedorah.


Quick to claim that he not no snake like, 'Me neither'
King Geedorah is quick to deny any association with treachery, and I too deny any untrustworthy ways.


They need to take a breather
Others need to step back and calm down to avoid causing problems.


He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
King Geedorah has been creating music for a long time, even longer than the fictional character Sigmund from a popular TV show.


Been on Saturday feature -- pleased to meet cha'
King Geedorah has been a featured artist on popular TV shows on Saturdays and is happy to meet his listeners.


And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like --
The purpose of this message is to awaken you to important information that you may not have previously been aware of.


He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
King Geedorah almost got into trouble and had to stop himself before he was punished.


Even give you more zip-zip then ZZ Top
King Geedorah can provide you with fast-paced entertainment similar to the band ZZ Top.


On full beers, though shall not ball corners
You should not get too confident or reckless while drinking alcohol.


Geedorah like, 'One more step, and y'alls goners'
King Geedorah warns others that they will be in danger if they take any further action.


So-called rich, front if y'all want to
People who claim to be wealthy should not act arrogant or overconfident in this regard.


When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
King Geedorah creates electrifying music that will get you moving, even if you are in a sauna.


He only here to warn us what the plan is
King Geedorah's purpose is to caution us about a potential plan that could be harmful.


The hour is upon us, it's bananas
We are in a critical moment in time, and there could be chaos.


Born alone die alone, no matter who your man is
Everyone enters and leaves this world alone, regardless of who their companions are.


Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
It is desired that someone lives long enough to pass on important information to future generations.


King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
King Geedorah is known for wearing a ring with three fingers, and it is his signature style.


Spring chicken eater, ID'ed as the ringleader
King Geedorah consumes young chicken meat and is recognized as the leader of this movement.


Who needs a heater? Catch 'em with bare hands
King Geedorah has no need for a weapon and can tackle his enemies with his bare hands.


These same hands that make razors out beer cans
King Geedorah can create sharp razors from ordinary beer cans using the same hands he fights with.


His own biggest fan
King Geedorah is proud of his own music and is his own most dedicated supporter.


And got a fan base as big as Japan
King Geedorah has a huge following comparable in size to the country of Japan.


Uh ... yeah ... and?
These statements are intended to be shrugged off as unimportant or irrelevant.


All hail the king! And give him three cheers, fam
King Geedorah should be respected and celebrated as the leader of this musical genre.


Like, hip hip hooray!
This is an expression of excitement and enthusiasm for King Geedorah's leadership and success.


Do his thing for the little kids like Sling Blade
King Geedorah's music is appropriate for all ages, including children, much like the film Sling Blade.


To the grave, put in work like a slave
King Geedorah plans to continue working hard until the very end of his life, similar to the work ethic of a slave.


On how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
King Geedorah is knowledgeable on how to rewrite scripts to combat individuals who are hard to understand or unpleasant.


Rock 'em like 'Su-su-sudio' played
King Geedorah's music is designed to get you up and moving similar to the popular Phil Collins song 'Sussudio.'


Back when we used to rock the shag, no fade
This line references a past time of simpler music, fashions, and hairstyles without complicated fades.


This skilled trade like a tailor made suede
King Geedorah's abilities in music are as customized and unique as a tailored suede jacket.


Hit the studio -- and I'm paid
King Geedorah earns money from his work in the studio.


Half upfront, half upon mastering
Payment for King Geedorah's work is structured to include payment in advance followed by payment after the final product is completed.


'Would you like that in cash,' last thing you should ask the king
It is recommended that one should not ask King Geedorah for payment in cash.


You don't have to be no crystal ball reader
One does not need special abilities to understand the message provided by King Geedorah in his music.


Allergic to salt pita, used to be a wall beater
King Geedorah has a sensitivity to salt and used to be known for beating walls in frustration.


In the game like a Wall Street cheater
King Geedorah plays his part in the music industry, similar to a Wall Street cheater who manipulates stocks for their gain.


A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cita
King Geedorah is not a fan of rap music that makes too much noise, much like a character named Cita in a popular TV show.


Turn into a triple-X monster from a fairy tale movie
King Geedorah can transform into a monstrous and powerful creature just like a fairy tale character.


He don't know me very well, do he?
Someone who is not aware of King Geedorah's true power or strength will be shocked and surprised when they face him.


King Geedorah, crush on his seed's teacher
King Geedorah may have romantic feelings for his offspring's teacher.


They need to pay her better, she had nothing on the reefer
This teacher deserves a higher salary and is not involved with illegal drugs like marijuana.


Heifer, and I had to offer her a stick of gum
The teacher in question was rather large, and King Geedorah had to offer her a piece of gum to be polite.


She was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum
This teacher was very large and managed her classroom in a strict and orderly manner.


Which is only good for my son
King Geedorah's son was the only person who benefited from this strict curriculum.


When I'm in the hood? Razor's on tongue
King Geedorah is always prepared to fight when he is in an urban or tough area and has a sharp razor in his tongue to help with this.


Nowadays, it's amazing raising young
It is challenging to raise children in the modern era, and King Geedorah is impressed with those who are successful in this endeavor.


Rule number one: keep your fazers on stun!
The most important rule to follow is to always be prepared to defend yourself and keep your weapons ready (fazers on stun).




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: DANIEL THOMPSON

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