Fat-Tastic 4 featuring The Fat Killahz
King Gordy Lyrics

Yo FK doe, let me get at you man.
Fatt Father wants to talk to Fat Killahz.

It's Fatt Father, the invisible man
Fatt Father is sneaky and can enter unnoticed.

Known to enter the scene without being scene
Fatt Father is so sneaky that no one notices when he enters a scene.

Make you drop your chicken wings, giggle pick up 'em and leave
Fatt Father is so funny that he can make someone drop their food and laugh uncontrollably.

Skinny people mad, I stick 'em and I flee
Fatt Father can make skinny people angry and then run away.

The only thing they got for cops is "I heard that nigga breathe!"
Skinny people can't even give the police good information about Fatt Father.

Because I stall like I'mma sleep when I walk
Fatt Father moves slowly and stealthily like he's sleeping.

Take from all the rich folks and give to the poor
Fatt Father steals from wealthy people and gives to the less fortunate.

A Fatt individual on which you can't get a visual
Fatt Father is a large person that is hard to see.

Come to your crib, get in and diminish you
Fatt Father will enter someone's home and take away their power.

They say my Father was nothing, we identical
Fatt Father is identical to his father who was also insignificant.

Don't get caught, or be stomped with your own tennis shoes
If someone gets caught by Fatt Father, they might get beaten with their own footwear.

You can't grab what you can't see
Fatt Father is difficult to catch if he can't be seen.

So when he grabs you in mid air, bow down and thank me
If Fatt Father catches someone, they should be grateful to Fatt Father for introducing them to him.

Bastard of the D like [?] to [?]
Fatt Father is a bastard from Detroit.

You saw what? Ahha, it ain't me!
Fatt Father is good at hiding and pretending he wasn't there.

They call on the Fat-tastic when things get drastic
The Fat-tastic group is called upon when a situation becomes difficult.

I'm in your park swooping up your picnic basket
Shim-E Bango can steal someone's picnic basket without being noticed.

For all y'all criminals who lack the minerals
Thieves who are not strong enough do not deserve to be successful in their crimes.

You're crew will get wet like my breakfast cereal
Shim-E Bango can make his enemies wet like soggy cereal.

I'll shift my shape. My shape'll shift
Shim-E Bango can change his shape.

Till you be like "Damn, what shape is this?"
Shim-E Bango can change his shape so drastically that no one can recognize him.

I rock a lab coat and some crispy Air Ones
Shim-E Bango wears a lab coat and Air Ones sneakers.

You thug will get plugged
Shim-E Bango is brave enough to confront a thug.

Go head and flare guns
People should fire their flare guns at Shim-E Bango.

Bullets'll bounce off me
Shim-E Bango is impervious to bullets.

Go head try it
People should try to shoot Shim-E Bango with bullets.

The Fat 4 got your whole crew quiet
The Fat-tastic 4 can intimidate an entire crew to silence.

(When it's a riot) I grab villain by the throat
Shim-E Bango is willing to choke a villain during a riot.

Like Spreewel, but don't release 'em till his necks broke
Shim-E Bango chokes villains like basketball player Latrell Sprewell would.

I mean hell, people are pissed the can't grab me
People are angry that they cannot catch Shim-E Bango.

Suck in, puffin the wind like Trick Daddy
Shim-E Bango is puffing like rapper Trick Daddy.

It's Marv Wonder for the human torch
Marvwon is like the character the Human Torch from comic books.

I'm burning wack rappers in the blink of an eye
Marvwon can quickly destroy bad rappers.

They ain't been misled (but somehow, I don't think they can die)
Marvwon is not misleading people, but he thinks that bad rappers cannot possibly endure his criticisms.

Y'all employ guns, I retire heaters
Marvwon no longer feels the need to use his weapons because he is so talented at rapping.

I'm born to a full black girl and a fire breather
Marvwon's parents are a black woman and someone who breathes fire.

Give me five lighters, I can turn to a fifth
Marvwon can turn into a fifth of liquor if he is given five lighters.

That'll punch your ass in the mouth (and leave you burned to a crisp)
Marvwon's liquor form can hurt people.

When I spit its arson, they be hopin I quit
Marvwon's raps are so hot that they can start fires and cause people to want him to stop.

I burn writers and turn ciphers into bits
Marvwon is so talented that he can destroy other rappers in a freestyle battle.

And then I love barbecue. You wanna start with who?
Marvwon enjoys roasted meat and is threatening anyone who wants to challenge him.

Ain't too many alive that can do what Marvin do
Marvwon is one of the few with the talent to match his rapping skills.

You trynna douse me? Bring whoever you got man
People should try whatever means necessary to defeat Marvwon, even if it means calling for backup.

It runs in the family, my little brothers the hot man
Marvwon's younger brother is also talented and skilled at rapping.

So if you desire beef
If someone wants to start trouble with Marvwon.

When I scorch you, no police, caught on fire, g
Marvwon will hurt someone so badly that they will have no choice but to catch on fire and the police will not be able to help them.

Here comes the thing. With them two braids
King Gordy has a distinctive appearance.

He's always gettin high, drinkin a cup of Kool Aid
King Gordy is often seen drinking Kool-Aid and getting high on drugs.

He listens to rock and roll and moshpits with white people
King Gordy enjoys going to rock concerts and joining in mosh pits with white music fans.

He wont get off of your soul, believe me, he's quite evil
King Gordy will corrupt a person's soul, and he is very evil in nature.

You ain't heard none nicer. Will be absurd price for
King Gordy is not kind or compassionate, and he charges exorbitant prices for his services.

Rimy, Kristyle, but for now get him Budweiser
People should get King Gordy Budweiser beer for now, but they will need to pay more in the future for his services.

In the club I'm rubbin heineys, bussin, they love it
King Gordy is sexually harassing women in the club, but they enjoy it.

Then plug her with something that make her wanna run for her husbands
King Gordy sexually penetrates women in a way that makes them want to run and hide.

I break up homes. (What?)
King Gordy destroys relationships between married couples.

Just cause I'm fat, funny looking you dont think that I can take your hoe?
People underestimate King Gordy because of his looks, but he is still able to steal their significant others.

I was made for drama, don't get crazy dog
King Gordy is good at causing drama, and people should not challenge him because of that.

Cause you caught my chillin on 32 inches parkin lot pimpin your baby momma
King Gordy's child was caught flirting with someone's baby's mother in a parking lot.

Gordy came out of a comic, take one look and you'll vomit
King Gordy seems like he came from a comic book, and just looking at him can make someone want to vomit.

I'm comin hard than comets, bomibin your continent
King Gordy is more powerful and destructive than a comet, and he is willing to destroy an entire continent.

FK got a lot of hits, they so appealin
Fat Killahz has many popular songs, and people enjoy listening to them.

Prepare to have you knees ate with corduroy fillin
Fat Killahz will use violence to intimidate their enemies and force them to cower with fear.

Start the riot
Fat Killahz encourages people to start a riot.

Fat-tastic 4 Here we come to save the day. (Start the riot) FK. FK. FK Fat-tastic 4
Fat Killahz and King Gordy are the Fat-tastic 4, and they are ready to save the day and start a riot.