Father Christmas
Kinks Lyrics

When I was small I believed in Santa Claus
As a child, I had faith in the existence of Santa Claus.

Though I knew it was my dad
Deep down, I was aware that it was actually my father portraying Santa.

And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas Open my presents and I'd be glad
During the holiday season, I would hang my stocking and unwrap my gifts with happiness.

But the last time I played Father Christmas I stood outside a department store A gang of kids came over and mugged me And knocked my reindeer to the floor
When I last portrayed Santa Claus, I was outside a store when I was attacked and my reindeer prop was harmed.

They said Father Christmas, give us some money Don't mess around with those silly toys We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over We want your bread so don't make us annoyed Give all the toys to the little rich boys
The children demanded money from me instead of toys, and threatened me with violence if I didn't comply, even suggesting that I only provided gifts for wealthy kids.

Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit Don't give my sister a cuddly toy We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money We only want the real mccoy
They listed examples of what they did not want as presents, and insisted they only wanted high-quality gifts.

But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one He's got lots of mouths to feed But if you've got one I'll have a machine gun So I can scare all the kids on the street
One of the children begged for me to find their father a job, stating that they have many family members to support. However, another child threatened to use a machine gun against other children if given the chance.

Father Christmas, give us some money We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed Father Christmas, give us some money Don't mess around with those silly toys
The children continued to threaten me for money and warned me not to give them childish gifts.

Have yourself a merry merry Christmas Have yourself a good time But remember the kids who got nothin' While you're drinkin' down your wine
The song concludes with a reminder to have a good holiday season, but also to remember those who may not be as fortunate.