Marvelous Girls
Kirby Krackle Lyrics

Hey Latverian Girl, How's your kingdom?
Greetings to the girl from Latveria, how is your kingdom doing?

Subjugated to a madman with no Face, or are you just a mindless minion?
Is your country still under the control of a crazy leader who wears a mask or are you just blindly following him without a thought of your own?

Is your border still patrolled by Doombots?
Is your country still guarded by the robots created by Doctor Doom?

Hey Wakandan Girl, Skin like midnight.
Greetings to the girl from Wakanda, who has beautiful dark skin!

You live in a country with a mutant queen Natural exports, like Vibranium Make you richer more than every other country combined
You are from Wakanda, a prosperous country ruled by a mutant queen. The country's natural resources, like Vibranium, have made it one of the richest in the world.

And you're guarded by a man who dresses like a panther What's the deal with that? It's totally weird.
Your country is guarded by a man who dresses like a panther, which honestly seems a little strange to me.

It doesn't make much sense, but I guess there's always been one And there will always be, will always be, will always be, Will always be, will always be one Wakandan Girl!
Even though the Panther Guard doesn't make sense to me, I know that Wakanda will always have a strong, capable woman like you fighting for its people.

Hey Genoshan Girl, How's your island?
Greetings to the girl from Genosha, how is your island doing?

Oh shit I forgot, it's all blown up, Sixteen million people, all of them dead, Now I feel awkward that I brought it up.
I completely forgot that your island was destroyed and 16 million people lost their lives. I'm sorry I brought it up and made things awkward.

Hey Atlantian Girl, How's your cousin? Does he still have a stick up his ass?
Greetings to the girl from Atlantis, how is your cousin doing? Does he still act uptight and rigid?

It's a new century, so ditch the friggin' speedo, don't you think?
Since we're in a new century, shouldn't your cousin stop wearing a speedo all the time and choose more regal attire as the monarch of Atlantis?

For a monarch, some long pants would be more regal?
It would be more appropriate for a monarch to wear long pants instead of a speedo, don't you think?

I would guess that swimming, all the time, Gives you great calves that you'd want to show off.
Since your cousin is always swimming, I bet he has impressive calf muscles that he should show off while wearing pants.

Yeah I know I would, I know I would, I know I would, I know I would, I know I would, I know I would, I know I would hey Atlantian Girl!
If I was the monarch of Atlantis and had great calf muscles, I would definitely show them off like your cousin should, oh girl from Atlantis!

Hey the Shi'ar Girl, How's the guardian?
Greetings to the girl from Shi'ar, how is the guardian doing?

What's up with that fugly brush up on his head? Are you guys together, or are you single?
What's the deal with that ugly hairdo the guardian has? Are you two dating, or are you single?

Cause I love a woman covered with feathers
I really like women who have feathers for some reason.

Hey there Skrull Girl, How's the shape shiftin?
Greetings to the girl from the Skrull race, how is the shape-shifting going?

I imagine you would have some esteem issues Cause you're always changing, all the damn time.
I bet it's tough to have confidence in yourself when you're always changing your appearance to blend in.

Pick a body type, I'll tell you what turns me on
If you could choose any body type, I'll tell you what I think is attractive.

I could think of a dozen ways that I'd like to see you Mainly naked but always with the chin I know it's wrinkly, but I kinda like it
I could come up with a lot of different ways I'd like to see you, but I especially like you without clothes and with your wrinkly chin showing.

So don't you ever, never, ever, never, ever, never, ever, never, Ever, never, ever, never, never get rid of that chin you Skrull Girl!
Promise me you'll never, ever, ever, even think about getting rid of your wrinkly chin, oh girl from the Skrull race!

Shi'ar Girl You Marvelous Girls!
All you amazing women from different parts of the galaxy, including the Shi'ar girl, are just awesome!

I love you Marvelous Girls!
I really, truly love all of you fantastic ladies!