Up Up Down Down
Kirby Krackle Lyrics

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right
I'm trying to figure out the best way to connect with you.

B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart
I'm trying to break through the walls you've put up so I can get to know you better.

From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls
Despite the difficulties, I'm hoping my efforts will pay off in the end.

I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you.
I'm doing my best to connect with you and hoping that I'm making progress.

I see that you frequent my shop
I've noticed that you come into my store a lot.

I'd like for you to know my name, The call me box 138
I want to introduce myself to you and let you know who I am.

I think, we are due, for a walk
It's been a while since we've spent time together, so I think we should go for a walk.

Cause like me you pull from the middle, And skip the books up on the top, so...
We both seem to have similar tastes, skipping over the popular things to find something unique.

I wish I could know what you dream
I'm curious about your hopes and aspirations.

Are you flying high without a care?
I wonder if you're living life with a sense of freedom and happiness.

Do people often stop and stare?
Do you feel like you're often the center of attention because of your unique interests?

Cause you're both a girl and fan
As a girl who's passionate about fandoms, I think you face certain challenges.

I bet it's hard to join the rest
It can be difficult to feel like you fit in with other fans when you're a girl.

With fanboys staring at your chest, so...
You probably get a lot of unwanted attention from male fans who objectify you.

Even though it's improbable, it seems that this could go my way
Despite the odds, I'm hopeful that things will work out between us.

I should take a risk, then like Wilson Fisk, be the Kingpin of this day
I need to be brave and put myself out there despite the risks.

Then you turn around and say hello, and everything's okay
When you finally notice me and say hello, I feel like all my worries disappear.

That night, when we went on a date
When we finally went out together, it felt like a dream come true.

Our goals in life we talked about while sipping on a Guiness stout
We had a really great conversation about our dreams and aspirations over drinks.

Until we drove back to your place
After our date, we went back to your house.

I said we should do it again
I was really enjoying our time together and wanted to see you again.

That's when you stabbed me with a pen
Suddenly, you attacked me with a pen.

Because you planned to murder me
It turns out you were one of those crazy people who stalks and kills their crushes.

Cause you've been stalking me for weeks
You had been watching me for a while without me knowing.

And then shoved me in your house
You pushed me inside your home and locked the door behind me.

And punched me hard right in the mouth
You hit me really hard, causing me to bleed from my mouth.

And warned me that I shouldn't scream
You threatened me and made it clear that any attempts to call for help would not end well.

Or you'd gut me like Wolverine
You had some pretty messed up plans for me if I tried to fight back.

This date had turned out kinda sucky
To say things had not gone according to plan would be an understatement.

I thought i was getting lucky
I had been hopeful that things were going well for us, but clearly I was wrong.

Not cut up in little bits
Unfortunately, I did not get to have the romantic night I had hoped for.

And served up as your favorite dish
Instead, I became your next meal...ew.

She's a man-eater I'm told
Apparently, you have a reputation for luring men in and then killing them, like the song by Hall & Oates reminds us.

Like the song from Hall & Oates
The song 'Maneater' is similar to your behavior and situation.

Influenced by The Temptations, played on the 60's on every station
The song was influenced by The Temptations and is still played on oldies stations to this day.

I don't know where this song will end
I have no idea where this story is headed at this point.

But I don't care because I'm dead
Unfortunately, my life was cut short and I can't continue on with this story anymore.

Whoa oh, cause I'm dead
I'm really, truly dead and there's no getting around that fact.

I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead
Just to really drive the point home, I'm telling you that I'm dead three times in a row.