Villain Song
Kirby Krackle Lyrics

Every time I build a robot,
Whenever I construct a robot,

every time I sink a ship,
Whenever I cause a ship to sink,

every time I throw a girl off of a big old building or abandoned bridge.
Whenever I throw a woman from a towering structure or a deserted bridge,

It seems you're always there to stop me,
It appears as though you are always present to prevent me,

I've had enough I'm sick of it.
I have had my fill and am weary of it.

No more scheming no more stealing,
I will no longer scheme or pilfer,

I think I'm done with all of this...
I believe I am finished with all of this...

So I took my Death Ray and put it on the shelf,
Therefore, I took my lethal weapon and placed it upon the storage unit,

Cause I found your punches to my face were bad for my health.
Due to the discovery that your blows to my face were deleterious to my well-being.

Fired the minions and shut down the lab,
I terminated the employment of my underlings and ceased operations in the laboratory,

sunk the Atomic Sub now it sleeps with the crabs
I submerged the Atomic Submarine, and now it rests with the crustaceans.

so have fun, cause I'm done, I'm done....
Therefore, enjoy yourself because I have concluded this phase in my life....

The League of Evil said I'd miss you,
The organization of evildoers claimed I would miss you,

The Guild of Demons tried to call,
The society of demons attempted to contact me,

Dr. Hatred told me I was the one that had influenced them all
Doctor Hatred informed me that I was responsible for impacting each of them.

But I would not return a message,
I chose not to respond to these correspondences,

still they couldn't take a hint.
Even still, they failed to perceive my insinuations.

No more planning, no conniving,
There will be no further plotting or scheming,

I said I'm done with all of this...
I expressed my determination to conclude all of this...

So I took my Death Ray and put it on the shelf,
Therefore, I kept my Death Ray in storage,

Cause I found your punches to my face were bad for my health.
Due to the recognition that your hits to my face were harmful to my well-being.

Fired the minions and packed up the lab,
I terminated my minions' contracts and packed up the laboratory,

sunk the Atomic Sub now it sleeps with the crabs
I submerged the Atomic Submarine so that it could now repose with the crustaceans.

so have fun, cause I'm done, I'm done....
Therefore, have a good time, because I have finished....

And now I'm sitting on the beach,
Presently, I am seated upon the shore,

sipping drinks all night and day
Drinking beverages incessantly, both during the day and the night.

Watching girls in bikinis,
Observing women clad in bikinis,

eating Crunch Berries and Frito-Lays
Consuming Crunch Berries and Frito-Lays,

Until I saw you on the TV,
However, I witnessed you on the television,

your stupid smile all big and bright,
With your foolish grin brilliantly shining,

The old fire started again burning,
The former flame reignited and resumed its burning,

it found me itching for a fight.
It incited me to crave a battle.

So kicking sand into some kid's face
Therefore, I kicked sand into a young child's visage,

I found my way back home because
I became reintegrated because,

I missed you, I missed you and I'm pissed...
I yearned for you, I desired you and I am irritated...

So I found my Death Ray and took it off the shelf,
Therefore, I retrieved my lethal weapon from the storage unit,

Cause it turns out sitting on the beach was bad for my heath.
As it turns out, lounging on the shore was harmful to my well-being.

Called the minions and fired up the lab, raised the Atomic Sub
I summoned my underlings and re-initiated laboratory-operational status while executing the elevation of the Atomic Sub,

Feels good to be bad, so watch out,
I am gratified to be evil, so beware,

watch out, watch out,
Be alert,

watch out, watch out, watch out... Cause I'm back!
Be vigilant, be on-guard, be cautious...I am returned!