I'm Going Out With An Eighty Year Old Millionaire
Kirsty MacColl Lyrics


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He buys me movies and I am the star
He sends me to work in a black shiny car
The girls in the chorus are jealous as hell
But I find it pays when you kiss and you tell
So I jetset around from one place to another
With lots of young geezers he thinks are my brothers
Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care
'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire

The friends I once knew are a thing of the past
I can't stop to talk 'cos I'm moving too fast
I go to the shops with a chauffeur sometimes
He waits in the car 'cos it saves on the fines
Well you might think that when he's so rich that seems funny
But he got that way 'cos he's careful with money
Zsa Zsa's quite gaga but I don't care
'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire

He won't last much longer if he keeps drinking gin
I filled up the bottle that's marked medicine
He says that he'll leave all his empire to me
And sitting on top is the best place to be
So don't get impatient now boys you must wait
We'll all have such fun when I own the estate
Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care
'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire

Reporters all ask me if I'd ever switch
But I'd never leave him 'cos he's far too rich
You might want to punch me but you won't dare
'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire





There's just one thing better than an old millionaire
That's a young millionairess and I'm almost there!

Overall Meaning

The song "I'm Going Out With An Eighty Year Old Millionaire" by Kirsty MacColl tells the story of a young woman who is in a relationship with an eighty-year-old millionaire. The lyrics tell us that she is living a lavish lifestyle, filled with luxurious shopping trips and jet-setting around the world. She describes her relationship with the millionaire as being one of mutual benefit, where she is afforded opportunities and gifts in exchange for her companionship. The chorus emphasizes her nonchalance about the situation, stating that she is not fazed by the millionaire's age or status, and is content with the dynamic of the relationship.


Throughout the song, she also references other women in her industry who are also in relationships with a significant age gap. However, she asserts that her situation is unique because she is dating a wealthy man, and not just a young toy boy. She also mentions that she is aware of the potential that the millionaire may not live much longer, but she plans to inherit his wealth and power.


Overall, the song portrays the woman as someone who is content in a relationship with an older, wealthy man, regardless of how others may perceive it. The lyrics suggest that she values the material comforts that come with the relationship, and isn't overly concerned with traditional notions of love or romance.


Line by Line Meaning

He buys me movies and I am the star
He buys me attention and I am the center of it


He sends me to work in a black shiny car
He sends me to work in style


The girls in the chorus are jealous as hell
The girls in the chorus are envious of me


But I find it pays when you kiss and you tell
But I find that gossiping pays off


So I jetset around from one place to another
So I travel luxuriously from one place to another


With lots of young geezers he thinks are my brothers
With lots of young men he thinks are my brothers


Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care
Britt has younger men, but I am uninterested


'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire
Because I am dating an 80-year-old wealthy man


The friends I once knew are a thing of the past
The friends I used to have are now forgotten


I can't stop to talk 'cos I'm moving too fast
I am too busy to stop and chat


I go to the shops with a chauffeur sometimes
I am driven to the shops by a chauffeur at times


He waits in the car 'cos it saves on the fines
He waits in the car to avoid parking fines


Well you might think that when he's so rich that seems funny
Well, you may find it humorous that he's so wealthy


But he got that way 'cos he's careful with money
But he became wealthy because of his wise spending habits


Zsa Zsa's quite gaga but I don't care
Zsa Zsa is eccentric, but I am unbothered


'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire
Because I am dating an 80-year-old wealthy man


He won't last much longer if he keeps drinking gin
He won't live long if he continues to drink gin


I filled up the bottle that's marked medicine
I filled up the gin bottle with medicine to make it seem like his prescribed medication


He says that he'll leave all his empire to me
He promises that he will leave me his fortune


And sitting on top is the best place to be
Being in a position of power is the best place to be


So don't get impatient now boys you must wait
So don't get impatient now, men, you must wait


We'll all have such fun when I own the estate
We will all have a great time when I inherit the estate


Reporters all ask me if I'd ever switch
Reporters all ask me if I'd ever leave him


But I'd never leave him 'cos he's far too rich
But I would never leave him because he's too wealthy


You might want to punch me but you won't dare
You might want to harm me, but you won't because of his wealth and influence


'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire
Because I am dating an 80-year-old wealthy man


There's just one thing better than an old millionaire
There is just one thing better than an old wealthy man


That's a young millionairess and I'm almost there!
That's a young female millionaire, and I am almost one!




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Comments from YouTube:

jessylish

<3 love it,what a woman,what a singer,what a lyricist,and sadly what a loss,R.I.P. Kirsty and thanks for the beautiful music you left us xx

lonewolf153

Just taken me back 30 years to when you published this on New England 12" B side Kirsty. Still love you my old school buddy. RIP

monateegs

Great clip for a wonderful Kirsty song. Thanks.

Sweet Gypsy Wife

So funny...what an inspiration!!

ChrisOtheBigC

Great work on the clip!!!

BadDreamFancyDress

What a great video! What program was that ? xxx

Ken Hill

A Tragic loss

Lisa Whiting

YES!!!