They're Either Too Young Or Too Old {with Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra}
Kitty Kallen Lyrics


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You marched away and left this town
As empty as can be
I can't sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me

For there is no secret lover
That the draft board didn't discover
They're either too young or too old
They're either too grey or too grassy green

The pickings are poor and the crop is lean
What's good is in the army
What's left will never harm me
I'm either their first breath of spring

Or else, I'm their last little fling
I must confess to one romance
I'm sure you will allow
He tries to serenade me
But his voice is changing now

I'm finding it easy to stay good as gold
They're either too young or too old

The battle is on, but the fortress will hold
They're either too young or too old

I'll never, never fail ya when you are in Australia
Or out in the Aleutians, or off among the Rooshians
And flying over Egypt, your heart will never by gypped
And when you get to India, I'll still be what I've been to ya




I've looked the field over, and lo and behold
They're either too young or too old

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Kitty Kallen's "They're Either Too Young or Too Old" are a reflection of the woes of a girl whose town has been emptied after the draft. The girl laments that she cannot sit under the apple tree with anyone else but herself. She conveys that there is no secret lover that the draft board did not discover, and those left behind are either too young or too old. The pool of available men has shrunk, and the few left are either too grey or too green. The girl finds it easy to remain steadfast, as those she meets cannot harm her. She ends by saying that she has looked over the field and found no one suitable, as they're either too young or too old.


The song depicts the effects of WWII on American society, particularly on love and relationships. With so many men enlisted or drafted, the number of available men decreased drastically. Girls found it difficult to find someone who matched their age, maturity, and preferences. The lyrics highlight the severity of the situation, where even the pickings were slim, and the crop was lean. With the sudden shortage of men in town, girls who had once been courted by many found themselves alone, waiting for their loved ones to return.


Line by Line Meaning

You marched away and left this town
You left this town by marching away, leaving it empty.


As empty as can be.
The town is completely empty.


I can't sit under the apple tree
I cannot enjoy the apple tree's shade.


With anyone else but me.
I can only sit under the apple tree alone.


For there is no secret lover
There is no hidden romantic partner.


That the draft board didn't discover.
The military draft board has found all potential suitors.


They're either too young or too old
The available men are either too young or too old.


They're either too grey or too grassy green.
The available men are either too old or too inexperienced.


The pickings are poor and the crop is lean.
There are few good options.


What's good is in the army.
The best men are already drafted.


What's left will never harm me.
The available men are not a threat.


I'm either their first breath of spring.
I am either their first love or first romantic encounter.


Or I'm their last little fling.
I am either their last romantic encounter or very brief relationship.


I must confess to one romance,
I need to admit to one romantic encounter.


I'm sure you will allow.
I am sure you will understand.


He tries to serenade me,
He attempts to impress me with song.


But his voice is changing now.
He is going through puberty and his voice is not fully developed.


I'm finding it easy to stay good as gold.
I am staying faithful and loyal to you.


They're either too young or too old.
The available men are still not good enough.


I'll never ever fail ya, when you are in Australia
I will always be faithful even when you are far away.


And flying over Egypt, your heart will never by gypped.
Even while flying over Egypt, your heart will never be cheated.


And when you get to India, I'll still be what I've been to ya,
Even when you are in India, my love for you will not change.


I've looked the field over, and lo and behold!
I have surveyed the available options and found none worthy.


They're either too young or too old.
The available men continue to be unsatisfactory.




Lyrics © Royalty Network, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Arthur Schwartz, Frank Loesser

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Comments from YouTube:

@fosbury68

"I'm either their first breath of spring or else I'm their last little fling.." LOL.

@turtlevox4181

quoted at length in one of the greatest Merrie Melodies ever, Little Red Riding Rabbit

@khussein6409

NICE!

@swingman5635

In my humble opinion, Kitty could do no wrong.The following year,she would reach her pinnacle of success with the Harry James outfit,creating one of the greatest band/vocalist teams,ever.

@hew2356

She's a fantastic singer. "It's Been a Long, Long Time" and "Little Things(Mean a Lot)" are two of my favorites from her.

@melofy-vibes

Here, while reading "Lost In The Funhouse".

@Luiz30072

Gosto do Inglês dela : belíssima pronúncia, de fácil compreensão para brasileiros. Até diria que ela seria uma cantora francesa cantando em Inglês.

@awesomeyoda6839

I would eat 😮

@pacificostudios

The "Lili Marlene" of America's World War II.

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