They're Either Too Young or Too Old
Kitty Kallen Lyrics


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You marched away and left this town
As empty as can be.
I can't sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me.

For there is no secret lover
That the draft board didn't discover.
They're either too young or too old
They're either too grey or too grassy green.

The pickings are poor and the crop is lean.
What's good is in the army.
What's left will never harm me.
I'm either their first breath of spring.

Or I'm their last little fling.
I must confess to one romance,
I'm sure you will allow.
He tries to serenade me,

But his voice is changing now.
I'm finding it easy to stay good as gold.
They're either too young or too old.
I'll never ever fail ya, when you are in Australia

And flying over Egypt, your heart will never by gypped.
And when you get to India, I'll still be what I've been to ya,




I've looked the field over, and lo and behold!
They're either too young or too old.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Kitty Kallen's song "They're Either too Young or Too Old" are a commentary on the harsh realities of a society involving war and the draft process, and how it affects relationships. The opening line, "You marched away and left this town/As empty as can be," sets the melancholic tone of the song, and the following line suggests that the singer is alone and unable to enjoy a simple pleasure like sitting under an apple tree with another person. The main refrain of the song, "They're either too young or too old/ They're either too grey or too grassy green," speaks to the futility of finding a suitable romantic partner during this difficult time.


The song highlights that the draft board's scrutiny leaves very few eligible men available, and those who are available tend to fall into two categories: too young and inexperienced or too old and potentially physically unfit. The pickings are slim, and the competition is steep, leaving no room for compromise or exceptions. The singer resigns herself to the fact that the best men are fighting overseas, and what's left is, at least for now, not worth pursuing. She even mentions a boy who tries to serenade her but his voice is changing, indicating that he is still young and not a viable option. The final line of the refrain "What's good is in the army/What's left will never harm me," further suggests that the men who are left don't have much to offer and that the singer is better off without them.


Overall, the song demonstrates the devastating effects war and military service can have on a society, including the loss of lives, a shortage of eligible men, and the emotional turmoil of those left behind. It is a testament to the power of lyrics to express the complex emotions and experiences of the human condition, even in the most trying of times.


Line by Line Meaning

You marched away and left this town
You left me alone and deserted our town


As empty as can be.
The town is now empty without you here


I can't sit under the apple tree
I can't enjoy the simple things without you


With anyone else but me.
I only find solace in my own company


For there is no secret lover
There is no one for me to love in secret


That the draft board didn't discover.
Every possible lover has been drafted for the war


They're either too young or too old
Those who are available are either too young or too old for me


They're either too grey or too grassy green.
Those who are not drafted are either too old or too inexperienced


The pickings are poor and the crop is lean.
There are very few options available to me


What's good is in the army.
The best options have already been drafted


What's left will never harm me.
The remaining options are not a threat to me


I'm either their first breath of spring.
For some, I am their first love and they are excited by the possibility of love


Or I'm their last little fling.
For others, I may be their last chance for a romantic encounter before they go to war


I must confess to one romance,
I have had one romantic experience


I'm sure you will allow.
I hope you will understand


He tries to serenade me,
He sings to try and impress me


But his voice is changing now.
He is going through puberty and his voice is no longer attractive to me


I'm finding it easy to stay good as gold.
I have no desire to stray from my commitment to you


They're either too young or too old.
Once again, my options are limited to those who are either too young or too old for me


I'll never ever fail ya, when you are in Australia
I will remain faithful to you even if you are thousands of miles away in Australia


And flying over Egypt, your heart will never by gypped.
Even while traveling over Egypt, you can trust that I will be faithful to you


And when you get to India, I'll still be what I've been to ya,
Even if you travel to India, my devotion to you will remain the same


I've looked the field over, and lo and behold!
I have searched for potential lovers and I have found that there are none


They're either too young or too old.
Once again, my options are limited to those who are either too young or too old for me




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: ARTHUR SCHWARTZ, FRANK LOESSER

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Comments from YouTube:

@fosbury68

"I'm either their first breath of spring or else I'm their last little fling.." LOL.

@turtlevox4181

quoted at length in one of the greatest Merrie Melodies ever, Little Red Riding Rabbit

@khussein6409

NICE!

@swingman5635

In my humble opinion, Kitty could do no wrong.The following year,she would reach her pinnacle of success with the Harry James outfit,creating one of the greatest band/vocalist teams,ever.

@hew2356

She's a fantastic singer. "It's Been a Long, Long Time" and "Little Things(Mean a Lot)" are two of my favorites from her.

@melofy-vibes

Here, while reading "Lost In The Funhouse".

@Luiz30072

Gosto do Inglês dela : belíssima pronúncia, de fácil compreensão para brasileiros. Até diria que ela seria uma cantora francesa cantando em Inglês.

@awesomeyoda6839

I would eat 😮

@pacificostudios

The "Lili Marlene" of America's World War II.

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