Klamydia is a Finnish punk rock band from the town of Vaasa, assembled in 1… Read Full Bio ↴Klamydia is a Finnish punk rock band from the town of Vaasa, assembled in 1988 by Vesku Jokinen.
Their records have sold quite well in Finland, and Klamydia is also somewhat popular in Germany.
Current members are:
* Vesa ”Vesku” Jokinen (vocals)
* Jari ”Jakke”/”Shitsi” Helin (guitar)
* Sami ”Severi” Kohtamäki (bass)
* Riku Purtola (drums)

Their songs have often humorous content and lyrics, but as all punk, also deal with serious societal issues.

Lätkärenkutus
Klamydia Lyrics

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Minä tahdon lätkänpelaajan vierellein
Pinkeet paukkupakarat ja reidet järjen vei
Suojien alta löytyy kaikkee mikä kiinnostaa
Mä tahdon niitä ropeltaa, se on niin ihanaa
Ota vaan
Mua uudestaan
Et jäähyä sä saa
Sua tosi nainen täällä odottaa

Yritin myös kerran ruottalaista pelaajaa
Sedin, Modin, Sundin, Rohlin, ihan ketä vaan
Se tuumas että musta mihkään ole ei
Kun saman ketjun pakki siltä sydämen jo vei

Ota vaan
Mua uudestaan
Et jäähyä sä saa
Sua tosi nainen täällä odottaa

Kävin läpi NHL:n, farmisarjatkin
Kipeenä on paikat, loppu niiltä paukutkin
Oppirahat maksoin, takas Suomeen suunnistin
Nääs täällä pelaa tosi uroot, hoituu hommatkin

Ota vaan
Mua uudestaan
Et jäähyä sä saa
Sua tosi nainen täällä odottaa

Ota vaan
Mua uudestaan

Et jäähyä sä saa
Sua tosi nainen täällä odottaa

Overall Meaning

The song "Lätkärenkutus" by Klamydia is about a woman who is attracted to ice hockey players. She describes the physical features of a typical hockey player, such as their muscular thighs and buttocks, and how she finds it irresistible. She also mentions how she has tried to pursue a Swedish hockey player but was rejected since one of his teammates had already won his heart. Despite her failed attempts, she still longs for a hockey player to be with her, and she is willing to wait for the right one.

The lyrics can be interpreted as a playful and lighthearted celebration of the attraction that some women have towards athletes. The song's catchy melody and upbeat tempo adds to the playful nature of the song. The lyrics may also be reflective of the gendered stereotype of men being attracted to female cheerleaders, and this song turns the stereotype around to make a woman desire a male hockey player.

Line by Line Meaning

Minä tahdon lätkänpelaajan vierellein
I want a hockey player next to me

Pinkeet paukkupakarat ja reidet järjen vei
I want a player with a muscular butt and legs

Suojien alta löytyy kaikkee mikä kiinnostaa
There's everything that interests me under the player's gear

Mä tahdon niitä ropeltaa, se on niin ihanaa
I want to touch them and it's so wonderful

Ota vaan
Just take me

Mua uudestaan
Take me again

Et jäähyä sä saa
You won't get a penalty

Sua tosi nainen täällä odottaa
A real woman is waiting for you here

Yritin myös kerran ruottalaista pelaajaa
I tried once with a Swedish player

Sedin, Modin, Sundin, Rohlin, ihan ketä vaan
Sedin, Modin, Sundin, Rohlin, anyone really

Se tuumas että musta mihkään ole ei
He thought I wasn't worth it