De tre musketerer
Klovner i Kamp Lyrics

En hane galer, morgen solen titter frem over еsene og bakkene,
The dawn breaks and the sun rises over the hills and valleys, accompanied by the crowing of a rooster

En hauk svever flakkende. Stolt, kontrollert og nжrmest glidende.
A hawk soars confidently and gracefully, controlling its movements with precision

Den fеr шye pе en liten gruppe menn som kommer ridende.
The hawk catches sight of a small group of men riding towards it

Og sе stolte og brave med langsverd og lanse, de tre musketerer
The three musketeers, proud and brave, ride towards their destination armed with swords and lances

Lar seg ikke stanse. Kampdunken tшmmes for den sist drеpe, det er
The musketeers are unstoppable, willing to fight until the last drop of their will to win is exhausted

Ingen vei tilbake, foran ligger hеpet. De har ridd alt de makter I fire
They have come too far to turn back now, with hope lying ahead of them. They have ridden all they can for four days

Hele dager, er slitne men likevel hшres ingen klager.
They are tired from riding all day but still refuse to complain

En landsby passeres, og bшndene de skjelver, for snart flyter elver
The musketeers pass a village, and the peasants tremble in fear because they know that soon there will be rivers of blood flowing

Av blod I traktene, noen roper: nе kommer slaktern'e! De gjemmer
The area will soon be filled with bloodshed, and the peasants hide their children in fear. Someone warns that the butcher is coming

Bort barna og kaller pе vaktene.
They hide the children and call for the guards for protection

(Chorus:) Det kommer en, og to, og tre musketerer, setter de hardt mot hardt Sе skjer'e snart at kongen abdiserer. For en, og to, og tre musketerer, setter de hardt mot hardt, mot hardt.
The musketeers are ready to fight against all odds. If they win, the king will abdicate. One, two, and three musketeers put up a strong opposition against their foes

Fra klosteret hшres nonnenes messe, de gеr barbeinte rundt I det
From the monastery comes the sound of the nuns' mass. They walk around barefoot in the morning dew

Morgenvеte gresset. Uskyldige og rene, pene, kledd I svart og hvitt,
They are innocent, pure, and beautiful, dressed in black and white

Om litt fеr de besшk av de tre musketerer til hest, da blir det fest, og
Soon, the three musketeers arrive on horseback to visit them, and there will be a celebration

Nonnenes dyd vil bli satt pе en test som de neppe vil bestе. Sjansene
The nuns' virtue will be put to the test, and they are unlikely to pass. The odds are not in their favor

Er smе, for de tre musketerer har et rykte de har grunn til е frykte.
The odds are against the nuns because the musketeers have a reputation that the nuns have reason to fear

Historiene om dem er mange, bеde talte og trykte. Plutselig kommer
There are many stories about the musketeers, both spoken and written. Suddenly, the musketeers arrive

Musketerene drшnnende, snart ligger nonnene stшnnede, pе hvert
The musketeers burst in noisily, and soon the nuns are moaning in ecstasy

Sitt rom, og svetter, trykket letter. Nonnene har lengta etter menn I
They sweat and feel relieved under the pressure. The nuns have been longing for men for a thousand nights

Tusen netter. Musketerene svinger sine kjжrlighetssverd mange
The musketeers swing their love swords many times

Ganger pе sin ferd gjennom klosterets lange, og trange ganger, mens
They travel through long and narrow corridors of the monastery

Nonnene nynner sine salmer og sanger, og blotter blanke, bleke lеr,
The nuns sing their hymns and songs while showing their bare, pale thighs

Alle nonnene vil ha og alle fеr. Med et er det slutt pе den hyggelige
All the nuns want it, and all of them get it. Suddenly, the pleasant moment is over

Festen, for hesten til presten kommer inn gjennom porten, (еneiii! )
The party ends when the priest's horse enters through the door (oh no!)

Med presten pе, hva skjer nе? Presten ser hva som skjer, og nonnene
The priest is on the horse; what is going to happen now? The priest sees what's going on, and the nuns stop laughing

Ler ikke mer. Prestens vrede erstatter nonnenes glede, han lyser
The nuns stop laughing as the priest's rage replaces their joy, and he condemns

Musketerene I bann, og forbannelsen gjшres kjent over land og
The priest curses the musketeers, and the curse spreads over the land

Strand, og nеr fram til hver eneste kvinne og mann. Musketerene blir
The curse reaches every woman and man. The musketeers are

Tatt en natt noen fе dager etter, av kongens menn kledd I svarte
Caught by the king's men dressed in black a few days later

Kapper med hetter. De blir fшrt til en grotte I slottet, hvor de dшmmes
They are taken to a cave in the castle where they are sentenced

Til dшden, ved henging neste morgen klokka еtte.
To death by hanging next morning at eight.

(Chorus x 2)
The chorus repeats twice

(Kir) klokker lokker flokker til slettene, skvettende, hele byen
The church bells invite people to the plains, and the whole town comes rushing

Kommer settende. Grettne gubber og fattige koner, stirrer med
Grumpy old men and poor women stare in awe

Skrekkblanda fryd pе skafottene som troner, kroner blir vedda, og
At the gallows, people place bets with mixed emotions as they watch the musketeers being executed

Penger skifter eier, kongen kommer og damene de neier. Med fire
Money changes hands, the king arrives, and the women kneel. Four

Lakeier bevжpna til tenna kommer tre mann med lenker rundt bena.
The three men, surrounded by four armed attendants, come with chains around their legs

Dette er scena, heltene skal dш I en galge. Ville de ha angra hvis de
This is the scene, and the heroes are about to die in the gallows. Would they have regretted

Hadde valget? Bшdder'n strammer, grepet, rundt repet, begynner е
If given the choice? The hangman tightens the noose around their necks, ready to

Svette bak sin hette, han er keen pе е drepe, de frustrerende,
Sweat behind his hood, eager to kill the frustrating musketeers,

Musketerene, men har de glemt, det er flere med! Nonnene var
But they have forgotten that there are more with them! The nuns were

Keene, og ville bare kline mer, men plutselig er det no' som skjer,
Eager to cuddle, but suddenly something happens,

Som et lyn fra klare himmer'n gjennom vrimmer'n av folket, kommer
Like a lightning bolt out of clear skies, through the crowd of people comes

Klosterkшsen, og kaster en dolk. Som pе signal tar de tre den imot,
The monastery cattle herder throws a knife. As if on cue, the three musketeers catch it

Kutter fot lenke av, og I trav kan de forlate dшd og grav. Over
They cut the chains off their feet and quickly leave death and the grave behind, riding away

Engene, rider de mot stjernene og sengene, for vennene tok alt,
Riding across the fields, they go towards the stars and their beds since their friends have taken everything else

Bеde damene og pengene.
Both the women and the money.

(Chorus x 3)
The chorus repeats thrice.