Meeting In The Ladies Room
Klymaxx Lyrics

Uh-oh
Something is about to go wrong.

I had to leave my condo to come to this
I came to this place reluctantly.

Well, I'm back but this time I'm with my man
I returned with my man this time.

And these women are puttin' their hands all over his Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought
Other women are touching the sweater I gifted to him.

And I'm much, much unhappy about that
I'm very unhappy about this situation.

I'd hate to come down to their level and become a BW
I don't want to lower myself and become a basic woman.

A basic woman but if they don't stop, it's gonna get scandalous
If they don't stop, the situation will become scandalous.

I've got a meeting in the ladies room (I don't need this)
I need to go to the restroom to avoid this situation.

I'll be back real soon (that's what I get for being in the neighborhood)
I'll be back soon because I was in the neighborhood.

I've got a meeting in the ladies room (where's my jewelry?)
I'm looking for my jewelry.

I'll be back real soon (can we talk?)
I'll return very soon.

I don't know
I'm unsure of what's going on.

But I think you better watch your man
You should keep an eye on your man.

(Girl, you better watch your man)
Girl, you need to watch your man.

'Cause girl, he's doing like nobody else can (all the girls are watching him)
He's doing something that's catching everyone's attention.

If you wanna be sure
If you want to be confident.

You best go powder your nose (Go on and powder your nose)
You should go touch up your makeup.

'Cause you wanna look good
Because you want to look good.

When you step on the floor
When you start dancing.

That's why I've got a meeting in the ladies room
That's why I'm going to the restroom.

Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
Sing this part of the song.

Mmm, everybody sing it like
Everyone should sing it in the same way.

Stepped through the door
I walked in the room.

They were standing in line (these ladies took their time)
Women were queued up and taking their time.

Smoking funny cigarettes
They were smoking marijuana.

And taking their time (guess what must be on their minds)
They seemed to have something else on their minds.

Somebody pass me a mirror (hurry up)
Can someone pass me a mirror, please?

'Cause I ain't got much time (quick, I got to get right back)
I need a mirror quickly because I have to leave soon.

'Cause there's a hunk of man I done left behind
I left a handsome man outside.

That's why I've got a meeting in the ladies room
That's why I'm going to the restroom again.

Be back real soon
I'll return very soon.

Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
Sing this part of the song.

Mm, everybody sing it like
Everyone should sing it in the same way.

Don't be a Freak-a-zoid
Don't act weird or strange.

Walked on the floor
I walked around the dance floor.

And everybody was jamming
Everyone was enjoying the music and dancing.

They're playing my favorite song
The DJ is playing my favorite song.

Got me singing along
I'm singing along with the music.

Can't turn your back for a minute
I can't leave my man out of sight even for a minute.

Somebody's rocking my man (And girl)
Another woman is flirting with my man.

They're doing like nobody else can
She's doing something that's catching everyone's attention.

Watch out, watch out, watch out
Be careful, look out.

Excuse me, lady
Can you excuse me, please?

This man's with me
This man is my partner.

I don't like to share
I don't like to share my man.

You can plainly see
It's obvious to see.

He looks good
He looks attractive.

Good enough to eat
He's very attractive.

But believe me, lady
But trust me, ma'am.

He belongs to me, yeah
He's mine, yeah.

Don't slap me
Don't hit me.

'Cause I'm not in the mood
Because I'm not in the mood for that.

I've got a meeting in the ladies room
I'm going to the restroom again.

Get yourself some business, baby
You need to find something else to do, baby.