Mr. Policeman
Knightowl Lyrics

Fuck the...valley sheriffs that be harrasing
I disrespect and strongly detest the valley sheriffs who are pestering me excessively.

They can eat the dick fuck the pigs I'm still laughing
Even though I have disdain towards them, they can still perform fellatio on my genitals, and my amusement will not diminish.

...why you following?
May I inquire why you are pursuing me?

I know you are jealous because you see what I be driving in
I possess knowledge that you are envious when you observe the car that I drive.

You can't afford one is that why you be stopping me?
Is the reason for detaining me is because you are unable to afford the car I drive?

Officer pig is mad because he don't have a car like me
The law enforcement officer is angry due to his lack of ownership regarding a similar car like mine.

You pulled me over the other day gave me a ticket
You stopped me on the prior day and issued me a violation ticket.

I told your ass -up your culo fucking stick it-
I recommended that you insert the ticket in your rectum.

You don't like the shit, punk, that I be doing
You are not fond of the activities that I undertake, coward.

Is that the reason that you always be pursuing?
Is that the rationale behind the reason why you are always following me?

Trying to make me act a fool so you can bust me
You attempt to coerce me to behave imbecilic to apprehend me.

And if you had the chance I knew you fucking dust me
If granted the opportunity, I comprehend that you would terminate my life.

But fuck you once again I got to tell you
Once again, I must tell you to engage in sexual activity concerning yourself.

I know that you is around motherfucker I can smell you
I am cognizant that you are around, imbecile, as your odor is detectable.

Smells like bacon you don't serve the county quit the faking
Your scent resembles bacon; you do not benefit the county, so abstain from pretending.

You are just mad at all the money I be raking
You are infuriated at my accumulation of wealth.

I know that you be following me
I am aware of your pursuit towards me.

Mr. Policeman, but you ain't got nothing on me
Dear Sir Policeman, you possess no evidence to incriminate me.

You talk a lot of shit about me
You gossip on multiple occasions related to my character.

And you're getting mad, because you know you can't fuck with me
Furthermore, your anger is increasing since you understand that you cannot confront me.

Every time that I ride one-time try to fuck with mine
Whenever I drive through one of your checkpoints, your intent is to interfere with me.

They want to know the face behind the microphone
Parties wish to identify the entity responsible for the voice heard through the microphone.

S.D.P.D. don't like me
The San Diego Police Department does not hold me in high regard.

When they roll by me they slow down and get behind me
Following my location, they decelerate and position themselves in my vicinity.

Fuck'em! I don't let them interrupt when I puff
I have no regard for them. Their presence will not halt my smoking activities.

Handcuffs don't..
One may not apply handcuffs against me.

Fuck your jail cell bitch I'm not on bail you know
To hell with your detention facility - I am not bailed out; do you understand?

How we does it in the Westside 2 3 2 0
Our conduct in the Western part of the City is the following - 2320.

So you roll Mr. Officer
You continue to pursue me, Officer.

Stop hating in this shit you are trying to offer us
Stop showcasing frequent hostility and cease presenting your offering.

I'm not taking you are mistaking me for someone else
I'm not complying with your requests; you may be confusing me with someone else.

For protecting and serving pig protect yourself
Your role is to safeguard us; secure yourself, swine!

I can't help the way I live bitch is giving in yours
I can't assist the method I choose to live, while you may abide by other norms.

What I do is my business behind closed doors
What I do is personal, and I don't intend to involve you.

You roll in patrol with a gun and a badge
You patrol in a vehicle equipped with a gun and a badge.

Take it off and come to walk town with your scanless ass
Eliminate the tools of the law enforcement trade and join the regular pedestrian world, considering you have no moral principles.

Leave me alone bitch I know you want to cuff me
Cease this interaction, imbecile; I understand your desire to restrain me.

Throw away the gear in a body bag stuff me
Discard your gear and place me in a body bag.

You talk a lot of shit Mr. Puerco
You conceal yourself with words, Mr. Pig.

I know you love it if you was to see me muerto
I realize that you would delight in my death.

But, that's not about to happen
However, that event will not take place.

Why you hating motherfucker because I'm rapping?
Why do you have disdain towards me because of my occupation as a rapper?

I know that I make a lot more than you do
My earnings exceed yours notably.

Why you be so evil do you practice voodoo?
Why is your nature so sinister? Do you partake in voodoo?

It doesn't matter, your brain I still splatter
Irrespective, I will scatter your brains.

Send your fucking head to the department in a platter
Send the remains of your head to the department on a serving dish.

You is a bitch motherfucker you be phony
You portray yourself as a cowardly and insincere individual.

Skinny as a kid, no nuts you was bony
You were skinny with underdeveloped genitalia during your youth.

But now you have got a badge so you walk around tough
However, since you have a badge, you have increased your confidence.

I know a Mister Owl you would like to put the cuff, but
There is an individual called Mr. Owl whom you would like to imprison, but

I got to say once again eat a dick
I must communicate once more that you should perform oral sex on a penis.

You ain't nothing but a bitch you stupid ass pig
You are merely a cowardly pig and nothing else.