Can't Fuck With This
Kool Keith Lyrics

Yeah! This goes out to all you fake-ass motherfuckers Doin your bullshit-ass parties (yeah, we in here) You motherfuckers are fake, you look like it We know you look like it Look at your fuckin familiar face
Kool Keith is calling out people who pretend to be something they're not and throw parties that are not authentic. He is saying they are easy to spot and everyone knows it just by looking at them.

The nine can't fuck with this, Hot 97 smell like piss (Casanova) Latex on my dick, {?} on my wrists (on my wristssss) Can't fuck with this, Hot 97 smell like piss (Gun Hill Road) Latex on my dick, {?} on my wrists Can't fuck with this, Hot 97 smell like piss (Newark, New Jersey) Latex on my dick, {?} on my wristssss
Kool Keith is saying that his music and style are untouchable while also dissing specific areas and radio stations for smelling bad and being inferior in general.

Hypin up niggaz too much, bullshit's goin down I don't give a fuck about Howston Street That's where they suckin dicks all day, niggaz meet Play what you told to play, Flavmaster-ass nigga You can't even cut straight, a DJ fast nigga Y'all niggaz is monkeys with cups!
Kool Keith is criticizing the DJs who only play what they are told to play and hype up artists too much. He even goes as far as to insult a specific DJ's lack of skill and other DJs' lack of originality by comparing them to monkeys with cups.

With that bullshit playlist, Arbitron even say you SUCK Billboard hate you; you corny motherfuckers are fake too Wit'cha robot format, stick a bomb on your asscrack Who sponsor you motherfuckers, Speed stick deodorant You motherfuckers yeah - you owe the rent Get rid of your staff they make me laugh with that local-ass shit
Kool Keith is taking jabs at the radio station's playlist which is criticized by even the ratings measurement company Arbitron. He implies that they are sponsored by low-quality companies like Speed Stick and need to pay their rent because they are not making enough money. He also insults the station's staff for their lack of originality.

Y'all play all day talkin shit And sittin on the toilet even Clear Channel's mad All y'all do is flush toilets and shit all day Report some ol' bullshit to BDS, like y'all the best Transexuals, walkin up there with a fuckin dress Even Wendy Williams say you motherfuckers be up in girdles and bras Gettin they fuckin nails pressed
Kool Keith is claiming that the radio station talks trash and does nothing all day but use the bathroom, and even the company they work for is unhappy with them. He also accuses them of playing mediocre content while pretending to be the best. He takes a transphobic swipe at Wendy Williams and claims that the men at the station wear women's clothing.

Fuck if we ready it's war on the station Taliban, car bomb the whole fuckin place in Duct tape, the receptionist, boxcut up, the security Gun down the P.D.; hold Angie Mar' I strip her naked tie the bitch to the front of the door I kick her face in; tie dynamite, to her nipples I put a dildo in her mouth and if she moves flip the switch dude It's doom, aiyyo the end of an era
Marc Live is threatening to go to war against the radio station and describes a violent takeover. He threatens to kill personnel and blow up the building, and makes a graphic and misogynistic reference to sexually abusing and murdering Angie Martinez, a popular DJ at the station.

Backstabbin bastards, no-talent asses Angie got a bastard child by Nokio (faggot) That has-been groupie bitch shoulda fuckin known Flex is a fruitcake nigga, fat faggot Transvestite lover on Hunt's Point every night Do a show with RuPaul, troublemaker, softest nigga In the city, guys cum on his fuckin titty The worst DJ on KISS, you owe Chuck Chillout bitch You got nerve to act large trick You duck and hide, too many niggaz gettin shot outside (Game) You gon' learn when that car show gets interrupted A news break, they drove a Navi through your fuckin gate
This section is a continuation of Marc Live's threats against certain DJs and staff members. He insults them and makes homophobic and transphobic comments, accuses them of being talentless and immoral, and indicates that violence is prevalent in the area where the station is located. He also suggests that their security is inadequate and that they will be attacked during a car show.

The type of niggaz y'all fuck with little kids havin incest A couple of years ago y'all was the first critics with that bullshit Talkin about down South was weak, y'all was dissin Mannie Fresh Only when Snoop come to town, y'all play his shit Actin like y'all supportin the West; lyin-ass niggaz Frank Crock' tryin-ass niggaz Slick suckin dick-ass niggaz Nuts when they get into town
Kool Keith criticizes the radio station for previously criticizing Southern rap but now playing Snoop Dogg's music when he comes to town, implying that they are hypocrites. He also insults the DJs with crude language and insinuates that they are pedophiles.

I was listenin to Master P and shit When you motherfuckers was hatin 'em Now all of a sudden Lil Jon is hot, and blew up Now you gon' stand in the music bitch and act CRUNK Now you tryin to get DOWN, late-ass nigga I hate a fake-ass nigga, strawberry shake-ass nigga
Continuing his criticism of the radio station's playlist, Kool Keith claims to have been listening to Master P when the station was hating on him, further emphasizing their lack of authenticity. He also accuses them of jumping on the bandwagon with the rise of Lil Jon and the crunk genre, and calls them out for being late to the party.