Go See The Doctor
Kool Moe Dee Lyrics


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Three days later, go see the doctor...

I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady so neet and petite
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
So I asked this lady could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said "Good night"
Three days later...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminice
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldn't wait to rock her world
I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
Calls her Mrs. Microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice
"Have it your way, if that's your choice
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate"
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
If I see another girl and I get an erection
I'm walking in the other direction
Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance
So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants




And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Kool Moe Dee's song "Go See The Doctor" describe the tale of a man who meets a woman he is initially interested in, takes her home to his bed, and then ends up regretting it. Three days after their encounter, he realizes that he has contracted an STD, most likely gonorrhea. He describes experiencing pain and discharge, and ultimately goes to the doctor and receives treatment. He warns other men to be careful and use protection when pursuing sexual encounters, and to seek medical attention if they suspect that they may have contracted an STD.


The song's lyrics offer an important message about the importance of safe sex and the potential consequences of unprotected sexual encounters. It was released in the late 1980s, during the height of the AIDS epidemic, when many people were becoming more aware of the importance of safe sex practices. Kool Moe Dee's use of humor and candid language in describing his experience makes the message more relatable and accessible to listeners.


Line by Line Meaning

I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
I was experiencing a feeling of joy in my body as I was walking down the street while listening to my favorite song.


Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I was so engrossed in the music that I couldn't help but clap and stomp my feet to the beat of the song.


I saw a little lady so neet and petite
I noticed a woman who was tiny and beautiful walking towards me on the street.


So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
I found her very attractive and wished to talk to her.


So I asked this lady could I take her out
I asked if she would like to go out with me.


We could wine and dine and we could talk about
I wanted to take her out for a date where we could have a conversation and some good food and drinks.


The birds and the bees in my waterbed
I was envisioning a romantic and sexual encounter in my waterbed.


And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
I was hoping for her to show some respect and adoration towards me like a devout Buddhist paying deference to Buddha.


We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We kept conversing and time flew by.


We were at my house and it was time to do it
We arrived at my place and it was time to have sex.


As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
After ejaculating, I lost my self-confidence and control.


Ran outside and told all my boys
I went out to tell my friends about my sexual experience.


I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
I wanted my male friends to gather around and listen to my story.


They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
They asked me if I had sex and how it was.


The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
I had sex with her and I really enjoyed it, and I am proud of myself for performing well.


But three days later, go see the doctor
I had contracted a sexually transmitted disease and needed to see a doctor after three days.


I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
During sex, I moved my body and hers from side to side.


She felt so good, hugged me so tight
She was a great sexual partner and held me tightly while we had sex, making me feel great.


I said "Good night"
After sex was over, I wished her good night and went to sleep.


Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
I woke up in pain and distress, complaining and cursing.


Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I noticed some discharge and pus coming out of my genitals.


I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
I went to the bathroom and was shocked and scared by the state of my genitals.


I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
I was so angry at the woman whom I had sex with because she had given me a sexually transmitted disease.


The madder I got, the more I reminisce
The more angry and frustrated I got, the more I thought about the good time that I had with her.


Why is my thing thing burning like this?
I was wondering why my genitals were burning with pain.


Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I remembered the day when I first saw the woman with whom I had sex.


I just couldn't wait to rock her world
I was so excited about having sex with her and giving her a great experience.


I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
I had flirted with her by saying that she looked great and I was curious about her.


What have I done stuck my dick in?
I realized that I had made a mistake by having sex with her without knowing more about her sexual history and health.


Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
I understood why her ex-boyfriend called her a cooker of hot and spicy meals.


Calls her Mrs. Microwave
I found out that her ex-boyfriend calls her Mrs. Microwave because her sexual attractiveness was too hot to handle like a hot oven or a microwave.


Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
She was extremely attractive and captivating which made me want to have sex with her.


The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
I learned the hard way that staying in a relationship with someone purely based on sexual attraction may have repercussions.


I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
I went to the doctor's office to get tested and determine the nature of my health problem.


He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
The doctor prescribed me a shot to cure my sexually transmitted disease.


I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
I was surprised and nervous about the treatment procedure and wanted more explanation from the doctor.


Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
I was unwilling to receive an injection in my buttocks.


He turned and said in a real deep voice
The doctor turned around and addressed me with a deeper tone of voice.


"Have it your way, if that's your choice
The doctor gave me the freedom to choose my own treatment method.


And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
The doctor agreed to give me the shot if I wanted it.


But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
The doctor warned me about the possible side effects of the treatment and that I shouldn't hold him responsible if something unusual happens.


Extending from the middle of your body
The doctor illustrated the imaginary scenario by saying that a foot may grow out from my genitals.


And the next time you see your cute hottie
The next time I saw the woman, whom I had sex with, again.


You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
I will not be able to have sex and the only thing left for me to do is kick her.


Is just kick her, so go take karate
The doctor suggested that I take karate as a hobby to vent out my frustration.


As I turned around to receive my injection
Finally, I agreed to receive the shot injection for my treatment.


I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
I resolved to use protection during sex in the future.


If I see another girl and I get an erection
If I am attracted to another woman and get sexually aroused.


I'm walking in the other direction
I will avoid having sex and actually walk away in the opposite direction.


Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance
I don't want to get a sexually transmitted disease and go through a painful and risky medical treatment again.


So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
I will keep my penis inside my pants and avoid having sex if necessary.


And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
If I am interested in another woman who I think I can have great sex with.


Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor
I will make sure that she gets tested and treated for any possible sexual health issues before engaging in any sexual activity with her.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: MOHANDAS DEWESE

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@derrikmalone6144

2023 and still bumping this classic

@ingegaasbeek296

Never geks old 😊

@getmoney23theking40

Song hits hard af and he is spitting some truthful lyrics... nothing like the old school

@mrcommunity992

Word

@614geministarzodiac

Nothing like Golden Classics distilling and refining the truth or arguably can U improve on the truth?I doubt it.

@THE1DJJONES

I'm making my son listen to this cut right now. Excellent PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT then and especially now.

@belindacarter618

So he won't be drip drip dripping and pus pus pussing

@Haze_buster

@@belindacarter618 bruuuuh i readed this comment when this line came from kmd

@Icy-Bridges

Big L's song "Should have used the rubber" is another great song to show him. Peace

@jamalydude

Fuck I learned the hard way last week with a blonde. This is a story guys so stay put. I literally went to the clinic with her EVERY test showed clean of everything. Well we get on with our bad selves and days later I’m burnin and maybe a week later she gets tests again that shows they missed something 🤬”she’s was hotter than an oven and I had to learn, the hard way, stay in a microwave too long you get burned”

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